May 16, 2022

19 FAMOUS MOVIES THAT HAVE BEEN BANNED AROUND THE WORLD

….And let’s see what we have here…..The Battle of Algiers…..now “THAT” is a great film…..Battle Potemkin….not sure if I saw that one…..A Clockwork Orange…..a classic psycho flick……Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb…..definitely need acid for this one…..Cocksucker Blues…..never heard of it…..Duck Soup…..seriously!?!…..Freaks…..yeah it was pretty freaky…..The Great Dictator.…..and I wonder why……The Interview…..Kimmie in North Korea wasn’t amused…..Last Tango in Paris…..just a little too sexy for its time…..or some people couldn’t figure out what to do with the butter……The Last Temptation of Christ…..definitely pissed the Church off…..Noah….they lost me at the talking rocks scene…..Saló, or the 100 Days of Sodom…..missed that one also…..The Simpsons Movie…..whatever…..The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.….a real sicky one…..Cannibal Holocaust…..nope…..missed it…..The Wolf of Wall Street…..must’ve hit too close to home…..Zoolander…..never!……Amazing Grace…..this was a documentary of Aretha Franklin…..shot in 1972….shown at the Toronto Film Festival…..and Aretha’s lawyers put a halt to it because she didn’t give her consent to use her name and likeness.

PSYCHOLOGIST: “TRUMP’S VOICE CAUSES MANIA, BELLIGERENCE, IMPOTENCE IN RATS – YET RATS STILL PLAN TO VOTE FOR HIM”…..Hey….don’t look at me…..I might’ve thought it but clinical psychologist…..Barmy Winds said it…..who in the hell names their kid..…. “Barmy?”…..anyway,…..this dude had nothing else to do so he studied…..for decades…..Donald Trump’s actions and words…..like I said…..nothing to do…..anyway,….but he did receive a degree from Wossamotta University..…where ever that is…..Wossamotta sounds like a few of my Italian friends in NYC…..trying to say..… “What’s the matter”…..anyway,…..and he credits Trump’s narcissism and self aggrandizement to his childhood.….his reasoning is..… “Trump lacks the temperament to order fries at a drive-thru – his mother threw him a surprise birthday party and didn’t invite him, and everyone had such a great time, they did it the following years – to truly understand Trump you have to understand that parties are better without him – he created a fantastical world in his mind where he is better than anyone else and surrounds himself with toadies and sycophants who perpetuated that fantasy”…..then he had labs rats listen to his voice…..and over an extended period of time..…the rats went nuts…..but he still thinks they will vote for him..….man I don’t know if this is true but some of it I agree with…..I’m more interested in finding out where the hell is Wossamotta University!……and staying with Donald…..

THE LATEST TRUMP NEWS STORIES AROUND THE GLOBE….Condoleeza Rice calls on Donald Trump To Drop Out Of The Race…..Trump’s ok with calling Ivanka a “piece of ass”…..You knew who Trump was when you endorsed him, Republican Leaders…..After finding himself in a massive hole, embattled Trump plans to keep on digging….Joe Biden says Donald Trump’s comments about women were “sexual Assault”…..Robert De Niro wants to punch him in the face.….Paul Ryan pretends Donald Trump doesn’t exist…..Once again Republican leaders denounce Trump’s remarks while continuing to endorse him…..Trump says Clinton is unqualified to be President because she’s married to a man like him…..CNN politics panel devolves into a shouting match about P***y……Former aide denounces Trump and says he regrets ever working for his campaign……I love it…..his meltdown is worse than Chernobyl.….and there are still some of you who think he’ll be a great President for America..…maybe your daughter can get a cabinet position working for his administration if he wins.

WILL SPENDING $200,000 ON A BED REALLY HELP YOU SLEEP?…..It depends on the bed..…you mean like a bed in the..…Seychelles…..Maldives……Biarritz, France…..Tuscany, Italy……Kruger National Park in South Africa……to name a few?…..maybe!

HOW A BARBERSHOP BECAME ONE OF THE COOLEST LIVE MUSIC VENUES IN DUBLIN…..Cool idea….Abner Browns barbershop is on Rathgar Road in Dublin…..and if you’re in Dublin……they say stop by and check it out..….because it doubles as a live music bar…..Dave Judge…….the owner decided to work at the shop full-time.…after losing a ton of cash in property he invested in…..so while he was re-doing the place……he bought a sofa for 30 bucks, put a few posters up and propped up guitars to serve as decorations……a few days later..…..Canadian singer/songwriter Blair Packhem walked in for a haircut…..and asked him if he could play a few songs..….and people loved the idea……and word about the jam session spread across the city.….soon local musicians were asking if they could play there…..and the idea took off..….so instead of having sessions during the day…..they moved it to nighttime……threw some ice in the sinks to keep the beer and whiskey cool…..found donors for the drinks.….and now it’s one of the hottest live music places in the city…..sometimes you give a great performance..….when you feel you don’t have to perform…..and you can just be… “You.”…..I always loved jam sessions.

PEOPLE LOVE THIS SHIRTLESS DUDE ROCKING OUT TO SLAYER DURING HURRICANE MATTHEW…..I like this guy…..he’s standing in the middle of the street.….holding an American flag..…and head banging to Slayer…..while the hurricane rages around him…..I’d vote for him to be our next President…..he definitely has more guts than the ones running for the job.

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