…..Seems like you done gone and pissed mom TF off….because a statement came out of Buckingham Palace…..regarding the “Duke of York”…..that’s you by the way….and that note says,…. “With the Queen’s approval and agreement”…..don’t sound too good so far man,….. “The Duke of York’s military affiliations and Royal patronages have been return to The Queen”….OH SHIT!……Mom just disowned the f… out of you dawg….oh wait, there’s more…. “The Duke of York will continue not to undertake any public duties and is defending this case as a private citizen”……DAAAAAAMMMMM!….you ass out man!….no home, no job, no military money, no money to pay for a solicitor…..and no money for the woman……you raped!
JAW-DROPPING BRITISH VOGUE COVER OF AFRICAN MODELS RECEIVES PRAISES…..No shit!…..that cover ain’t no joke!…..absolutely beautiful!
RHODES SCHOLAR LOSES PLACE AT OXFORD UNIVERSITY AFTER BACKSTORY OF POVERTY AND CHILDHOOD NEGLECT UNRAVELS……You see dear parents….you can do your best to provide for your children….and sometimes….they still turn out stupid….like this one….so, our 24-year-old girl Mackenzie…..won a highly competitive Rhodes Scholarship….and was supposed to start classes in November….that was the 2020 one…..anyway,….oh, she graduated from U Penn….good school BTW….anyway,…..and she was among 32 other students shooting for the spot…..out of 2,300…..now McKenzie came up with a brilliant college educated idea….on her application she claimed that she came….from a poor background and grew up in foster care…. “AND”…..also suffered childhood abuse…..now I don’t know what really happened….or if someone ratted her out….but an “Anonymous tipster”……reported her to the Rhodes Trust and University of Pennsylvania….and probably said…. “Oh hell no, this bitch is lyin’!”….it actually was…. “blatantly dishonest”….like I said before……anyway,….lets cut to the chase…..her mom was radiologist…..she attended the Whitfield private school in Missouri…..and it ain’t cheap….$30,000 a year…..anyway,…..she’s out of Oxford…..and I’m so glad I had the pleasure to introduce you to……another educated……idiot!
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..
A guy was furious after his fiancée sold his deceased brother’s gaming chair to get herself a gym
A tenant takes a twisted revenge on a landlord by blowing up his building
A Chinese woman is stuck in a blind date’s house due to a sudden COVID lockdown
KFC Australia is running low on chicken and McDonald’s in Japan is restricting the sale of french fries
A man broke into the cockpit of an American Airline plane and broke the controls
A Black man spent 6 days in jail on a warrant intended for a blue-eyed bearded white man with the same name
A woman dumped her boyfriend who paid her way through college immediately after graduating
STUFF I REALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT….
JASON MOMOA AND LISA BONET….announce they are getting a divorce….I really don’t care….
THE HUGE….Florida retirement community that still can’t get enough of Trump…..I really don’t care….
MEGAN FOX AND MACHINE GUN KELLY…..are engaged…..I really don’t care….
PSYCHEDELIC-LACED BEER….may have helped an ancient South American empire rule….now that’s cool…..
DELTA LOSES $408 MILLION…..8,000 employees are infected with the COVID virus over the last four weeks….now that I care about…..
WHEN YOU DIE, YOUR BRAIN TELLS YOU THAT YOU’RE DEAD…..Way too many questions for this one….but I do have a friend in Italy who is a brain doctor…..so I’ll ask her…back to that….now, if I’m dead….how in the hell is my brain going to relate to me…..something I already know?….I know because what I was looking at before…..ain’t there anymore…..so, will I hear it tell me?……because if I’m dead….my brain is like not functioning….otherwise, if it were…..I’d still be alive right?……and then it would have the slightest possibility to tell me…..I’m gonna die….right?……and then we both would be dead…..right?…….I’ll wait!
AUSTRALIA CANCELS DJOKOVIC VISA A SECOND TIME – TENNIS STAR FACES POSSIBLE DEPORTATION…..He needs to leave….he knew the rules before the games….and didn’t….I guess care about them….nah, send him home.