….So, let’s see what they’re talking about…..Plymouth Rock…..seriously?…..there’s only one rock I’d want to see…..and it ain’t Plymouth Rock…..or Little Rock…..it’s Ayres Rock in Australia……Blarney Stone…….I’m sure there’s much more to see in Ireland….besides a bunch of my friends…..Stonehenge…..what’s will all the rocks?…..Niagara Falls…..not the top party place on the planet..….but it’s worth seeing a beautiful piece of art Mother Nature created……Time Square..….I don’t know about that….the “Square” isn’t a bad place to hangout..….at least you might see a few super heroes fighting each other…..one time I saw Spider-Man take on The Hulk……Four Corners…..there’s a plaque in the ground showing you where the corners of the states of Utah, Colorado, Arizona and New Mexico meet..….wow, and Paris, France must be so boring.….Taj Mahal……you might say it’s boring but I still want to see it..….even though I’ll have to stand in line forever to get in and still have to deal with millions of other tourists.….so,….you ever been to Disneyland?…..The Leaning Tower of Pisa……yeah, it is kinda dull..…but just walk past it..…cross the bridge.….hang a left and hangout in the city center…..Westminster Abbey….I haven’t done England in a long time so I’ll ask my friends…..Madame Tussauds…..I have no idea which one they’re talking about..…but the one in Amsterdam is a cool place to stand in front of…..while smoking a joint and watch people walk by……Versailles…..wrong,…..that place is amazing..….just don’t be in a hurry when you visit..….it’ll take you a long minute to walk the grounds before you enter the palace……and that’s a whole different ballgame…..Wall Drug Store.….huh?…..it’s some store you pass in South Dakota..…while you’re on your way to see Mount Rushmore…..I have a question…..why are there two Dakotas?…..South of the Border…..and this crappy joint is in South Carolina….I have a question…..why are there two Carolina’s?…….Manneken Pis….is a statue in Brussels of a little boy taking a piss…..that’s it….if you’re going to visit Brussels……go to buy diamonds…..The “Mona Lisa” at the Louvre…..yeah, she let me down…..a few friends and I..…arrived at the Louvre…..15 minutes before closing……last day in Paris……museum free day……so we go in……and start running because we want to see Mona……nothing else…..just Mona…..and we’re flying up the stairs……dodging idiot tourist following maps……we’re reading the signs……and more steps, and more turns down hallways…..and finally we reach the room where Mona is hanging..….and I walk up……and I look at her..….and I said to myself; “This is it? That little painting is it? Really??”…..that thing is a little bigger than an 8×10 photo…..and smaller than an 11×14 photo…..I thought it would be this great big massive painting..….total bummer!

TRUMP’S FAILURE TO GET THE PRESIDENT OF MEXICO ON THE PHONE BECOMES A MEME…..How in the hell do people think he can run a country…..when he can’t even work a damn phone?

STUDY LINKS MENTAL ILLNESS TO CANNABIS USE…..I don’t know if this true…..but I do know a bunch of crazy people…..who smoke weed.

RESEARCHERS CLAIM DINOSAURS STILL EXIST, WE JUST CALL THEM BIRDS….I take back everything I just said about weed.….it is true!

U.S. DENYING PASSPORTS TO HISPANIC AMERICANS IN SOUTH TEXAS…..I guess it doesn’t matter anymore…..if you’re Hispanic, Mexican, Latino….dark, with an accent…..it doesn’t matter anymore……Hispanic Americans are being denied passports, held in immigration detention centers and entered into deportation proceedings…..the government claims that from the 1950’s through the 1990’s……midwives and physicians working along the border issued American birth certificates to babies born in Mexico.…..which some birth attendants have admitted in court.

IN GERMANY’S CHEMNITZ, EXTREMISTS EXPLOIT A KILLING TO TAKE AIM AT REFUGEES…..And the Far-Right, extremists hating people are upset…..because a German national was stabbed to death when he got into it with two immigrants…..at 3 a.m..….that sounds like a drunk fight to me…..anyway,  one guy was Syrian and the other one was an Iraqi……and the cops got them…..after someone working within the justice department…..broke the law.….and accidentally leaked information about the two guys on the net…..and made sure everyone knew their nationalities……Far-Right violence isn’t new to that area of Germany…..I toured that area…..and I hated it…..if I had to catch a train to a gig in the East.….I always had something in my pockets……just in case…..shit happened.….one time we had cops protecting our tour bus in the parking lot…..and a few walking around in the hotel……the surrounding state of Saxony is known as a hub for neo-Nazi activity…..and more than 6,000 people have been protesting immigration these past few days in Chemnitz…..and Hamburg has a protest scheduled this weekend against the Far-Right…..and to show the world how upset set they are…..they being the ones against Germany’s immigration idea.….decided to beat up on an immigrant…..I for an I?…..maybe, but this is where I find all the humor in this…..the 35-year-old German who was stabbed to death…..Daniel Hillig…..was of Cuban descent…..when have Far-Right racists starting caring about a..…. “Mischling”…… “Mixed-breed”…..one who is “Un-pure?”…..this story hit the net like a bullshit fake news wind storm…..two people dead…..the victims were defending a woman against the harassment by refugees…..calls for vengeance against immigrants….none, of this is true…..which led to xenophobic comments, false information and conspiracy theories.