…..Germany is burning…..but Spain and Portugal are seriously on fire……between July 10th and 15th……360 people died…..before that the heatwave killed over 800…..and the woods in Portugal are on fire…..the temps are 116F and 659 people…..most of them…..elderly have died from the heat…..more than 10,000 people in France, Spain and Portugal have been evacuated because of out of control wildfires…….Hungary, Croatia, Morocco and the Greek Island of Crete are fighting wildfires…….Italy is fighting its worst drought in 70 years…..a huge chunk of the Marmolada glacier broke loose and killed several hikers…..England issued its first ever….. “Red Extreme” heat warning…..parts of Africa, the Middle East and Asia are also on fire…..people are passing out while working…..the average temps are between 108F and 113F…..folks….that’s hot!……in Hamburg last year…..winter didn’t kick in until around the end of January…..if this keeps up…..I’ll be able to have a year around suntan…..but don’t worry folks…..we will definitely leave our future youngsters a dying planet…..because…..climate change doesn’t exist…..but you have to admit…..some Europeans do have a sense of humor…..because many of them are beating the dangerous heat…..by having water fights in Spain and Germany.
WHAT OUR EXES SAY ABOUT US…..I give a damn what that insane woman has to say about me…..NEXT!
BIG WAVE WIPES OUT WEDDING RECEPTION…..Yep, it sure did…..the couple was celebrating their new union at a beautiful place in Hawaii…..and a big wave said…… “Let me mess this up”…..another wave was so big it went over a two-story building……you should see the videos.
THE RUSSIANS JUST SHOT DOWN ONE OF THEIR OWN BEST JETS…..Hey, shit happens…..NEXT!
THERE’S A RIGHT AND WRONG WAY TO WASH YOUR ARMPITS AND IT CAN MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN HOW YOU STINK…..Come on…..I know you woke up this morning wanting to know how to…..not stink after soaping yourself after a morning shower…..and I’m gonna tell ya…..sweat on its own….is actually odorless…..BUT…..and yep, there’s always one…..according to Rachella Hirsch…..she threw in the “MD” so we would know she’s a….. “MD”…..and a board-certified dermatologist…..or a “bord” derma-lady……and co-founder of Atolla Skincare…..said things start to stink when sweat interacts with the bacteria on your skin…..which means getting rid of that bacteria…..could be the key to keep B.O…..that’s Body Odor…..at bay…..and then another derma-lady…..Mary Futher…..TikTok’s @MadameSweat said…. “One of the main culprits behind bacteria buildup under your arms is a lack of paying attention to the area”…..so, in all…..the moral of the story seems to be…..do what you always do every morning……wash your butt…..and use deodorant….moving right along…..
PRO-LIFE IDAHO REICH-PUBLICANS DECLARE WOMEN SHOULD BE LEFT TO DIE TO SAVE FETUS……And another Pro-life idiot Reich-publican in power said…..that 10-year-old girl who was raped…..and had to go to Indiana to have an abortion……should’ve been forced to carry the baby to term…..are you surprised at the Reich-publicans mantra when it comes to women’s choice?…..didn’t think so…..and moving right along…..again…..
3 TAKEAWAYS FROM TEXAS’S INVESTIGATION OF THE UVALDE SCHOOL SHOOTING…..I give a crap…..you can try to explain away the actions which occurred……you can come up with any excuse you want…..but I want you to explain this to me……and our cousin…..who is a police officer in Germany…..and was listening to your…..excuses……how can….. “376 POLICE OFFICERS”……yes….. “376 POLICE OFFICERS”……stand around outside the school…..and inside the school…..for 77 minutes…..yes, 77 minutes…..and not come up with a fucking plan…..to go in there and rescue those children?……I’ll wait!