BILLS vs PATRIOTS….A couple of things caught my eye during that game….was that an ice skating rink or a frozen football field?….I don’t know who mic’d the field….but you could hear some serious hits….and after the Bills were up 33 to something….I turned it off….and big props to the person who thought….throwing a dildo into the end zone was a great idea…..COWBOYS vs 49ERS……ok, please explain this to me….so I’ll understand…..because I sure as hell didn’t get it….and I watched it twice…..Dem Boyz have 32 seconds on the clock…..and the ball at the 20…..pass…..lateral….ball gets to the 40…..24 seconds left……17 seconds left….ball on the 50….14 seconds left…..ball on the 40…..now, why in the hell did they call a QB draw play….and why did Dak give the ball to the center and not the ref?….the official has to touch the ball for the next play to happen…..man I bet Massa Jones is pissed TF off and ready to crack his whip in The Big House…..TAMPA BAY vs PHILLY…..yeah, I think everyone knew how that game was going to end…..at least the Eagles showed up for the party….with 7 plus minutes left in the game….I asked my boy Bill…..how in the hell did the Birds make the playoffs since they’re his favorite team…..he didn’t even know…..STEELERS vs CHIEFS……well, I hope they got Ben a nice rocking chair…..and if he’s happy later on during his retirement…..and we know it…..it’s his meds……RAMS vs ARIZONA……moving right along……RAIDERS vs BENGALS….after the season we had….homophobic coach….a top draft choice thinking it was a good idea to speed around Vegas drunk and kill someone….and another player waving a gun in a video and threatening to shoot someone..….and putting another coach in a position he’s wasn’t fit to take over…..starting out 3-0….drama enters….lose 7 straight…..and somehow.….we came together as a team…..and  overcame all that…..I’m amazed we even made it to the playoffs with all that drama going on within the club…..and yes, we could talk about the “EARLY” whistle when the Bengals scored a touchdown….but why?….it won’t change the outcome…..one thing is for sure…..I’m going to ask my big brother Reggie what is the NFL rule…..for an early whistle while a play is in play….since he played in two Super Bowls for the Bengals…..and while all the head coach firing was going on around the league…..now the NFL is down to “ONE” Black head coach…..after it pledged to do better with diversity…..and while I was watching the games…..and looking at the crowded stadiums….where fans were cheering on their teams…..or crying because their team lost…..there was one word that kept popping into my mind over and over again…..COVID!…..we all know that all these new rule changes suck….so here’s what I propose……

RULE CHANGES THAT WOULD INSTANTLY MAKE THE NFL BETTER…..

FIRST: Taunting is not only allowed, it’s encouraged

SECOND: No ties – play until there’s a winner

THIRD: Kicks going through the uprights on kickoffs are worth 1 point

FOURTH: Players are down where they fall, not when they are hit first

FIFTH: Team celebrations after touchdowns are mandatory

SIXTH: QB’s don’t get credit for yards after the catch by a wide receiver

SEVENTH: Instead of QB’s, wide receivers get charged with interceptions if the ball hits them in the hands…..just a thought……anyway,…..

AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……

A man became trapped in a chimney while trying to enter a home

Thieves in LA are looting freight trains filled with packages from UPS, FedEx and Amazon

A man tried to smuggle $340,000 worth of cocaine in baked bean cans

Heidi Klum and Snoop Dogg have joined forces to release a dance single

Republican Congressman apologizes for comparing DC vaccine protocols to Nazi Germany

Rioters who stormed Nancy Pelosi’s office want their stuff back

Portland Pickles mascot suggestive picture gets the team in a real pickle