MOM (Drinking a martini): So, what’s your brother doing? DAUGHTER: He’s upstairs watching Cinderella on the tv MOM: Now there’s … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……DAUGHTER and MOM……Penthouse 1……”
…..So far he’s done it nine times….and the man is still walking the streets….even after the judge in his hush-money … Read More “TRUMP IS LIKELY TO VIOLATE HIS GAG ORDER AGAIN”
IF THERE IS ANYONE….making “America great again”….it is those university students WHAT IS LIFE?……It is the flash of a firefly … Read More “NAMASKARA FRIENDS……(Hello in…..Nepali)”
…..Yeah, there are a few…..like….FUGU…..is known as a puffer fish…..it’s a delicacy served sashimi-style and is considered a gourmet dish … Read More “DANGEROUS FOODS FROM AROUND THE WORLD THAT CAN KILL YOU”
…..In 1993….the owner of a zoo in Mexico was arrested…..when he illegally purchased an FBI agent in a gorilla suit…..thinking … Read More “I DIDN’T KNOW THIS”
CUZ: I’m through with girls BRO: What happened now? CUZ: All I’m sayin’ is…..I refuse to date a girl…..if she … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS …….CUZ and BRO…..Apt. 410”
…..This is unfair in so many ways….Audra Beasley…..a mother of three….was arrested after she refused to leave the room….while complaining … Read More “WOMAN ARRESTED AT OKLAHOMA STATE BOARD OF EDUCATION MEETING”
A 72 HOUR HOLD…..in a psych unit…..is beginning to intrigue me….as a potential vacation opportunity I HATE WHEN PEOPLE…..tell me … Read More “SLAV FRIENDS…..(Hello in……Kurdish)”
…..Former Gov. of the great state of Mississippi said that….he also said this….about the now Gov…..Ray Mabus wanting to hold … Read More ” “CONFEDERATE HERITAGE?”…..REALLY?”
CHILDREN DO NOT START WARS…..and they cannot end them……but they always pay the highest price MY LAST RELATIONSHIP….taught me….you can … Read More “SVEIKI FRIENDS….. (Hello in….Lithuanian)”