June 11, 2023
BEST NBA TEAM OF ALL-TIME
…..Good,…..now, I can start some shit…..wait, coffee…..ok, I found this on something called…. “Sports Savages”…..and it’s a good site….if you’re … Read More “BEST NBA TEAM OF ALL-TIME”
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June 9, 2023
NO MORE LIES……
GOVERNOR BRADFORD…..of course, would not have claimed to be setting any democratic standards…..it was his belief that men are elected … Read More “NO MORE LIES……”
June 8, 2023
TODAY IS…..I BET ´CHA DIDN’T KNOW……..and….
I BET ´CHA DIDN’T KNOW….. MOSQUITOES…..are more attracted….to people with smelly feet LOS ANGELES….was the first major city…..to synchronize traffic … Read More “TODAY IS…..I BET ´CHA DIDN’T KNOW……..and….”
June 7, 2023
I’M KINDA BUSY TODAY…..SO……
See you later…..Alligator After a while….Crocodile Gotta go…..Buffalo See you soon….raccoon Be sweet…..Parakeet Take care….Polar Bear In a shake….Garter Snake … Read More “I’M KINDA BUSY TODAY…..SO……”
June 6, 2023
LI SHANGFU: WAR WITH THE US WOULD BE UNBEARABLE DISASTER
……The Chinese Defense Minister said that…..and I agree with the brother……it would be an…. “unbearable disaster” for the world……so why … Read More “LI SHANGFU: WAR WITH THE US WOULD BE UNBEARABLE DISASTER”
June 5, 2023
MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……SIS and SISTA…..Apt. 555
SIS: Nobody wants to date me SISTA: aww….I’ll date you SIS: Go away SISTA: I’m going to replace the coffee … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……SIS and SISTA…..Apt. 555”
June 3, 2023
BUD LIGHT BOYCOTT IS WORKING AND HURTING SMALL BUSINESS
…..Then sell another beer….duh!…..but I don’t want to talk about Bud Light…..because the beer sucks….and makes you piss five minutes … Read More “BUD LIGHT BOYCOTT IS WORKING AND HURTING SMALL BUSINESS”
May 31, 2023
HEJ…… (Hello friends……in Danish)
THE PERFECT MUSICIAN…..DOES NOT…..mess up a song…..forget the lyrics…..miss a rehearsal…..actually exist SPEAK WHEN YOU ARE ANGRY…..and you will make … Read More “HEJ…… (Hello friends……in Danish)”
May 27, 2023
MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……DAUGHTER and MOM……Penthouse 1……
DAUGHTER: Mom, why do you wear make-up…..you’re like in your 40’s? MOM: I wear make-up….so I won’t look like you … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……DAUGHTER and MOM……Penthouse 1……”
May 26, 2023
MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……BUBBA…..Basement apt….2B
BUBBA: My boss asked us to write down two things…..we liked most about our job….apparently, lunchtime and quitting time….weren’t the … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……BUBBA…..Basement apt….2B”