…..And which 10 are the so-called…..music know-it-all ignoring this time….so,…..DEAD KENNEDYS…..hey, I’ve been bumping “Holiday in Cambodia” for years…..JOHN COLTRANE…..I’m not sure the Rock Hall of Fame is the best place…..but ok…..CHARLES MINGUS…..ah, you can read what I wrote about Trane again……ALICE in CHAINS…..always thought they were over hyped…..but what do I know…..I’m from fuckin’ Jersey……BAD BRAINS…..the Bad gives or gave a mad show……WU-TANG CLAN…..should’ve been in there years ago……CHARLIE PARKER…..exactly…..Trane, Mingus…..re-read……SEPULTURA….yeah, they did help shape the Heavy Metal scene……MERCYFUL FATE…..I have no idea who the hell they are…..help me out here…..GWAR…..same with the Mercyful guys…..as for Trane, Mingus and Bird…..they definitely belong……just not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame…..and nor does Miles, Monk, Billie, Louie, Nat, Vaughan, Alice Coltrane, Masekela, Montgomery, Jelly Roll, Art Blakey, Tatum, Lester, Max, Tyner, Jamal, Cherry, W.C Handy, Strayhorn, Jordan, Hubbard, Shorter, Hancock, Mr. Carter, Byrd, Dolphy, Hines, Gillespie, Peterson, Harris, Barbieri, Benson, Smith, Scott, Morgan, Green, Young, Wilson, Metheny, Q, Roland Kirk, Rollins, Turrentine, Ray Brown, Washington Jr., Sun Ra, Silver, Henderson, Clifford Brown, Eckstine, Mary Lou Williams…..you see…..I just began what could be called…..The Jazz Hall of Fame……and that’s just a few names you can include.
RUSSIA STEPS UP THREATS AGAINST REPUBIC OF MOLDOVA…..What in the hell did they ever do to Russia?…..is it because Russia’s claims that the West is stirring up anti-Russian sentiment…..and Moldova is calling that claim…..bullshit and a propaganda ploy?…..most people on the planet don’t even know……where the Republic of Moldova is…..one thing is for sure though…..Konstantin Malofeyev……a Russian oligarch and founder of….Tsargrad TV channel is about to be broke…..homeless…..and pissed TFO…..U.S. Attorney General Merrick Garland just announced…..that his confiscated assets…..will be used to support Ukraine in their war against Russia.
U.S. MAN WANTS TO GO TO SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – HE GETS ON A PLANE TO SIDNEY, MONTANA INSTEAD…..Not only can he not read…..he’s stupid too…..and the person who checked him in for the flight…..and the person at the gate who checked his boarding pass……they’re stupid too.
TEENAGER WHO DISAPPEARED PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK FOUND DAYS LATER IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY…..Talk about taking the game to heart…..15-year-old Fahim from Cittagong, Bangladesh……was playing with his friends and thought he’d found the perfect hiding place…..inside a shipping container…..and while he was waiting to be found….he fell asleep…..and when he woke up…..he was on a commercial ship…..to Malaysia…..and it wasn’t until six days later when he was discovered…..at first they thought he was a victim of human trafficking…..but he explained what had happened……I’m sure the Malaysian police probably said;….. “Dude, couldn’t you find a tree or a rock to hide behind?”…..one thing is for sure…..he definitely won that game of……hide and seek.
BRO: Do you think sand is called sand…..because it’s between the sea and land?
CUZ: You sure there’s only tobacco in that pipe?
HUSBAND: (House cleaning): How clean do you want everything?
WIFE: Like your browser history
STUFF I REALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT…..
ANGELINA JOLIE…..has disinherited 5 of her 6 children……and all her wealth.….will go to just one of her children……I really don’t care
A MAN SUED…..a woman for $2.3 million dollars…..after she refused to be his girlfriend…..I really don’t care
AUSTRALIA…..will remove British monarchs…..from its banknotes……I really don’t care
ETHIOPIA’S CHINESE-BUILT RAILWAY…..creates a $60 million headache…..I really don’t care
FAITHFUL DOG…..alerts parents to abusive babysitter…..now “THAT” I care about…..
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE BECOMES A MEME FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS…..They’re talking about this mad woman screaming during President Biden State of the Union speech……she booed him and called him a liar……this coming from a woman who thinks……Jews are aiming space laser towards earth……and a bunch of other crazy shit……this women is the reason……when it comes to the genetic evolution……of humankind……primates constantly remind us…..to not compare ourselves to them…..she is the genetic offspring of a DNA strain…..scientist have yet to discover…..this woman is bat-shit insane……and yet…..people elected her to be part of the U.S. government…..and all she does is complain about being in Washington all the time…..and not being able to go home…..because she hates working…..all the time…..doesn’t like being on the committees she’s part of……because it’s hard work…..then quit your job and STFU……I’m curious to know what she wants to go home to……since her husband is filing for a divorce from her crazy ass.