AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID….. 

United Airlines pilot dumps live ammunition in plane toilet
Father says bomb scare was teen’s chemistry set
Small Siberian town hosts “Kick Obama” contest
Norway police fired guns twice last year, missed both times
Man receives $750,000 settlement because prison officials ignored his erection
Man planned to assassinate the President with a slingshot
Dozing cop let five prisoners escape
There’s a big salmonella outbreak in the US because people keep kissing chickens
High schools embrace shooting as hot new sport
Pornhub built a $1,000 twerking robot butt
Putin pledges to try Yoga
City dump finally willing to take some crap
Tucson Police Department releases names of people possibly connected to prostitutes – after removing those who happen to be cops

Man catches mechanics in his car at Taco Bell drive-thru
Donald Trump says the US should have invaded Mexico
Man arrested on Fourth of July for playing the National anthem on an electric guitar on the sidewalk
Florida man arrested after accusing ex-wife of cheating on him with sex toys
Driver cited for having a makeshift pool in his truck bed
Therapists struggle to treat Vampires and other people with alternate identities
Pope Francis changes in Burger King before Mass in Bolivia
Naked driver tries to bribe cop, says, “It’s hot and you know you wish you could be as free as me.” Then takes a dump in the cop’s car

Man calls cops after mostly black town “hurts” his feeling by disrespecting Confederate flag parade
Hundreds of sex toys dangling from power lines in Portland, Oregon
Sex toy blamed after woman crashes into seafood delivery van
Man drives backwards for miles through LA’s busy streets
“I just like pigs”: Police arrest drunk, naked man in Pennsylvania hog barn
North Korea invites US Congress to visit alleged Anthrax plant
I was a professional sperm donor
Escaped drug lord El Chapo sends tweet to Donald Trump                                             
Man accused of pouring hot sauce on girlfriend and trying to put her in the oven
Spanish town to put its pigeons on the pill
Groping women force barmen to give up kilts

Tennessee woman arrested for printing own money after reading online Obama had made it legal
Belgian government working on new “mayonnaise law”
A Canadian family was pretty upset at whoever keeps shaving their cat
Couple’s SUV stolen, repaired by thief
Counterfeit popsicle stick gang busted in Turkey
Man steals $4,000 worth in fishing gear, nets $180 at Pawn Shop
Woman calls police on a man who broke into her home, used the toilet and didn’t flush
Alabama mayor convicted of stealing from the city is re-elected
Drunk driver pulls up to police cruiser, asks for directions to McDonald’s
Widow shocked to see husband dying on TV medical reality show
Russia tries to build a Terminator
Nosferatu director’s head stolen from grave in Germany
Jehovah’s Witnesses take to the streets as busy heathens are rarely home
Myrtle Beach restaurant patron jailed after planning for Jesus to pay for his tab