…. THAT (well, that sounds pretty stupid to me but ok)….WENT (fine, that just went out the window)…..HONESTLY (Honestly I don’t know why I should but ok)…..ABSOLUTLY (absolutely, no problem)….VERY (very good idea to stop using that one)…..REALLY (really?)…..AMAZING (well what do I say if I want to sing Amazing Grace?)…..ALWAYS (and what do I say if I want to sing Heatwave’s Always and Forever?)…..NEVER (and Barry White’s Never Gonna Give You Up…huh?)…..LITERALLY (literally, you’re serious?)…..JUST (so what now? We call them Tin Bieber and Tin Timberlake?)….MAYBE (maybe I will and maybe I won’t)….STUFF (and there goes Quincy Jones Stuff Like That)…..THINGS (now if we can’t call them things and you say don’t use stuff….??)….IRREGARDLESS (I never use that one anyway when WHATEVER fits better)…. “now I must say THAT this LITERALLY blew me away. It was VERY AMAZING to learn something new….REALLY. I can HONESTLY say, I will NEVER chose these words again to express myself……. JUST so you know, I ABSOLUTLY WENT deep into my thoughts and said, MAYBE I might be able to forgo such mindless usage of these words…..as for the word IRREGARDLESS….I WENT to the dictionary…..and the THINGS I found out were surprising….the most repeated remark about this word is….there is no such word….wow, the STUFF you find out when you do a bit of research.”
FOUR COLLEGE STUDENTS FROM NORTH CAROLINA STATE UNIVERSITY….Developed a nail polish that changes color when exposed to a date rape drug..…including GHB, Rohypnol, and Xanax.….the wearer can stir her drink with a finger….if her drink was tampered with.…she will know in seconds……nice to know some students actually attend their classes.
MAN VOWS ON LIVE TV TO SPEND POWERBALL WINNINGS ON HOOKERS AND COCAINE…..My son shared this on Facebook…..and I laughed…..the reporter asked…..and he told her…..hey, it’s his money…..he can do whatever the hell he wants with it…..that is going to be one hell of a party!
TURKISH POLICE RAID FACTORY MAKING FAULTY LIFE JACKETS FOR REFUGEES…..And how sick is that?….they raided a workshop in Izmir…..and they were making defective life jackets intended to be sold to refugees and migrants making the desperate journey to Greece…..instead of helping people remain buoyant in the water…..the vest were made of a material that becomes heavy when wet…..and would drag them down into the water.
LOTTERY WINNERS DEMAND BENEFITS AGAIN AFTER SPENDING 50,000 POUNDS IN EIGHT MONTHS…..Oh you two sorry asses have a lot of nerve.….a couple in England is asking for income support and housing benefits because they face eviction…..after spending their winnings on designer clothes, holidays, big TV’s and a bunch of other crap….they won in 2014 and within 12 months.….it was gone…..and the couple admit they had been silly with the winnings but said they deserved nice stuff…..they were receiving state help before they won.….and when they did win..…the state cut the money…..so they moved into their own home…..and then they were evicted…..so they moved again and used the money they put aside for their kids…..and now they can’t afford the rent on the home they’re in now…..and soon they will be kicked out again…..and welfare is saying….. “HELL NO!”…..not one dime…..and now they’re mad because no help is coming…..I’m sorry but you should’ve managed better…………….NEXT!
NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE WILD CARD PLAYOFFS……KANSAS CITY CHIEFS VS HOUSTON TEXANS…..The only thing I can say is…..how did the Texans even make the playoffs?…..CINCINNATI BENGALS VS PITTSBURGH STEELERS…..now, if I was the coach of the Bengals…..I would smack those idiots who decided to go “ODELL” at the end of the game right upside their heads with a helmet…..if I was the owner I’d trade them to the Siberian Football League…..and they don’t even have a football league…..you fight hard to get back into the game.….you take the lead…..it’s the first time you can win a playoff game.….in 24 years.….and then you act stupid and cause your team to lose?….. the TD catch from Bryant was a classic…..MINNESOTA VIKINGS VS SEATTLE SEAHAWKS……it’s quite obvious the Seahawks can’t play in cold weather…..and dude hit three field goals in a row for the Vikings…..but when it came down to the final winning one..…did he..…choke…..slip.….or was it a business thing?…..because there is no way in hell he should’ve missed that one…..GREEN BAY PACKERS VS WASHINGTON REDSKINS……the only reason the Deadskins made it to the playoffs….is because everyone else in the division….sucked!
I LIKE THIS GUY…. “The Oregon protesters said they needed food – so I sent them pictures of hamburgers!”
DAVID BOWIE DIES FROM CANCER……Didn’t he recently release a new album?……the musician’s son confirmed he passed away after a 18-month battle with cancer at the age of .69.….and another great talent leaves us….tonight I’m watching Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence…..just one of his many great films.
PIZZA BOXES CONTAIN CHEMICALS THAT MAY BE WORSE THAN YOUR PIZZA…..Nicole and I stopped ordering food to be delivered to us…..because we don’t know what may happen to the food before it arrives.….and we don’t trust the people delivering it.….when we did…..some of the delivery guys I would’ve never invited in my house let alone trust them with my food again.….hey call us paranoid if you want to…..but recently a woman found half of a finger in her salad.