…..And here we go folks…..summer is coming….and Turkey can add another one to their list….34 people killed so far….250 wounded….and the only thing Donald Trump could say about the situation….was to insult the country…..by calling Belgium a horror show….and said torture could have prevented the attacks….this fool doesn’t even know torture is illegal….as for what I think….the European Union should be blamed for the attacks which have happened…..so far….because they blew it with the refugee crisis…..til this day they don’t know who the hell came to Europe…..Turkey kicked them to Greece…Greece sent them up the street….Hungary said we don’t want them and shoved them off to Austria and other Balkan states….and they all agreed to send them to Germany….and once most of them were here….you can go anywhere….and that’s basically what happened…..with the borders down you can hide anywhere….so they need to put them back up…..quick!….and if this is ISIS behind the attacks…..they are hitting with a small number of people and doing a lot of damage….I can’t speak for the other countries security measures but I do know one thing….in Germany…they will hunt your ass down….and it’s nice to see people come together in times of tragedy….but I don’t understand one thing….if people are saying….We Are Charlie…..We Are Paris….We Are Belgium…..how come no one is saying…We Are Turkey….because they have been attacked four times….so far…..maybe finally the European Union will put their differences aside….and fight this threat together….and launching an international manhunt for the guy who got away….is a good start…..the sad part is the Brussels attack is Europe’s new reality…..UPDATE….remember the third guy they were looking for…..they got his ass!
TEEN MODEL WITH DOWN SYNDROME STARS IN BRIDAL SHOOT……19-year-old Australian teen Madelne Stuart happens to be the first professional adult model with Down Syndrome…..according to her…..her mom said they attended a model parade and Maddie said she wanted to be a model….so months later they went to a photographer and the results were stunning……mom consulted with parents and children living with Down Syndrome and wanted to know what people thought about what they were doing….and if the photos were too controversial….the feedback was great and positive…..they said the photos were in great taste and that she should post them all over the world….and that’s exactly what she did…..and Maddie’s career skyrocketed and she’s an internet sensation…..good luck Maddie…..you do look wonderful!
LAW GRADUATE SUES FORMER SCHOOL AFTER FAILING TO FIND A JOB AS A LAWYER…..She’s suing Thomas Jefferson School of Law…..in case you might want to ponder a thought dear ..…did it ever occur to you that maybe..….you might not be a good lawyer?…..this makes about as much sense as me suing my chemistry teacher in high school……because I’m not a rocket scientist…………….NEXT!
THIS MAN WANTS TO LAUNCH HIMSELF OVER “GRAND CANYON OF TEXAS” IN A STEAM-POWERED ROCKET……And I say let ‘um.…..let stunt-lover “Mad” Mike Hughes from Los Angeles…..attempt the longest and possibly the most dangerous rocket jump in history…..his previous is 1,374 feet…..and he hopes to shatter that with this new attempt…..he’ll be using a steam-powered X-s Steam Rocket instead of one with rocket fuel….I guess you’re not too “MAD” huh Mike?….and folks, in case you happen to be in the area.…they will be selling tickets on the day of this special event….so I say go ahead Mad Mike…..I hope they televise it…..hell, I hope they show it over here…I’ll sit right there on the sofa….and watch you go “SPLAT” right on the canyon wall!…..you gotta be kidding me!
BATMAN VS SUPERMAN MOVIE…..Excuse me…..but I don’t see the point as to why this film was even made.….let alone waste millions on making it.….now I want to talk to the old-heads who were into comics back in the day.….now..…Superman could what.….leap tall buildings in a single bound.….that means he didn’t need a running start right?….anyway,….x-ray vision…..that heat stuff coming out of his eyes.….he could blow cars over with his breath…..trucks and trains also.….fly through anything…..pick up something and throw it to Bangladesh….bullets don’t hurt him..…you can’t kick his ass.….you feel me here?…..cool……now..…on to Batman….he lives in a cave…..very rich…..drives a really cool car..…has a bunch of other male toys..….and some stuff on his belt which helps him fight crime.….ok..…comparisons are made.…so if these two dude were to throw down……who do you think will win…..EXACTLY!…..now unless Batman’s entire Bat suit is made of Kryptonite…..which is the only thing Superman is afraid of…..because he can’t handle that rock….that’s it..…that’s the only way Batman would win…..otherwise Superman would turn him i.nto a mop and sweep the floor with him.….or to make it more entertaining.….he could circle around in the sky for the next two hours and entertaining us for the next two hours by throwing shit at him as long as he’s away from that suit.….I don’t get it..…WHY…..make this film?……are we supposed to sit there, eat popcorn and chocolate and watch Batman chase Superman around the city while wearing a Kryptonite suit….because if that’s not the film’s plot……as soon as Batman pisses him off…..roll the credits….film over!
LEADING NEUROSCIENTISTS AND BUDDHISTS AGREE: CONSCIOUSNESS IS EVERYWHERE…..Now ya’ll know the Buddhist monks were being very nice by letting the Neuroscientists think they’ve discovered something new….which is something the Monks have known about for 1,000’s of years.
BLONDES AREN’T DUMB, SCIENCE PROVES IT ONCE AND FOR ALL…. And here we go…..researchers found that blond hair women actually have slightly “Higher IQs” than the rest of the population…..the study was published in Economics Bulletin…..and compared people with different hair colors results from a 1980 Armed Forces Qualification Test…..which measured reading and mathematical reasoning…..the average IQ for blondes….103.2..…brunettes…..102.7.….reds……101.2…..and 100.5 for women with black hair..…so to quote the professor who was in charge of this study which happened in..…1980…..and was printed yesterday.….Ohio State University professor Jay Zagorsky says..… “I don’t think you can say with certainty that blondes are smarter than others, but you can definitely say they are not any dumber.”…..and there you go…and as far as I know….since 1980….no other studies have been conducted!
MUSICIANS WHO PASSED AWAY WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG…..Phife Dawg (45) (Tribe Called Quest)…he had a few health problems…..Bankroll Fresh (28)….capped in a recording studio….Amy Winehouse (27)….drugs….she would’ve been a great jazz singer….Marvin Gaye (44)….daddy decided his fate…..Whitney Houston (48)….such a shame….Left Eye (30)….car accident….Easy E (32)….not practicing safe sex will kill ya…The Notorious B.I.G (24)….he was gunned down but no one knows exactly why….Tupac Shakur (25)…he may have joined the “25 club” but I think he’s still alive….Heavy D (44)….I miss him….Kurt Cobain (27)….he had some demons he couldn’t handle…..Aaliyah (22)….I’m going to give all of you a piece of advice….never fly in a Cessna plane or a Beechcraft….if you check their track records…many artist and sports figures have died in both of those aircrafts…Buddy Clark, Rocky Marciano, Thurman Munson, Melanie Thornton, Jim Croce, Buddy Holly, Richie Valens,..….in Portugal….I almost died in one…and I swore I would never fly in another one….so if you have to take a jumper flight and the plane is a Cessna or a Beechcraft…just say HELL NO….Bob Marley (36)….someone said they spotted him in a café a few days ago….Jimi Hendrix (27)…lately they’re saying he was murdered….Donny Hathaway (33)….such a great talent…who was dealing with inner demons…..Otis Redding (26)….I didn’t know he was so young…and most of the Bar-Kays band went with him….Florence Ballard (32)….one of the best voices in The Supremes.