…..And here we go….again…..that song isn’t the same for everyone…..just ask Black, Latino, Native American and Asian war veterans…..when they … Read More “NATIONAL ANTHEM SILENCE BY US WOMEN’S WORLD CUP PLAYERS SPARKS CONTROVERSY”
WHOEVER….came up with the phrase….. “The freaks come out at night”…..has clearly never been…..to Walmart during the day WE TAKE … Read More “KAMUSTA……(Hello friends in…..Cebuano)”
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…..No shit…..Europe is on fire…..literally…..we sent a text message to a friend in Rhodes, Greece to see if he and … Read More “THE CLIMATE CATASTROPHE IS ALREADY HERE”
APPARENTLY…..when you drink a pint of beer….you shorten your lifespan….by 9 minutes…..so, according to my calculations….I died sometime in 1644 … Read More “XIN CHÁO……(Hello friends…..in Vietnamese)”
……My man….Juan Ponce de León was searching for the wrong thing…..it wasn’t the fountain of youth in Bimini…..it was a … Read More “104-YEAR-OLD SAYS THE SECRET TO LONG LIFE IS “JIM BEAM AND JACK DANIELS””
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