…..Wait…..didn’t something like that happen in one of those…..Planet of the Apes flicks?…..didn’t Caesar and his boyz change the game after being abused in an animal shelter?….Caesar figured out how to escape…..went back to a research lab he was previously kept at….got a cannister of that “make a monkey super smart” gas….went back to the shelter…..sprayed it around the joint…..every inmate primate became super smart…..then Caesar and his boyz returned to the research lab…..trashed it…..damn near killed everybody….released all their relatives being held in captivity….headed towards the woods over in Marin county…..thrashed the Golden Gate Bridge….along with human participation……and eventually took over our society?…..honestly, right now……after that November 5th election…..and recently hearing what “STUPID” and his Christian followers are go to do…..day one in office…..via executive order…..to declare…..sexually…..exactly what you are…..to them….. “Whether you like it….or not”……I am seriously down with the apes running shit right about now.
I JUST WENT TO MY FIRST EVER JESUS-THEMED SEX PARTY….And I bet you screamed his daddy’s name all night didn’t ´cha?
CHINA LAUNCHES GROUDBREAKING 1,000 KM/H MAGLEV TRAIN IN VACUUM-POWERED CAPSULE…..This idea came up through China’s Aerospace Science and Industry Corporation……this tech aspires to reach speeds of up to 4,000 kph…..surpassing traditional air travel….by using a magnetic levitation….in a low resistance environment…..the system aims to cut down travel times for both domestic and international journeys…..this not only revolutionizes travel……but also offers a more environmentally friendly alternative by reducing carbon emissions and energy consumption…..compared to conventional transportation methods…..check this out…..when I pond-jump….it takes at least 6-7 hours to reach New York…..4,000 kph…..I could be in LA….2 ½ -3 hours tops….at 1,000, you’d probably go from NYC to DC….in 10 minutes….if!
THE BEST “IGNORE ME IF YOU WANT TO”……Mary Ellen Pleasant…..an 1800’s African-American woman…..built her fortune by cleverly…..overhearing investors talk while serving as a domestic.
GUESS WHICH CEOs ARE ALREADY DROOLING OVER TRUMP’S DEPORTATION PLAN?…..And that would be the GEO Group…..the country’s largest private prison company…..and they were the biggest winner in the stock market…..after Trump’s victory was announced on election day…..stocks jumped 40%…..in 2023…43% of Geo Group’s top-line revenue….more than 2 billion…..came from contracts with Immigration and Customs enforcement…..George Zoley….founder and chairman…… “We expect the incoming Trump administration to take a much more aggressive approach…..regarding border security….as well as interior enforcement…..and to request additional funding from Congress to achieve these goals”…..well, if he fills up Geo’s cribs….FEMA’s had the camp in place for a while…..and those apartments won’t be only available for so-called illegals….private prisons make a lot of money on the free slave market…..and then, there’s this…..
ELON MUSK PROVES HE OWNS WHITE HOUSE IN FIRST TRUMP CALL TO ZELENSKIY…..If there was one person who would’ve escaped in a submarine….to Argentina during WWII….it’s him…..I’m tell you once again…..this man is very dangerous…..and not good for people of color…..he’s an apartheid kid…..genetically…..generations…..lizard people….whatever….but that man should never have a seat of power…..and why in the hell did he join “STUPID” on a call with Ukrainian president….hours after he won the election?…..America…..you are so freakin’ screwed…..even his daughter is leaving the country.
THE SUPRISINGLY LEWD ORIGINS OF THE “RUB-A-DUB-DUB” NURSERY RHYME….Here’s one that slipped by the Christian nowhere near politically correct book banners….I didn’t even know about this…..but I did sing it to my kids while I washed their butts….anyway,…..now this is a children’s rhyme that first showed up in the late 18th century…..when a version of it was featured in the second volume of English composer…..James Hook’s A Christmas Box…..along with other wonderfully named nursery rhymes like…..Goosy, Goosy Gander…..See Saw Margery Daw…..Who Comes Here, a Grenadier…..and Little Jack Horner, Sat In a Corner…..now the lyrics of Rub…..refer to a decidedly adult situation…..word on the street traditions….say Rub goes back to the 14th century actually….when “Tub” was a slangy euphemism for brothels, carnivals and other places where men could hook-up with women…..now an early version of Rub went like this….. “rub-a-dud ho!…..rub-a-dub….three maids in a tub…..and who do you think were there?…..the butcher, the baker, the candlestick-maker….and all of them gone to the fair”…..which seems like those three craftsmen were going to do the nasty…..because the rhyme really says men were paying to see the “maids”….over time the rhyme became more child-friendly….another 1842 version says…. “rub-a-dub dub…..three fools in a tub….and who do you think they be?….the butcher, the baker, the candlestick-maker….turn them out, knaves all three.”