….If that were my son….4 days?….he better extend it until he maxes out the cards….because the moment he would walk back through the door….that would be the last thing he would ever do…..he planned the whole thing out….he did some research and found out you didn’t need to be accompanied by an adult to board a flight to Bali….several Australian airlines only require a sign letter from a child’s parents and a valid passport….once he knew that….he grabbed the cards and his backpack and told everyone he was going to school….dude did his homework on figuring everything out….I’ll give him that.

WHITE SUPREMACISTS TAKING ANCESTRY TESTS AREN’T HAPPY ABOUT THE RESULTS…..Yeah, I bet it would piss one of them off….if they found out I was their cuzin’….I guess since it was a kinda like fringe movement a few years ago….maybe they want to actually find out if their members….or believers in racism….are really… “WHITE”….sorry,…. “PURE WHITE”…..what a waste of time and money….now,….Aaron Panofsky and Joan Donovan…..two sociologists at the UCLA….stepped out to try and figure out…what’s up with all this White Pride crap….and brought along a bunch of Genetic Ancestry Test (GAT)….so they could reaffirm their assumed ancestry and identity….later, Joan and Aaron presented their finding at the annual American Sociological Association in Montréal….last August….which was weird….because that was the weekend when Charlottesville, VA was infested with hate….you know,….with the advancement of information….you could’ve let us know about the results a tad sooner….anyway,…..one guy was surprised to find out he  had a lot of Danish in him and thought he was more German…hey stupid, Demark is right up the street from Germany….people walked back then….anyway,….but one guy was pissed the you know what off….he said,… “See, this is why I don’t recommend these tests to people. Did they even bother to tell you that there were Whites in what is now called Senegal a long time ago? No? So they led you to believe that you’re mixed even though in all probability, you are simply related to some White fool who left some of his DNA with the locals in what is now Senegal”……yo bro,….how far do you what to go back….because what you’re talking about ran rampant during slavery….and while slave were being captured….yes, White fools did leave DNA…..and not only in Senegal…. maybe he is my cuzin’…..nah, too stupid…..anyway,…..and now website forum users are trying to use the new “non-white ancestry” clause….as an excuse to kick people out of the online community….after one person revealed they were “61 percent European”….another person  posted… “I’ve prepared you a drink. It’s 61 percent pure water. The rest is potassium cyanide. Cyanide isn’t water, and YOU are not white”….damn!…..this fool ain’t never gonna learn….we’re all connected genetically….my brother did some back-fact checking on our genetic line….besides the Cherokee blood in us….I also found out there’s some Nigerian….now I have an African answer to those who think I’m Egyptian, Ethiopian or Eritrean….and I have a touch of Irish….from an Irishman who decided to rape my great-great-great-great grandmother….and leave some DNA…..  so what do I call myself?…..wait, I have an idea….what if I just call myself…..Michael!…..before I move on….I have a question for the Supremacists people… “How can you fear losing the privilege that you claim doesn’t exist?”….and if you still think it doesn’t….then I suggest you find the video of a woman from New Jersey….telling a police officer to “Shut the fuck up”…right to his face.

AND GUESS WHAT AGAIN….You can’t be “Black While Playing Golf”…a golf club in Pennsylvania apologized for calling the police on a group of black women….after the co-owner and his father said they were playing too slow and refused requests to leave the golf course….and one of the female golfer has a video tape of the whole incident….and if they pressed charges against this racist encounter….and brought it in front of a judge…it would be an Emmet Till ruling….those of you out there who feel you have a right to show your racial bias….please don’t do it….I see videos every day of someone telling a person to leave my country….cop killings….just for the hell of it racial killings….one day…the faces you’re throwing this hate into….are going to let you know…. “THAT’S-ENOUGH!”…..all of you who think people are taking away your “White Pride” …wake up….you better pray it doesn’t come to that…because those you hate…are getting tired of your Alt-Right, Neo-Nazi, Unite The Right junk…..and I’m not only talking about black people…Asians….Latinos….even whites are tired of it…..if the people who are against your racist attitude….decide to unite….they will find you….there will be no ethnic cleansing….you will not get rid of the Jews, the Blacks, Asians, Muslims the Latinos you hate….you don’t have enough soap…..we will fight back….you can hide in the woods…the mountains….and at the end….they will find you….I’ll make sure my passport is up to date….so I will be able to fly home into the hovering dust cloud of chaos…..or not….because I feel safer living across the pond.

WHAT IF EARTH STARTED SPINNING BACKWARDS…..The smart people are saying that..…deserts would cover North America..…sand dunes would replace expanses of the Amazon rainforest..…lush, green landscapes would flourish from Central Africa to the Middle East….freezing winters would cover western Europe……Cyanobacteria, a group of bacteria would appear where they’ve never had before.…and the currents of the Atlantic ocean would change and resurface in the Pacific……according to a computer simulation presented at the European Geosciences Union General Assembly….the article is very interesting….and long..…so, what about this theory….what if everything you’ve done in your life….til this day……you would now have to live your life…..in reverse?…..and that would mean….the age you are now….is the oldest you would ever be…..and all the stupid things you’ve done before….you would do again….except in reverse……cool idea huh?

CRYOGENICALLY FROZEN BRAINS WILL BE “WOKEN UP” AND TRANSPLANTED IN DONOR BODIES WITHIN THREE YEARS…..Really?…..well, I feel sorry for the sucker that gets mine…..because he’s gonna want a refund after 6 months…..Professor Sergio Canavero….director of the Turin Advance Neuromodulation Group….just in case you forgot the guy….he’s the one who wants to try the first human head transplant….and after he figures out how to get said head from point A…..to point B….he wants to do the brain thing…..his plan is to remove the brain from a head that has been frozen at -196 degrees Celsius (-320 degrees Fahrenheit) and submerged in liquid nitrogen…he’ll then place the brain in a donor body in an attempt to effectively bring a patient back from the dead….and in the process, clear up humanity’s questions about the afterlife…..wow….that’s…..I don’t know what that is…..Sergio said; “If we bring this person back to life, we will receive the first real account of what actually happens after death. The head transplant gives us the  first insight into whether there is an afterlife, a heaven, a hereafter, or whatever you may want to call it or whether death is simply a flicking off of the light switch and that’s it”……well, that might happen if your Dr. Frankenstein theory will work…..and I hope Marty Feldman isn’t his assistant during the operation….or the one picking the brain….only Mel Brooks fans will get that!   

THIS $3.8 MILLION VEHICLE IS THE WORLD’S MOST EXPENSIVE SUV….And it comes with a polygonal body frame, weighs nearly 10,000 pounds, 40-inch television, playstation, internet, refrigerator, bar, integrated laptops, satellite, navigation system, coffee machine and a rainbow of mood lighting…..and it’s the ugliest $3.8 million SUV I’ve ever seen….and here’s the killer….it’s designed in China…assembled almost completely by hand in Europe….and has a Ford engine in it…..Ford?…seriously?