….Well, it’s not like he had a choice….it just took the sleaze bag a minute to realize….maybe it’s a good idea if I left office….since an investigation found out that I sexually harassed multiple women…..yep, especially when more women are still coming up with accusations…..kinda weird we haven’t heard anything from his CNN brother….and a friend mentioned something I thought was interesting…. “How come they don’t go after Trump like they’re going after Cuomo?”….good question….and Prince Andrew’s knickers are slowly crawling up his butt because he’s being accused of sexually abusing a child….now is it me…or is this an “Andrew” thing going on here?
HEY COVID….In a matter of weeks…the highly contagious Delta virus has fueled the worst spike in America….since the pandemic began in March 2020….the U.S. sent hundreds of ventilators to Florida as the COVID surge continues….a Anti-Vaxxer German nurse injected up to 8,600 people with a saline solution instead of the COVID-19 vaccine….BioNTech created a new Delta-focused COVID vaccine in just a few weeks….the White House is considering neutering Florida’s Governor DeSantis ban on the school mask requirement….and Governor DeSantis said he was unaware of the shipments of ventilators….Texas Senator Ted Cruz and North Dakota Senator Kevin Cramer….introduced bills to ban mask and vaccine mandates….California is doing much better when it comes to dealing with the Delta variant than Florida and Texas…..Germany will start charging unvaccinated people for COVID-19 tests….and doctors in Germany say a “fourth wave” is coming soon….3 major U.S. airlines will not mandate shots for their unvaccinated workers….a nurse resigned because she felt she was fighting an unwinnable war….a Louisiana children’s hospital doctor said schools reopening without masking is a formula for disaster.
RIHANNA WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT SHE SMELLS REALLY GOOD….Ah….ok…but your music still stinks…..anyway,…..
CLIMATE CHANGE….. “IT’S ALL FAKE NEWS”….Sicily sets Europe’s all-time heat record as temperatures climb to nearly 120 degrees…. “FAKE NEWS”….nearly 900 building were destroyed by a massive California fire….and fire officials are predicting more wildfires because of dangerously high temperatures…. “FAKE NEWS”….-climate change denying politicians are destroying our planet…. “FAKE NEWS”…..Greece is dealing with multiple wildfires due to the lack of rain…. “FAKE NEWS”….California is dealing with a massive water shortage and farmers are losing their crops because rivers and reservoirs are drying up….and well over 100 million people are under heat alert as sweltering temperatures and drought grip America…. “FAKE NEWS”….the sixth version of the IPCC climate report was released and it predicts a dire future…saying global warming is advancing dangerously and in ways that will change the lives of our children…. “FAKE NEWS”….Greenland glaciers lost enough ice to cover the entire state of Florida in 2 inches of water…. “FAKE NEWS”….we all know none of this is fake news….they’re problems we need to get a grip on..…real soon.
THE OLYMPICS….And what a waste of money and time that was….a global sporting event…held in a city….that didn’t take the time to do what they needeed to keep COVID on the down-low…..but someone of my favorite moments were….the two high jumpers….the guys from Qatar’s….Mutaz Essa Barshim and Italy’s….Gianmarco Tamberi…..both of them had the same score….so it was either a jump off…or they share gold medals together….and since they were also best friends….both of them said…. “Let’s share it”….and then hugged each other….like best friends…..Barshim said;… “I know for a fact that for the performance I did, I deserve the gold…..he did the same thing, so I know he deserved that gold….this is beyond sports….this is a message we deliver to the young generation”…..Tamberi said;…. “Sharing with a friend is even more beautiful….it was just magical”…..and the other Italian….Lamont Marcell blowing away the Americans in the 100-meter race….and Lamont was Texas-born….Raven “The Hulk” Saunders blessing us with the… “X”…..when Venezuela’s Yulimar Rojas set an Olympic record during the triple jump….and damn near jumped out the pit…..she broke the record in the first round….I would’ve put on my sweats and told them to….. “Text me when I can pick up my medal”….the Japanese logos describing the Olympic events were really cool….if there’s a T-shirt existing of them…pick me up a large and give me a call….and….Lieke Klaver who ran in the mixed and 4×400 relays is a star on Tik Tok….and I agree….because when they were showing the teams in the 4×400….the cameraman passed every contestant….but when he arrived at lane one….where Lieke was..…it was like he didn’t want to take the camera off of her….even I said “DAMN” that woman is fine!….and yeah, the USA won the most medals….and the German diver who scored a perfect “zero”….said…. “There’s always room for improvement”…..and the USA 4×100 relay team sucked….like….big time “REALLY” sucked….but hey….Japan could not cancel the Olympics because only the International Olympic Committee can do that….so the country was obligated to do it….and lost over $80 billion+ by hosting them….and just like Rio, England and a few other countries who hosted them….they will be left with venues they’ll probably never use again….at least Rio had the idea to turn a soccer stadium….into a parking lot….and….
THE BEST OLYMPIC IDEA SO FAR…..Imagine the Olympics….but instead of it being world class athletes….it’s just random people who get selected….like you get a letter informing you, you’ve been selected for the national gymnastics team and you just have to do it…..it’d be so much more entertaining.
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..
A parent filed a complaint against an Atlanta elementary school after learning the principal segregated students based on race
In a major flub of political history, a Fox News host claims Karl Marx is the author of Mein Kampf
A teacher was accused of killing and eating a man he met on a dating website – the man was found with his manhood missing
Barbie was condemned after releasing a “inclusive” Tokyo Olympics collection without visible Asian representation