…..AND I WOULD LOVE TO START…..This new week…..into a new year by….
SHARING YOUR WORDS…….
WASH YOUR HANDS….like you just ate buffalo wings and are about to put on a wedding dress
A WINTER POEM:…. “Shit it’s cold” – the end.
A SIGN IN AN ELEVATOR:…. “4 PEOPLE MAX – 1000 KG”…..or 1 horse, 5,050 bananas, 6,666 hen eggs, 2,941 pigeons, 88 haddock and 10,526 nickels
I DON’T FIT IN….Never did….never want to….I do my own shit!
IT’S OK….You just forgot who you are…..welcome back.
ONCE HE STARTS UNHOOKING THE PS4…..from the back of your TV….you lost him baby.
SOME WOMEN WANT DIAMONDS….I just want a book, a cup of coffee and some peace and quiet.
CLEAR YOUR MIND OF…..Can’t!
3AM….Is the hour of writers, painters, poets, musicians, silence seekers, over thinkers and creative people….we know who you are….we can see your light on….keep on keeping on.
FIRST OF ALL….NO….second of all….NO! (still my favorite)
2021….And I’m still listening to music from the 60’s and 70’s.
SOMETIMES….it’s to your advantage for people to think you’re crazy – Thelonious Monk
IF YOU THINK….Artist are useless….try to spend your quarantine without music, books poems, movies and paintings.
JOHN IS HAVING A BAD DAY….He tried to button his shirt and the button fell off….he picked up his briefcase and the handle fell off….he went to open the door and the doorknob fell off…..now he’s afraid to pee.
I HAVEN’T BEEN EVERYWHERE….but it’s on my list.
I HAD A LOT OF STUFF TO DO TODAY….Now I have a lot of stuff to do tomorrow.
IF ONLY OUR EYES….Saw souls instead of bodies….how different our ideals of beauty would be.
IF PEOPLE TREAT YOU LIKE AN OPTION….leave them like a choice.
AN APPLE A DAY….Is nonsense….just ask Eve, Snow White or any pig at a luau.
IF “PLAN A”…..Didn’t work….the alphabet has 25 more letters.
DAD: So, my daughter tells me that you’re a musician. Is that right?
BOYFRIEND: Actually sir, I’m a DJ.
DAD: You have exactly 10 seconds to get the fuck out of my house.
YOU LEARN….Who you are by unlearning who they taught you to be.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON…. “To laugh often and much; to win the respect of the intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endue the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the beauty in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeem social condition; to know that one has breathed easier because you live here. This is to have succeeded.”
NEW MONTH….new beginning….new start….new mindset….new focus….new intentions….new results.
THEY SAY….Milk is good for your teeth…you know what else is good for your teeth?…minding your own damn business.
I GET MOST OF MY EXERCISE….These days from shaking my head in disbelief.
SOMETIMES….You meet someone and you know from the first moment….that you want to spend your whole life without them.
CHEERS TO EVERYONE…..Who does their own research….in the age of information….ignorance is a choice.
WE LIVE ON SUCH A BEAUTIFUL PLANET….But in such an ugly world.
A MAN ON THE NEWS SAID….What’s going to keep us safe is common sense…..I’m really gonna miss a lot of y’all.
CORONAVIRUS…..Some of us want to reopen, putting money before life….I’ve been broke before…..but I’ve never been dead before.
WHEN YOU REACH THE TOP…..Keep climbing.
THERE COMES A TIME…..When silence is betrayal – Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
IT HAS BEEN SAID….That time heals all wounds….I do not agree….the wounds remain….in time, the mind, protecting its sanity, covers them with scar tissue and the pain lessens….but it is never gone.
GO FOR IT….Whether it ends up good or bad….it was an experience.
I’M SORRY….I said I wasn’t going to write about him anymore….but “STUPID” keeps acting….. “STUPID”….