….. “Oh, oh here she comes….she’s a Man-eater”…come on, somebody would’ve thought of it….and just when you thought back home … Read More “BILLIONS OF FLIES TO BE DUMPED OUT OF PLANES IN AN EFFORT TO FIGHT FLESH-EATING MAGGOT KNOWN AS “MAN-EATER””
…..Man, that ain’t nothing new…..Nicole’s been eating a salad like that since I’ve known her….and it’s good and refreshing…..but Nicole … Read More “WATERMELON, FETA & CUCUMBER CHOPPED SALAD IS THE MUST SIDE FOR YOUR NEXT BBQ”
DEMOCRATS FRET ABOUT NATIONAL FALLOUT AFTER MAMDANI STUNS IN NEW YORK CITY…..Zohran Mamdani…..a 33-year-old self-described Democratic socialist…..won the NYC Democratic … Read More “WANNA GET SOMETHING OFF MY……WHATEVER…..”
CUZ: I was just kicked out of the hospital BRO: What happened this time? CUZ: Apparently the sign “Stroke Patients … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS …….CUZ and BRO…..Apt. 410”
…..Because I met the world’s most horrible film critic on the train…..sitting there minding my own business…..and this dude sat … Read More “SO GLAD I HAD A BUZZ ON”
……I honestly cannot believe what I’m seeing…..Israeli citizens are fleeing their so-called state….in droves……arriving in other countries acting like people…..who … Read More “YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY”
MY THREE ASSUMPTIONS WHEN THE DOORBELL RINGS….. I LOVE WHEN A MAN…..tells me what to do…..I won’t listen…..I just love … Read More “MERHABA FRIENDS……(Hello in…..Turkish)”
…..They sent more missiles into Israel…..American claimed they destroyed the nuclear sites…..Iran said they moved all uranium out of those … Read More “U.S. ATTACK ON IRAN”
……Land of the thief…..and home of the slave….I’m reaching out to the WHITE house….from the Department of “WTF” is wrong … Read More “WELCOME TO THE UNITED SNAKES”
…..Where you at?…..haven’t heard from you since you had to cancelled the rest of your world tour shows…..because you were … Read More “SAY DRAKE”