….And no it is not a joke…..the clerk said,… “She walked into the Kiosk…..chose some food and drinks from the fridge…..walked towards the counter….and stood in line”….he said she didn’t appear to be drunk or on drugs…..I wanna know where she kept her wallet?……only in Poland!
THE ROBBER WHO IS TOO UGLY FOR A LIFE OF CRIME….A big-eared….bank robber…..nicknamed “Shrek”….is behind bars after being warned he is “too ugly”….to commit a crime….that’s cold man….it least you could’ve been kinder….tell him,… “Look man, if you do it, everyone is going to know it was you.”
SALAMI BATTLE IN SUPERMARKET LEAVES GERMANS IN THE HOSPITAL….Oh man,….I would’ve gone over to the beer section….popped one and watched this….this was some King Arthur stuff..…they grabbed those big salami’s and used parmesan cheese as daggers..…and started bashing each other on the head..…and stabbing each other with the cheese….come on,….you know you would’ve watched.
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID….. Teen arrested and suspended for shooting a dinosaur
Texas babysitter reportedly set disrespectful kids house on fire
German man evicted for squeaky swing set sex prop
Flying microwave narrowly misses a bunch of idiots
“You’re already dead”: French pensioner has to prove he’s still alive Because Bob Tyrrell prefers Scotch, marijuana should be banned
Egyptian cleric: Men are allowed to spy on women in the shower if they have “pure intentions.”
India makes “liking” blasphemous content illegal
Florida man arrested for prowling, tried to fight a fire hydrant
Virginia man named “Stoner” arrested on pot charges
Man shot 6-year-old with BB gun to teach him a safety lesson
Maryland Trooper suspended after accused of being naked in a bar (Well, was he or not?)
Tennessee teen suspended for saying “Bless You” to a classmate who sneezed
GOP candidate asks residents to mail him their pee
Man fakes his death to avoid his own wedding
Homeless man beats brother with a tree branch, annoyed he wouldn’t clean up his beer cans
Ohio anti-abortion leader: “Ban public nudity, breastfeeding because it promotes Gay Pride
LONGTIME TENNESSEE CIVIL RIGHTS LAWYER DIES AT 86…..George Barrett…..known for his involvement in a case that ultimately desegregated the state’s public colleges and universities….represented civil rights cases……corporate whistleblowers and security fraud…his career spanned more than 50 years….he’s best known for a suit filed by Rita Geiger…..against Tennessee State University in 1968….accusing the state of operating a dual system of higher education for minorities….the case dragged on for 38-years.
PEDIATRICIANS GROUP SAYS SCHOOL SHOULD START NO EARLIER THAN 8:30 a.m.…….This group is talking about teenagers…..get this….they say, by starting later….it would curb their lack of sleep….which has been linked to poor health, bad grades, car crashes and other problems….ok,….so why not have school start at 12 and end at 7…..that way they can get their lazy asses out of bed…..eat a decent breakfast, finish their homework, clean their room…..and the rest of the house….and go shopping…..and while you’re at it….do a load of laundry…..and then go to school!