PHONE CALL: Pick me up I’m drunk SUSAN: Send me your location PHONE CALL: I love that song SUSAN: It’s … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……PHONE CALL and SUSAN…..Apt. 307”
……On the bottom of the ocean somewhere in the Pacific….and no, I didn’t read the article….you do it….anyway,…..a hole in … Read More “WHY A LEAK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PACIFIC OCEAN HAS SCIENTISTS WORRIED ABOUT “THE BIG ONE””
AMY: I hate when I click…. “accept cookies”…….and then I don’t get any cookies AMY: The other day I gave … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS…..AMY…..Apt. 344”
…..A Farmingville, NY mom has filed a discrimination claim….against a White teacher…..accused of categorizing her daughter’s hair as….. “ethnic” and … Read More “THE AUDACITY”
CUZ: What’s the Netflix password BRO: ihopeyoudie CUZ: Thank you CUZ: What is the one thing that became more clear…..as … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS …….CUZ and BRO…..Apt. 410”
SIS: Are you an adult?? SISTA: Yeah, but not like on purpose or anything SIS: You should eat 1200 calories … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……SIS and SISTA…..Apt. 555”
GIRL 1: How was your flight? GIRL 2: This is his girlfriend…..who are you exactly and why are you texting … Read More “OHHHH SNAP!……”
DAUGHTER: Finally, you’ve entered the digital age and got a smartphone…..how is it?…..Mom?…..Hellooooo??……Why aren’t you answering?? MOM: Howdoyoudoaspace DAUGHTER: Why … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS…….DAUGHTER and MOM…..Penthouse”
….. “I’m tired”…..your not tired…..you’re doing what you have to do…..with the energy you have……when you’re tired…..your dead…..so you ain’t … Read More “I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE SAY”
…..You know……I’m just gonna leave this here…..and let y’all explain to this idiot…..why his wife is not pregnant…..I need a … Read More “MAN SUES NEIGHBOR HE PAID TO GET HIS WIFE PREGNANT BUT FAILED AFTER 72 ATTEMPTS”