BOY AGE 4: Dad, I’ve decided to get married.

DAD: Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind?

BOY: Yes…..grandma! She said she loves me, I love her, too….and she’s the best cook & storyteller in the world!

DAD: That’s nice, but we have a small problem there.

BOY: What?

DAD: She happens to be my mother. How can you marry my mother?

BOY: Why not? You married mine!!!!

TYREEK HILL SAYS RANDY MOSS IS “THE” G.O.A.T WIDE RECEIVER….BETTER THAN JERRY RICE…..Those of you who do not understand American football….go away…those who do….let’s discuss this….theory…..yo, Tyreek….I’ll give you major props….if I were a defensive back who had to cover you….I’m slapping you upside your helmet right after the ball is hiked…..I know once you juke me….touchdown..…I’ll take the penalty….anyway,….son, you’re young….I don’t even know if you were pooping yet….when Jerry was setting records….you watch films all the time right?….yes, I admit Randy was one of the great players….playing the wide receiver position….and you’re right….6’4, can run a 4.2….create routes, separation….damn near catch anything thrown at him….great stats….I liked watching him play….BUT….every time I take a minute to float in cyberspace….and look-up who was the best wide receiver….of all (so far) time…Jerry keeps popping up….#1….Randy….#2…..#7…..#3….and Randy even said in an interview;….. “I’ll put myself first, I’ll put Terrell Owens second and I would put Jerry Rice third or fourth”…..come on Tyreek….watch the films….there’s this one play I call….the “Jerry Rice Play”…..Rice and Joe Montana perfected this play…..Rice takes two steps….cuts left between the linebackers and the defensive line….Montana hits him quick….Jerry’s gone…..and every team in the NFL uses that play…..what Randy did…..Jerry did the same…..look at the numbers…..so, little grasshopper,…..watch the NFL films of Jerry Rice and learn something.

SO, LET’S SEE HOW COVID IS TREATING THE WORLD TODAY….South Africa has over one million cases……California has over 2 million….. India has 10 million….Sweden’s King says the country failed on dealing with the virus….the Chinese journalist who documented the Wuhan coronavirus outbreak was given 4-years in prison….hundreds of British tourists enjoying a night-time exodus from the COVID-19 virus are quarantined at a Swiss ski resort and over two hundred tourists decided to leave the quarantine during the night…..12 people decided to stay….. funeral costs are driving families hit by COVID to choose desperate measures when it comes to burials…..members in Congress are sending mixed messages about receiving the vaccine….New York State probes fraudulently obtained COVID vaccines and a criminal investigation has opened….Pfizer delays COVID-19 vaccine deliveries due to temperature control issues……Europe is launching an unprecedented vaccine campaign…..eight German care workers were accidentally given vaccine overdoses after receiving five times the recommended dose…….450 million people in Europe are afraid about the new coronavirus variant….Chinese vaccines will help fill the gap in some parts of the world, but people are wondering whether it will work….South Korea’s cases are rising again…..there’s talk about people needing a vaccine passport if they want to travel next year…..Spain is going to keep a register of those who refuse to take the vaccine…..violence against women is surging during this COVID crisis and Senate Republicans blocked the anti-domestic violence law…..health officials fear that the COVID pandemic is related to a spike in suicides among Indigenous youth…..U.S. COVID hospitalizations hit a new record and health care workers are raising alarms because the vaccine distribution has been unfair and a chaotic free-for-all…….global COVID cases top 80 million…Russia admits to having the world’s third worst COVID-19 death toll…..researchers say the new strain of COVID spreading in the UK is likely in America already…..as COVID-19 spreads through the U.S. shootings and killings are up…..…..with over 270,000 infections and 1,700 deaths, COVID has devastated the U.S. prison population….fueled by a history of mistreatment, black Americans distrust the new COVID-19 vaccines…..as for “STUPID” taking care of Americans and making the country great during this crisis…..well, let’s just say….Nero played the fiddle…..and “STUPID” played golf.

AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID….                                                                  Earthquakes are caused by the jeans-wearing women
Animal control officer mistakes toy for live tiger
Motorcyclist continues to play on cell phone after being hit by a car
Preschool teacher found passed out in the bathroom by students with a needle sticking out of her arm
20-year-old Wisconsin Cheddar Cheese sells for $209 a pound
Shanghai shopping mall creates extra-large parking spaces for women
Mean mother feeds her toddler a hot jalapeno pepper to film her crying
Chinese condoms too small for South Africans
Suspect shows up at city jail to sell stolen iPhone to a cop                                                               Killer asks for more prison time, says plea deal too lenient
Miss BumBum back in the hospital with infected butt implant
Brazilian man has surgery to get face of a real dog
Man finds Python in a box of cereal
Doctors surgically remove chopstick jammed inside toddler’s head for 10 days                         Suspect arrested: “Jesus Christ told me to steal the ambulance.”
Fargo man arrested for clearing snow with a flamethrower
Hall and Oates sue over granola-maker’s “Haulin’ Oats” cereal                                                                                                                                            Man arrested for stealing a Winnie the Pooh car
San Francisco light pole, corroded by urine, collapses, nearly killing a man
Grandmother, 68, murdered, chopped up and ate 14 people
Roanoke jogger to pay $300,000 for making a U-turn in front of a cyclist
Putin submits a bid to claim the North Pole
North Korea creates its own time zone
Man jailed for 30 years in Thailand for insulting the monarchy on Facebook
Surgeons have been warned to stop playing drum and bass music during operations
Dutch soldiers forced to shout “bang-bang” because they are out of bullets
Candidate who didn’t even vote wins Democratic election
Busta Rhymes arrested for throwing Protein Drink
The DEA admits that marijuana is safer than heroin
Staten Island lawyer demands trial by combat