……I was sitting in the kitchen…..wondering if the neighbor is gonna keep his promise to cook dinner for us….since I made him a late night omelet…..he was coming in from a 24-hour shift at the hospital…..anyway,….I’m listening to one of my “Oldies” folders on my hard drive….and a song came on and I said….. “Dang, I remember when I spent my last 50 cent to buy that record”…..anyone else remember what they were doing when The Jackson Five – “I Want You Back” came out?
PHOTOGRAPHY 101…..Dear selfie lovers…..here’s a tip from someone who spent a lot of time pointing one at people…..the camera adds pounds to your face….the camera adds pounds period…..the closer your arm is to your face when you pop off your 376th selfie in 2 minutes..….pounds……try editing the photograph…..all phones has extra buttons you can play with to change your photo…..shoot a nice pic of yourself and go get your face…..or whatever…..take a minute to watch Deckard in the 1982 Blade Runner film find a photograph within a photograph….it’s when he sits in front of the TV….and inserts a photo he stole…..you’ll see what I mean…….thank you for your understanding…..moving on….
MY MAN!…..I would’ve done the same thing…..the Minnesota police arrested a man…after he broke his terminally ill wife out of a nursing home….so they could spend her last days….partying, using drugs and listening to heavy metal music…..he celebrated her final hours with what he called a “Death Party”…..and his actions shocked authorities and the local community because it defied conventional expectations of….a quiet, medically supervised end-of-life experience….everyone viewed this as illegal…..yet, this does show a deep desire to give his wife a memorable final night…..on “HIS” own terms…..the police should let him man go home…..Nicole agreed….she knows I would’ve done the same…..you should see his police booking mugshot….he’s so cute.
WHAT ARE THE GROUPS FOR THE FIFA WORLD CUP 2026?…..Did y’all see “STUPID” act like a cute little puppy accepting his “peace medal” dog tag?….I know, right?…..what a clown….anyway,…..not going to name all the teams in each group….but it’s going to be interesting…..A:…..That’s not going to be easy….Mexico, S. Korea, South Africa……this is going to be good….B:……that’s up for grabs….C:…..Brazil might walk through but don’t count out Morocco….D:…..America doesn’t have a chance….I can’t wait to hear “STUPID’s” take on the games after we don’t make it out the gate…..It’ll be Biden’s fault as usual…..E:….Germany should win this group but the Ivory Coast is an African team…..teams from the Motherland can surprise you…..F:…..Netherlands, Japan and Poland…..this is my favorite group…..and Tunisia, Sweden Albania and Ukraine are in the group….this is definitely going to be the one to watch right here…..G:….whatever….H:….there were times when I’d say…. “Spain’s got this”….not so sure anymore….I:….I hope Senegal and Norway whoop France’s ass….J:….call it a longshot but I’m going with Algeria….I have a historical beef with Argentina…..K:…..I think it’s time Portugal realized….Cristiano Ronaldo is getting old…..and can’t do it all by himself anymore….I’m going with Columbia and hope they win every game played in America…..L:…..I’m pulling for everyone except…..England.
NATIONAL PARKS FEE-FREE CALENDAR DROPS MLK DAY, JUNETEENTH AND ADDS TRUMP’S BIRTHDAY….Why hide your racism….when you can throw it and shove it in everyone’s face….so, you can now enter national parks for free….on “STUPID’s” birthday (6/14)….…..when they celebrate the 110th anniversary of the NPS (8/25)….Constitution Day ()/17)…..and president Teddy Roosevelt’s birthday (10/27)…..and these changes take effect on the 1st of January…..and non-U.S. residents will still be required to pay an entrance fee….under the new “America-first pricing”…..international visitors will be charged an extra $100….on “TOP” of the standard entrance fee….and the annual pass for non-residents will go up to $250….the annual pass for residents will be $80…..this move follows an executive order calling for an increase of fees applied to non-American visitors to national parks….and grant citizens and residents “preferential treatment with respect to any remaining recreational assess rules”….the Department of Interior is calling the new fee-free exempted dates….. “patriotic-fee-free-days”…..dear non-American residents from around the globe…..the money you would have to spend to visit many of America’s national parks…..how about this idea…..Serengeti National Park (Tanzania)…..Namib-Naukluft National Park (Namibia)….Torres del Paine National Park (Chile)…..Vatnajökull National Park (Iceland)…..Giant Panda National Park (China)….Valley of Flowers National Park (India)…..Black Forest National Park (Germany)….Kruger National Park (South Africa)….Parque Nacional Galápagos (Ecuador)……Plitvice Lakes National Park (Croatia)…..Igua´zu National Park (Argentina/Brazilian boarder)…..Kakum National Park (Ghana)…..Norway has 48 beautiful national parks….to name a few of the many place you could go….yes, our parks are beautiful….but why grease the financial pockets of this greedy administration…..when they shut down the country and let the world know…..they didn’t care about their own….now it’s all about making back the lost money during the countries shutdown with them….and the blatant in yo’ face racism…..why go to America?…..a country where ICE has arrested nearly 75,000 people with no criminal record….detained them….and deported them to places unknown…..and you could accidently wind up being one of them….besides, nearly half of Europeans said….they see “America” as an enemy of Europe.
HERE’S A FIRST…..And I have a weird guess maybe why….for the first time in its 25 year history….the International Space Station has every visiting vehicle port filled at once….NASA confirmed all eight docking ports are simultaneously occupied…..this is a mixture of cargo, crew vehicles from multiple space agencies and commercial partners…..Northrop Grumman’s Cygnus-23 cargo spacecraft….Space X Dragon capsules….the Russians have two 92 and 93 Progress freighters…..Poisk and Zvezda modules….and a bunch of other stuff is up there right now….I’m going with the…… “3I/ATLAS is coming our way and we need to get a head start on this”…..I hope it’s a freakin’ alien ship…..I really, really do……hey, not believing in aliens is like taking a spoon of water from the ocean and saying,…. There’re no whales in the ocean…..because none of them are in my spoon.”