SOMETIMES…..I wish I was a load of laundry in my dryer…..so I could sit in a dark…..quite space…..and everyone would … Read More “IWI SELAMI NEWI….. (Hello friends in….Amharic)”
GRANDSON: Grandma, can you text with your new phone?….It’s Bobby GRANDMA: Hi….no I cannot GRANDSON: Hi grandma….we are building a … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……GRANDSON and GRANDMA…..apt. 817”
….Sebastián Lemba…..ever heard of him?……well, he was a runaway slave….who lead a rebellion…..a 15-year one to be exact…..against Spanish colonial … Read More “DEAR “CRT” PEOPLE”
AMY: I’m going to be the bridesmaid….,in my best friends second wedding…..is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with….. … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS…..AMY…..Apt. 344”
…..Well Cro-Magnon dude realized he was freezing his pecans off…..and saw something walking around…..in this weird shit falling down on … Read More “WHERE DID CLOTHIING ORIGINATE?”
IRONY….is a Pastor asking for your money to solve church problems…..and advising you to pray to solve yours I WOULD … Read More “DÁANEN……(Hello friends in….Apache)”
DAUGHTER: My boyfriend got his side-chick pregnant…..but we both love each other….should I stay? MOM: Sure,…..they’ll need a clown….for the … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……DAUGHTER and MOM……Penthouse 1……”
……Is that what education has come to?….studying harder isn’t an option anymore?…….fine, use the AI…..you’ll still be stupid. NYC’S BRAND … Read More “UNIVERSITY STUDENT REVEALS SHE RECEIVED A ZERO ON A SIX-PAGE ESSAY, SAYS; “SHOULD’VE CHEATED WITH AI””
SON: Like this song dad? DAD: I prefer alternative music like Nirvana….or Pearl Jam or Weezer SON: You mean classic … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……SON and DAD…..Apt. 719”
……..And those Pro-People are losing their collective minds. HERE’S THE CITY YOUR ZODIAC SIGN WOULD THRIVE IN…..And let’s see what … Read More “SUPREME COURT PROTECTS ACCESS TO ABORTION PILL AS APPEAL PROCEEDS IN LOWER COURT”