SIS: Nobody wants to date me SISTA: aww….I’ll date you SIS: Go away SISTA: I’m going to replace the coffee … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……SIS and SISTA…..Apt. 555”
…..Then sell another beer….duh!…..but I don’t want to talk about Bud Light…..because the beer sucks….and makes you piss five minutes … Read More “BUD LIGHT BOYCOTT IS WORKING AND HURTING SMALL BUSINESS”
THE PERFECT MUSICIAN…..DOES NOT…..mess up a song…..forget the lyrics…..miss a rehearsal…..actually exist SPEAK WHEN YOU ARE ANGRY…..and you will make … Read More “HEJ…… (Hello friends……in Danish)”
DAUGHTER: Mom, why do you wear make-up…..you’re like in your 40’s? MOM: I wear make-up….so I won’t look like you … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……DAUGHTER and MOM……Penthouse 1……”
BUBBA: My boss asked us to write down two things…..we liked most about our job….apparently, lunchtime and quitting time….weren’t the … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……BUBBA…..Basement apt….2B”
….I begin…..my sister Sandra shared this….and I could not come up with a better way…..to say thank you…..to my friends….. … Read More “BEFORE”
CUZ: I met a really hot girl who was half Japanese and half Pilipino…..I think I ruined it by constantly … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS …….CUZ and BRO…..Apt. 410”
…..He should’ve paid attention the first time…..he was busted waving a gun around in da club…..but this double standard is … Read More “JA MORANT”
I SURVIVED…..reading banned books…..and all I got…..was smarter EVERYONE YOU MEET…..always ask if you have a career, are married or … Read More “SALAM…..(Hello friends…..in Azerbaijani)”
AMY: I just fired myself from cleaning my house……I don’t like my attitude…..and I got caught drinking on the job … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS…..AMY…..Apt. 344”