…..Gonna Be A Bear…..In this life I am a woman…..in my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear….when you’re a bear, you get to hibernate….you do nothing but sleep for six months…..I could deal with that…..before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid….I could deal with that too….when you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs…..I could definitely deal with that….if you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business….you swat anyone who bothers your cubs….if your cubs get out of line, you swat them too…..I could deal with that….if you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS that you wake up growling…..he EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat….yup, gonna be a bear!
NEW YORK WOMAN SAYS ROOMMATE WHO HASN’T PAID RENT CAN’T BE EVICTED….Oh trust me…..her ass would be out of there…..14 months this woman has not paid a dime….that’s $2,000 bucks a month she owes….the reason she can’t get rid of her is because of the pandemic….you cannot evict someone because of a rule stating….no one shall be evicted during this stupid pandemic…..$2,000 a month rent….she hasn’t paid in 14 months….oh trust me,….her ass would be out of there….damn a pandemic.
A MICRODOSE OF LSD CAN ALTER ONES FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN EXPERIENCE….No shit!
AND NO I DID NOT WATCH….One nano-second of the “REICH-publican Convention”….why on earth would I do that?…..setting my face on fire and putting it out with a chainsaw seems more pleasing…..I know what they’re going to say….Obama did this….the Democrats did that….Russia is a hoax…..and they will scream things only people tripping on six tabs of liquid micro-dot…will understand….it’s the same SOS…Same Ol’ Shit”…..blame all of our and their problems on someone else……and they are still using Joseph Goebbels method….he was head of the Nazi propaganda program…. “If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it, and you will even come to believe it yourself”…..and it’s working on those “Trump-mites” running loose in America….and it’s working on me….I believe the lie…because you all are full of toad turds…..and that’s no lie…..you have to be either a person who major in cafeteria when you attended school….or went to what you thought was a school….not come back from an acid trip…..or just incredibly insane in the membrane……..not to realize….that “THEY” are going to come after you too…..is Biden better?…..he’s a better choice!….and I’m voting for the “WOMAN” anyway……look at where we are…..Sodom and Gomorrah ain’t got shit on us right now…..I’m starting to feel like Lot’s wife.
DID YOU KNOW….369th Infantry Regiment…..The Harlem Hellfighters….were basically comprised mostly of men of African-American and Puerto Rican descent…..NO….you didn’t….and this combination made up the cultural language of Harlem in the early twentieth century…..they were stationed in France during WWI….they kicked ass….they set a record for the longest deployment of any unit……the ones in charge….who finally decided to use soldiers of color….when they were losing the war….probably thought; “man them MF just will not die”….and seriously….they kicked ass….these dudes were so good…the French awarded them the French Croix de Guerre medal of bravery….and then the Soul II Soul song kicked in….US government officials refused to allow them to join the 1919 Champs -Élysées victory march….AND…they did the same thing after WWII in France….when they were getting their asses kicked….AGAIN…..didn’t matter….in the air on the ground….tanks….people of color did it….AGAIN……it don’t matter because they enter France through the backdoor…..not only did they leave a lasting legacy through their bravery….but also through music…..under the direction of band leader James Reese Europe….they introduced France to Jazz and doo wop….and that’s a mark no government can erase….wonderful news right….guess what?…..James Baldwin…..Richard Wright….and Josephine Baker all died alone and were often penniless…..while living in France…..like everywhere else….as long as you’re entertaining.
UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMA NOW HAS MORE THAN 1,200 COVID-19 CASES – WITH NEARLY 500 IN THE PAST THREE DAYS…..Opening colleges back up was a real bad idea….it’s college….the only rule you pay attention to in college is….go to class….even if your mom or dad paid for your stupid ass to attend something you didn’t want to go to in the first place….due to the fact you proved to them and all of your genetic connections that….you’re stupid…..since you had no clue about high school….and if your parents are willing to pay someone to take your dumbass,….take the hint…..you’re stupid…..or they just wanted you out of the house….and that was the best choice…..anyway,….this college thing isn’t going to work and I have no clues to a solution….unless you let them all go….intermingle on campus for a full year….and see who survives and who doesn’t….sick as that may sound….they still can’t figure out NCAA football….colleges and universities are losing their minds over this….they’re losing billions of dollars if the season doesn’t happen.
HELEN MIRREN:….. “At 70-year-old, if I could give my younger self one piece of advice….it would be to use the words “fuck off” much more frequently.”