…..Contraband?…..the woman had two….not one….but two disassembled .40 caliber handguns….350 rounds of ammunition….four magazines for the guns….and 33 pounds of weed….this woman was making sure that drug deal went right.
GERMAN POLICE SEIZE TEENS MOTORIZED OFFICE CHAIR….Isn’t it nice to hear not all kids live in a digital world?….these two came up with a great idea…..they took a normal office chair….like the one some of you hate….and added a lawnmower engine….bicycle breaks….and a metal frame to the revolving chair…..it looked sort of like a go-kart….they’re calling it the world fastest office chair…..great to have when your boss calls you into his/her office.
MARIJUANA INFUSED FROZEN PIZZA HITS LOS ANGELES DISPENSARIES…..Wow,…..get stoned and kill the munchies at the same time…..you go LA!
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…… Spiritual healer arrested for killing a man who was promised he would be brought back to life
Man is offering to rent out his girlfriend to raise funds to buy iPhone 6
School apologized for an assignment requiring 11-year old’s to read about penis-severing case of
Police arrest two men for cheating in a fishing tournament
Public University requires students to submit their sexual history
Police wait for suspect to marry
Man takes off pants to use as a weapon
Man charged for driving with his wife on car roof
Angry man shoots his lawn mower for not starting
Man spent $1,000 a week on beer
Man armed with a light bulb robs store
Suspect tried to rob a bar with cheese grater
Man admits to Octopus porn downloads
Man dressed as penis disrupts graduation
BOY GETS DETENTION FOR SHARING PREPARED LUNCH WITH HUNGRY STUDENT…..Now the school gave the kid a cheese sandwich….and the other kid had a chicken burrito…..he said he wasn’t going to eat it so he gave it to the other kid because he was hungry….cheese sandwich….really?….now the school has a policy which prohibits students from exchanging meals…..because of safety and liability rules….then why don’t you develop a better lunch program….cheese sandwich?
WOMAN CALLS POLICE ON CHATTY PAL…..A housewife in Germany called the police because her friend wouldn’t shut up….she invited her over for tea….and the woman kept yapping for over 30 hours…..non-stop.
TRAFFIC JAM TURNS INTO A SPONTANEOUS BLOCK PARTY WITH A LITTLE LIMBO AND STEEL DRUMS…..I hope everyone has a chance to experience one…..I did in Italy….since they were stuck….David Gettes and Paul Downie of Trinidad North Steel Drums….busted out their drums and started jamming…..by 12:39, it was a full-blown party on a Pennsylvania highway….dancing…..limbo….50 minutes later….everyone was sad when the traffic started moving again.
ULTRA-ORTHODOX JEWS CAUSE CHAOS ON FLIGHT TO ISRAEL…..Now the flights was full with Secular, Orthodox and Ultra- Orthodox Jews…..know as Haredim….and they were flying home to celebrate Rosh Hashanah….the problem for them was this…..they didn’t want to sit next to women….and the flight turned into an 11-hour nightmare…..because their beliefs require men and women to be segregated…..so instead of sitting, they stood in the aisle and delayed the departure….money was offered to switch seats….as soon as the seat belt sign was switched off….they were back in the aisle and standing up.