……SIMONE BILES…..was anyone surprised about her performances?…..didn’t think so…..NORTH KOREA/SOUTH KOREA/CHINA….the table tennis mixed-doubles Olympians taking a selfie together…..that’s what the world needs more of…..and that’s what the Olympics is all about……ANGELA CARINI….and this is what the world doesn’t need more of…..a female boxer competing against…..a Transgender boxer…..the woman was robbed of her chance for glory……TEAM USA…..captured a gold in rowing…..after a 64-year drought……TRIATHLON…..I think they spent close to $10 billion dollars…..over a ten year period to clean up the Seine River….and one athlete said after swimming in it….. “I threw-up for over 10 minutes”…..many of the swimmers said the Seine left a “bad taste” in their mouths…..ya think?…..YUSUF DIKEC…..Turkey sent a 51-year-old competitor…..for the 10-meter air pistol mixed team event….with no specialized lenses, eye cover or ear protection….and shooting with his hand in his pocket…..and he won a silver medal…..some people are saying…..they’re convinced Turkey sent a hitman….you know what he said to that?….. “I’m a natural, a natural shooter”……now that’s cool…..and just like that….a legend is born……..and the memes and hitman comments took off……he was everywhere…..and I felt sorry for the team who won the gold…..because no one is talking about them…..dude hit the net and took off running…..the hitman jokes are funny as hell….high tech stuff you may need to help you aim better….takes a back seat…..he’s the new legendary Olympic G.O.A.T. ….HISTORY….Katie Ledecky is the most decorated woman in U.S. Olympic history…..(8 Gold – 4 Silver – 1 Bronze)……she now owns the 20 fastest times….in the history of the women’s 1500m freestyle event…..FOIL TEAM FENCING….first gold medal in U.S. history….THE McINTOSH FAMILY…..watched their 17-year-old daughter Summer…..win her second gold (three total) medal in the swimming events….while setting another Olympic record….for team Canada…..BADMINTON….not a fan….but the doubles match between Great Britian and China…..the Chinese player was sitting on the floor…..and nailing them back over the net…..and scored a point…..the Brits couldn’t believe it…..NADIA COMANECI…..she still looks good…..even after dealing with the physical, emotional and sexual abuse put upon her by now….dead Romanian dictator….Nicolae Ceausescu…..after the 1976 Olympic games in Canada…..AURÉLIEN QUINION…..had a real busy day….he went straight to the hospital and watched his daughter come into the world at 2am…..and then competed in the men’s race walk at 8pm…..and set a personal best in the process…..TRAMPOLINE…..I had fun watching the cameraman work his camera…..up and down……up and down….up and down….CHEN YUXI AND QUAN HONGCHAN’S…..synchronized dive was so perfect….if you looked at it from a side view…..it looked like a single diver…..FREESTYLE BMX…..Now I’m not a fan of the sport…..but Jose Torres Gil’s ride….. “HOLY S…..!”….that Argentinian’s ride was beyond insane…..LAUREN SCRUGGS…..made history by becoming the first Black American woman….the first Black out Lesbian….to win an individual medal in Olympic fencing……NEW ZEALAND…..women’s rugby team….performed their Haka….after retaining Olympic gold medal…..TRACK & FIELD…..4x400m…..the USA set a new world record….during the mixed relays…..3:07.41…..it was a Michael Johnson finish where the cameraman had to pan his lens….wide to see the rest of the field….and that wasn’t even the final race…..GREECE…..won their first-ever medal in swimming…..FATOUMATA SYLLA….was the first athlete from the African Nation of Ghana…..to compete in Olympic archery…..BEST MOMENT SO FAR…..Michaela Blyde had her dream come true…..the New Zealand rugby star lost it…..when she found out her track star idol Jamaican runner….Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce follows her on Instagram…..and totally lost it when she met her in person…..it’s a cute video if you can find it…..EGYPTIAN FENCER NADA HAFEZ……made headlines at the Paris 2024 Olympics by competing while seven months pregnant……AND WOMEN ARE GOING CRAZY…..for the three “good-looking” Italian swimmers…..and ladies….they are “fine”…..you just better hope they still don’t live with “Mama”…..POLE VAULT DECATHLON…..that’s the most Black athletes I’ve ever seen doing it…..and then there’s…oh, wait a second….Nicole’s yelling something from the kitchen….hold on……. “Why did you say?”…… “I CAN’T HERE YOU!!”….oh,….sorry folks,  I gotta go….because she screamed the one word I cannot ignore….….. “VACATION!!”…..we’ll talk later.