….1)….Everyone shut the hell up…..2)….Get out of my way…3)….Don’t ask me any damn questions….Folks…..that’s me….I am “EVIL”…I am “MEAN”…I will pillage the village and destroy every one…do “NOT” bother me…until “12 NOON!”….I mean it!….but it doesn’t matter….because Nicole ignores me anyway.
BOY CARRIES BROTHER 57 MILES ON HIS BACK IN CEREBRAL PALSY SWAGGER….Hunter Gandee started the Cerebral Palsy Swagger last year to raise awareness about the illness….he started the walk from the Douglass Road Elementary School on Friday….and completed the 57 mile journey on Sunday at the Michigan Pediatric Rehabilitation Center…..in front of a cheering crowd..…while carrying his brother on his back….so far over $200,000 has been raised….the funds will be used to build an accessible playground in their hometown…..great kid….great love!
BLACK NAACP LEADER OUTED BY PARENTS AS A WHITE WOMAN….Damn!….talk about….. “reverse-passing.”
CUSTOMER FREAKS OUT BECAUSE THE STORE IS OUT OF SKITTLES….She lost it….the poor child just went “OFF!”….she was snatching candy bars off the shelves::…and was yelling and throwing them at the workers….and screamin’…. “Y’ALL AIN’T GOT NO DAMN SKITTLES!”….and then she walked around the store….and shoved stuff to the ground…..baby-girl was jonesin’!
“I CONSIDER MYSELF BLACK;” SAYS WHITE WOMAN WHO POSED AS AN AFRICAN AMERICAN…..Somebody bring a can opener….because I’m gonna free the can of worms….now,..…according to the majority of….acceptable origin data, books,..…you know…..the oldest..…and they continue to find..…older stuff….has come out of Africa..…hence the continent Africa being called..… “The Motherland”..…say what you want…..but..…anyway,…..I think (I forgot her name..…sorry) she can..…relate to “US” genetically……but as far as being..… “BLACK?”…..no!
JAPANESE COURT SEEMS TO HAVE RULED THAT ADULTERY IS NOT ADULTRY IF MONEY IS INVOLVED….No, that’s called Prostitution….or a date…..but if you’re married….and you skip out on your partner….you can call it, name it differently or find a thousand other ways to describe it….it’s still adultery.
THE ELITE KILLED PUTIN…..LYUDMILA PUTIN: “MY HUSBAND WAS ASSASSINATED AND IS DEAD”…..Ok,…..it’s Monday..…but I wanted you to start your day with a..…I don’t know….anyway….you have to promise to read while doing your worst….ever..…Russian accent….like the one Dolph does in Rocky 6,472…where he says;.. “I must break you.” Ok?….this is what she says;..… “My husband, unfortunately, have long been dead. I have to admit it publicly because I could no longer see what is happening on his behalf. They did not stop at nothing. I am afraid that now they will kill me and daughters as well as him..…sorry, pregnant pause….now didn’t she already say…..they killed him?…..anyway, back into character…..Putin was vile, cruel man, a tyrant. He never considered me, simply did not notice my existence. I find it hard to talk about it, but Putin beat me, humiliated, made fun of me. Life was torture. He handed me over to a psychiatric clinic. But that began after his death. They told me if I want to live – be silent! A few days later came his first – understudy. Later I learned that his murder was prepared ahead of time. So now I pretend to be the wife of another person.”
RACHEL DOLEZAL BREAKS SILENCE: “I IDENTIFY AS BLACK”….Rachel sweetheart…you can identify yourself as a Gerbil if you want to….but!
THE KING WITH 100 WIVES…..Abumbi II, the 11th king of Bafut, Cameroon….he didn’t marry all of them..…according to local tradition..…when a king dies….his successor inherits all his wives….and then marries his own queens….tradition has it that when you are a king, the elderly wives remain to hand down the tradition to the younger wives, and also to teach the king the tradition because the king has been a prince….not a king.
MICHAEL ERIC DYSON IMPLIES RACHEL DOLEZAL IS BLACKER THAN CLARENCE THOMAS….You know….the man does have a point….it seems like she’s done more to help in five years….than Tommy has done during his time on the bench…with the rest of those crows!
RACHEL DOLEZAL WANTED TO BOYCOTT EXODUS FOR CASTING WHITE ACTORS AS AFRICANS…..Girlfriend…..you really need to shut up now….the more you open your mouth….it’s not helping your case….just go to sleep for a while.
HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO LIVE LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS….$49,383.35 on clothes…$19, 791.69 on war paint and hairdressing….$3,058 on Christmas decorations, Starbuck runs and other boring crap….$24,720.95 on pet care…$41,471.28 on household stuff…and she has homes in Las Vegas, Malibu, Louisiana and Thousand Oaks, CA….totaling….$963,139,11….so don’t none of y’all complain the next time you go to the store and spend over a $100 bucks on stuff…..look what poor Britney has to deal with!