…..What was that?…..definitely not in my top 10….but definitely falls under the category of “The worst one – ever!”……even many French citizens said….. “WTF was that??”…..China for the best ever opening…..Australia for the best games so far…..anyway,…..the dancers dancing in the water while surrounded with a gold backdrop…..that was great…..Marie Antoinette’s holding their heads and the heavy metal band playing…..that was an absolutely unhinged classic idea…..Lady Gaga and her pom-pom dancers…..I was bored until one of her dancers…..did a spin and found out….gravity works….one of France top music stars….is from Mali…..and then they surrounded her with a military band….trying hard to find the beat….go figure…..Snoop Dogg was the first person in Olympic history….to “Crip-walk” with the Olympic torch….and carried a torch that looked like a big-ass fired-up blunt…..the countries being presented on a boat…..sailing down the Seine river while it rained on them…..whomever came up with that idea….bad idea…..a country who treats Blacks like shit…..unless you play sports……if you win then you gain some respect…..your French…..if you lose…..you’re that African….and to have a Black woman sing the national anthem….is a good progressive step…..let’s keep taking those same steps…..out in the suburbs outside of Paris…..but I’ll give you major props for the statues honoring the women who contributed to French history……which will later be placed throughout the city…..even if there will be only 10 of them…. Germany had the first Black Muslim proudly carrying their national flag…..and the brother can play some B-ball….there were a few oops…..the announcers calling South Korea….. “The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea”…..and that would be “North Korea” with that name…..and to keep things fair…..the announcers used the same name…..in English and French……when the North Korean team floated by…..and hanging the Olympic flag wrong…..just fits in with everything else…..that was going….wrong…..LGBTQI+ was definitely in da house…..the runway fashion show……fabulous…..Elon Musk, who has a trans daughter and a bunch of right-wing idiots and MAGA nutjobs……had a problem with drag queens strutting don’t the fashion runway…..as if France gives a…..I’m sure the MAGA maggots lost their mind when the blue dancer “ Blue Scrotum”…..had an X-rated wardrobe malfunction on global live TV….and Catholics, Catholic leaders and French Bishops damn near lost their collective minds…..over what they call drag queens making a “mockery” of the Last Supper……within the Catholic organization…..homosexuality shouldn’t be such a shock….as for drag…..y’all wear long dresses in church all the time…..it even pissed of Kansas City Chiefs kicker…..Harrison Butker……remember him?…..the guy who spoke at a graduation ceremony and told women to…. “Say in the kitchen?”…..Chinese state television didn’t have a problem showing it….and homosexuality remains taboo in Chinese mainstream media….tech companies started pulling their ads from the Olympics after that display…..and Paris 2024 apologized for “The Last Supper” display…..because they deemed it “anti-Christian………Olympic organizers told Christians;…. “Sorry you feel butthurt”….now that’s funny….and ah, BTW…..that was not the Last Supper……it was a depiction of an ancient Greek Nacchanal….and I’m sure every pissed off Catholic knows that….the Olympic are ancient and….Greek….it’s basically a extravagant and loud party…..I would say it’s a several days  “butt-naked orgy”…..honoring the god of wine…..that would be the “blue guy”…..he’s also known as Dionysus….the Greek god of fertility, wine and of course…..pleasure…..but I don’t want any holy-rollers mad at me for mentioning that informative tidbit of FYI…..….but my sister Glenys nailed it…. “What’s in a myth?…..apparently Christians are unable to distinguish between Greek mythology…..and their own……a myth is a myth is a myth…..and having my feelings hurt…..because the Olympics held in France portrayed a French painting about Greek mythology…..and I’m too uneducated to know it had nothing to do with an Italian painting about Christianity”…..I gotta admit…..when the French national team rolled in on their boat…..with the bridge showing their country colors…..that was cool…..real cool…..I came to the point where I loved the rainstorm…..the dancers were killin’ it dancing through the storm…..but the music…..no offense….it sucked…..but the dancers were killin’ it……the ceremony for raising the Olympic flag was beautiful…..I loved the shot from the main stage towards the Eiffel Tower……and the laser show was dope…..tell me again who was the guy in the yellow suit dancing on stage…..I told Nicole I could’ve done that…..she busted out laughing…….the Olympic torch balloon was a genius idea….up there with the lighting of the torch with an arrow at the 1996 Atlanta Olympics….my question is how are they going to control the balloon while it’s afloat?….two Black French Olympic athlete icons….Teddy Riner and Marie-Jose Perec lighting it was an even more genius idea….I guess I can take back some of the things I’ve said about the country…..when it comes to the true French identity….but the killer shocker was…..Celine Dion….it was so good to hear her voice again……and last but not least I have to mention him…..was my man….who’s probably Mario and Luigi’s cousin….sitting on a bridge….playing the accordion with wings on his back….and looking bored as hell…..I admire the people who bought tickets for the games….and sat in the downpour to watch the opening…..but when they showed a shot of the surfing competitors in Tahiti…..that’s the ticket I would’ve wanted….so world…..let the games begin and good luck to the participating athletes…..if you want to attend the games….there are over 600,000 tickets still available….if you would like to watch the track & field events…..the cheapest ticket cost $700 bucks…..and that’s up in the nose-bleed section…..the Paris Olympic medals…..are definitely a collector’s item….with a piece of the Eiffel Tower right in the middle of it…..one more question….who the heck was the dude running over the roofs of Paris, through the Louvre museum, the Musée d’ Orsay, flipping and flopping all over the place, dressed in black while wearing a fencing mask…..and carrying the Olympic torch?…..was he some historic kinda guy?…..UPDATE:…..there were 12 different people carrying the torch.