DON’T EXPECT ANY NEW YEARS RESOULTIONS……from me…..I intend to remain the same…..awkward, sarcastic, foul-mouthed delight……you’ve all come to know and love

WE’RE NOT OUR AGE……we’re our energy

TO EVERYONE…..I fell out with this year…..fuck you next year too

THE FEELING OF…… “I want my Mom”…..has no age limit……no time limit……and no distance limit

THEM: What triggers your anxiety?

ME: Nouns

THEM: Nouns?

ME: well, persons, places, and things mostly

SCIENTIFIC FACT…..63 Earths can fit inside Uranus

READER: One day I’ll be mature enough……to read this without laughing

TWITTER:  My roommate just finished writing a book on….. “How to Earn Money”…..and now he needs money to publish it

COMMENT: Tell him to read the book

ALEXA……take down the Christmas tree

MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS……is extremely low today……I used to have some immunity build up……but obviously……there’s a new strain out there

LOOK AT THE WEATHER……being all springy and cute……like it didn’t try to kill us last week

IF YOU FEEL SOMETHING……calling you to dance……or write or paint…..our sing…..please refuse to worry about whether you’re good enough……just do it

YOUR EMENY IS NOT THE REFUGEE……your enemy is the one……who made him a refugee

SCIENTISTS……have determined how trees communicate……they bark

HUSBAND BRINGING HIS WIFE FLOWERS……I found some beautiful things…..and killed them…..so you can watch them decay

HERE’S A TISSUE…..you have a little bullshit on your lip

I’M RETIRED…..I don’t have to…..I don’t want to……and you can’t make me

CONTINUNOUS IMPROVEMENT……is better than delayed perfection

AND MY FAVORITE……

SOON WE WILL WELCOME IN THE NEW YEAR……and I’m not taking anything with me into 2023…….

If you owe me……don’t worry about it

If you wronged me…..it’s all good

If you’re beefing with me……you won

If we aren’t speaking…..it’s cool…..be safe and I wish you well

If you’re talking about me…..thanks for the advertisement

If you don’t want to deal with me…..continue not to

If you don’t like me…..I don’t care

If you left me hanging…..don’t pick me up

If you feel I wronged you….I apologize

In all things…..I forgive you……life is too short for all the…… “extra” unnecessary drama…..because no one is promised tomorrow…..Happy New Year to you all!

I want to thank everyone who has taken the time to read the madness I’ve shared on this page over the years…..we can all agree…..the past 10-years…..I’ve posted some crazy shit…..and we’ve dealt with lots of different situations…..and we’re still here to talk about them…..and as we go into a new….. “We have no idea what the hell is going to happen” year…..I would like to share the best advice…..an old friend…..I would spend time sharing a bottle of wine on the stoop of our apartment in Boston……shared with me when it comes to dealing with people…..

RULE # 1……FUCK WHAT THEY THINK……IT’S YOUR LIFE!…….Happy New Start!….love you all……..