…..Man, I have no idea!
THE WORLD IS GETTING FATTER…..Over 2.1 billion people are……overweight or obese….not a single country has lowered their obesity rate since 1980.
HOW TO PROVE THAT LIGHT CAN BE CONVERTED INTO MATTER…..Easy,…..when you walk into a dark room…..and you hit the light switch……it matters!
TELEPORTATION COULD BECOME REALITY…..Good…..because sometimes I just want to get the hell out of here…….but I don’t want to look like Jeff Goldblum in the Fly!
WHY DO WE GET “SLEEP” IN OUR EYES?…..Some call it sleep,….crust or sand……Doctor’s call it “Mattering”……or “Rheum”….it’s actually made up of discarded cells, mucus and debris (bacteria, oil from the eyelids and dust)….they are collected as the eyelid sweeps across the eye…..the Doc says it’s best not to use your hand to wipe it out…..warm wet towel is better…..and make sure you wash your hands.
ANONYMOUS DONOR LEAVES SAN FRANCISCO FANS SEARCHING FOR HIDDEN CASH…..The donor has been conducting the Northern California treasure hunt…….he posts clues on Twitter…..and you have to uncover envelopes with about $100 bucks taped behind stop signs, bulldozers, fire hydrants or dumpsters, etc……more that 190,000 people are following the Twitter account…..he says, “I want to spotlight on what I’m doing and trying to do, I have no plans to stop anytime soon”…..he encouraged winners to tweet photos of their winnings…..so far the experiment is a success…..a few winners have treated co-workers to pizza, one donated the cash to St. Ann’s church and another to Muttville Senior Dog Rescue, a mother and daughter shared theirs with homeless people across the street right after they found it……besides Oakland, San Jose and San Francisco……he’s coming to LA…..great idea…..great person!
MAN GOES DOWN ON 720lbs WOMAN – FINDS DEAD CAT…….The dead kitten was found in the folds of the obese woman’s stomach by an oral adventurer……I sat at my kitchen table and tried to imagine what popped in his mind when he found out she had two.
ADULT BABY CAN KEEP GETTING SOCIAL SECURITY DISABILITY CHECKS….Check this out….a 30-year-old man who wears diapers…..and lives as an “adult baby”….is spoon fed by his girlfriend….can keep receiving his $800-a-month Social Security disability checks……huh?……his sorry butt needs to learn how to cook and use a potty!
FLORIDA JUDGE TELLS ATTORNEY: “I’LL BEAT YOUR ASS” AND DOES IT…..Oh he clocked him alright!
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..
Woman calls 911 to moan that her ice cream didn’t have enough sprinkles
Woman attacks stepfather with an axe for listening to Gospel music
Texas police investigate woman who was slapped with a catfish
Man suspected of stealing GPS device arrested after calling 911 because he was lost
Man denies owning bag of crack found inside his butt
Slutwalk held in Jerusalem
Driver takes red-light camera after crash
“Price Is Right” viewers complain about President Obama interrupting the show with speech
Biker looks for false teeth on busy Spain highway after sneezing
Jogger wearing headphones hit by train
HOMELESS TEEN HEADING TO GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY…..Despite living in a homeless shelter…..Rashema Melson, 18, will graduate from high school as valedictorian….not only will she receive a full scholarship, she accomplished it all over the past two years while living at a shelter with her mother and siblings…..congratulations to you dear!