….62 shipping containers fell overboard and 4.8 million pieces went swimming……E.T…..Margaret Wells was robbed and she lost one irreplaceable item from her home…a life-size E.T. replica….LOVE LETTERS FROM WWII….Kathleen Mullen made a great discovery after hurricane Sandy….a stack of 57 letters had washed up on the Jersey shore….she realized they were love letters written between Dorothy Fallon and Lynn Farnham between 1942 and 1947 while Lynn was in the military….and she was determined to return them….Dorothy and Lynn married after the war and had two children…and through research online she was able to locate a niece…..HARLEY-DAVIDSON…..Ikuo Yokoyama lost his home and three family members in the 2011 tsunami in Japan…so he really didn’t give a crap about a motorcycle….until it washed up on shore a year later in British Columbia….more than 3,000 mile away…..THE ST. AUGUSTINE MONSTER….is a term referring to an unidentified animal mass that washes up on a beach and results in cryptozoologists speculating about sea monsters……A GIANT EYEBALL…Yep, Florida….it was the size of a softball….A LOT OF RUBBER DUCKS….I remember that one….those ducks were found around the world…..NAVY TRAINING MINE….Florida again…..A HUNDRED LIVE WWI BOMBS….the British Navy took care of that problem real quick….WHALE EXCRETA WORTH UP TO $180,000…..Ken Wilman’s dog saw a lump on the beach…and he said it smelled….so he went back home…looked it up on the net…when he saw how much that smelly lump was worth….he went back to the beach and scooped it up…so folks….if you happen to stumble across 6 pounds of ambergris…or… “whale vomit”….scoop it up…..VAST QUANTITIES OF DRUGS…..ah,…..DOH!
PANAMA PAPERS: THE REVELATION SO FAR…..Talk about the “IT” hitting the fan…a lot of people are going down.….the law firm…..Mossack Fonseca in Panama…..leaked 11.5 million files…not 20 or 50 or 100…..11.5 million….that’s a lot of paper….and they sent them to the German newspaper Süddeutsche Zeitung in Munich (and they held on to them for over a year)….who was nice enough to share them with a Washington-based International Consortium of Investigative Journalists, the BBC and everyone else..….so far the paper trail pointed out Vladimir Putin had 2 billion offshore…..and even though his name isn’t on any of the records…they know his friends wouldn’t be stupid rich without his help…..Iceland’s Prime Minister had a meltdown.….Austrian CEO of Hypo Landesbank Vorarlberg quit…Swiss-Italian FIFA president Gianni Infantino was busted……Ukraine’s president.….David Cameron’s late father’s name came up..…and David admitted to having a stake in the offshore fund…..and if that’s true…..he needs to step down.….Lionel Messi…..Nick Faldo…..Salman, King of Saudi Arabia.….the Pakistani Prime Minister’s kids……the list of world leaders and former leaders and government officials is mind-boggling…..way too many businesspeople……celebrities….Jackie Chan, Pedro Almodovar and his brother Agustin, Simon Cowell, David Geffen, Stanley Kubrick…..and of course my favorite crook…..Robert Mugabe.….a Samoan diplomat….there are Australian clients….the cousins of officials names were on there.….China shut down the web after finding out some of the top leaders families names popped up.….and of course drug dealers…..but get this….Mossack Fonseca…..is only the fourth largest offshore law firm….grab some popcorn and a beer and plop down on the sofa…..because this is going to get real interesting.
UTAH TEACHER DEFENDS RELATIONSHIP WITH TEENAGE STUDENT…..She has got to be the craziest B…..sorry, I’m not going to use that word…..but check this out and maybe you will.….now, this…..lady…..is in jail after admitting she has sex with three of her students.….and she’s defending her actions..…by saying “she helped one of the students improve his grades”….she was facing 14 felony charges…..five counts of rape…..but was given a lengthy sentence of two to 30 years after pleading guilty to forcible sexual abuse with 3 16-year-olds and a 17-year old..…she submitted a two-page document in federal court saying..… “she had no evil or malicious intent in her relationship with the boy”…..and while she was his teacher.….his grades improved…..ah, lady,…..no matter which way say it or word it….it’s still rape!
WORLDWIDE FAKE FOOD CRACKDOWN SEIZES MONKEY MEAT, LOCUSTS, PAINTED OLIVES…..Ugh!…..thousands of cans of falsely labeled sardines in Bolivia..…1,300 bottles of fake whiskey in Zambia…..several kilos of monkey meat in Belgium.….were reported to be found by Interpol..…they targeted 57 countries and seized over 11,000 tons of fake food and more than 250,000 gallons of fake alcohol…..and…..faked chicken intestines, chocolate, tilapia, diet powder drinks, non-alcoholic sparkling wine, honey, peanuts, beef, buffalo meat, sugar…..in South Korea a man was busted for selling $175,000 in fake weight loss pills.….France grabbed 24 pounds of locusts and 44 pounds of caterpillars…..and then the authorities were kind enough to point out the obvious….. “Fake and dangerous food and drink threatens the health and safety of people around the world”…..Ugh!
VIETNAM’S BIKINI AIRLINE PROVES UNSURPRISINGLY PROFITABLE.….Sexism at its utmost lowest…..VietJet Air.….is a privately-owned airline…..and they have young, attractive bikini-clad flight attendants…..now you won’t see them on most flights…..because they’re more like a featured bonus on certain routes…..WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?……anyway,…..now get this…..while passengers pull out their phones and video cameras to record them…..the young women sashay up and down the plane, batting their eyelashes at the passengers and hand out toys to the children.….WTF?……and the Vietnamese aviation authorities are not amused.…..and slapped VietJet with a $1,000 fine for having an “unapproved show” on the plane.….BUT.….since the plane had reached a safe altitude before hosting the show…..the airline was allowed to continue with this practice…..now before you start pulling your hair out…..VietJet is owned…..by a woman!
FLORIDA MAN SHOOTS 800-POUND ALLIGATOR….Have you seen the picture of that thing?….it ate a cow before he got capped…..you gotta find this photo.…that thing is pre-historic…..and if you think that’s weird….some dude in Mississippi caught….a 736-pound catfish.