….And the only ones worth watching are Alien and Moon….but here are a few of my favorites for a Sunday afternoon…..SCI-FI……Avatar, Blade Runner, The Matrix, Metropolis (1927), Strange Days.
LOVE….P.S. I Love You, The Ugly Truth, Life Is Beautiful, Letters To Juliet, Never Let Me Go….COMEDY….Blazing Saddles, Bulworth, Date Night, Dogma, Harvey….WAR…..Act of Valor, Inglorious Basterds, Saving Private Ryan, Warriors Of The Rainbow, Hamburger Hill….TEAR JERKERS…..My Name Is Khan, The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button, The Green Mile, Life As A House……DRAMA….Boondock Saints, Cool Hand Luke, Human Trafficking, The Unknown Woman, Limitless, The Godfather, The Devil’s Double….ACTION….Gladiator, The Warrior’s Way, True Romance, The Raid, The Viral Factor….to name a few!
HOLLYWOOD’S PROBLEM WITH WOMEN OVER 40…..Problem?….what problem?…..what, they’re too old?….you’re saying….Halle Berry, Salma Hayek, Vivica A. Fox, Diane Lane, Vanessa Williams, Cate Blanchett, Sanna Lathan, Carrie-Anne Moss, Taraji P. Henson, Uma Thurman, Nia Long, Debra Messing and Regina King are too old for Hollywood?….like I said before?….what problem?
WHAT’S YOUR SONG?…..We Are The World…..just kidding..…but on a Monday morning it’s “Welcome To The Jungle” by Guns & Roses.
THIS $2,700 ROBOT WILL HAVE A DRINK READY FOR YOU WHEN YOU WALK IN THE DOOR….As if I don’t know where the fridge is..…get out of here!
WHY HUMAN TRAFFICKING IS CALLED MORDERN DAY SLAVERY…..Because it is.
WHAT IF EVERYTHING YOU KNEW ABOUT WEIGHT LOSS WAS WRONG….Me personally….I don’t have a problem with weight loss….I have a problem with weight gain.
WOMEN ARE FED UP: “PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN”…..At 3 in the morning do you really think I feel like aiming?…..I sit….yeah, I said it!
PENIS MAKES SURPRISE APPEARANCE ON CZECH NEWS BROADCAST….HUH?
SAUDI MAN REPORTEDLY GIVEN 2,000 LASHES, 10 YEARS IN PRISON FOR DANCING NAKED ON ROOF OF CAR…..He doesn’t have to worry about doing the 10 year stretch…..he won’t survive the lashes.
WHERE IS THE LOVE?….Roberta and Donny right?
KERRY WASHINGTON; “I WAS REALLY LUCKY BECAUSE I WENT TO AN ALL-GIRLS SCHOOL”….Shoot….I went to an all-girls school too…..well, sometimes.
TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WELL…Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young right?
OUR FOUNDING FATHERS INCLUDED ISLAM….Thomas Jefferson didn’t just own a Quran….he engaged with Islam and fought to ensure the rights of Muslims.
ACCORDING TO FOX NEWS: PRESIDENT OBAMA IS FINANCING A MUSEUM OF MUSLIM CULTURE….And your point is ….what?…..and Fox News is too stupid to check and see if the story was true….and it wasn’t.
POLICE USE TASER ON 8 YEAR OLD GIRL FOR THREATENING TO HARM HERSELF…..She didn’t have to…..you did it for her.
PHILLY PRE-SCHOOLER BRINGS CRACK COCAINE TO CLASS…..I don’t remember recess being like that.
WHY I TRAVEL….Hummmm…..let’s see…..Paris, Amsterdam, London, Portugal, all of Italy, Budapest, Croatia, NYC, Berlin, Champagne region of France, Sicily, Dubai, Southern France, San Francisco, Chinese Wall, the old Berlin Wall, Tokyo…..hope that’s a hint as to why I travel.
WHAT TO DO WHEN THINGS AREN’T WORKING…..Plop down on the sofa with a beer in your hand and watch a film…..day over!
LENNOX LEWIS IN DISCUSSION TO COME OUT OF RETIREMENT AND FIGHT WLADIMIR KLITSCHKO FOR 100 MILLION……Man,…..for 100 million…..Klitschko can kick my ass.