…..I’m not even going to dwell on ’21….it was hard, difficult…..and changing…..people trashed Biden….at least he’s trying….it’s his first year…..it was rough….different….lives were lost….either through stupidity….or by chance…..patients were stretched…..and patients were lost….and we’re still here….we’re alive….and I don’t know about you…..but I plan on sticking around….a bit longer….get the vaccine….wear a mask!
NOW, 2021 COVID MOVIES…..Honestly,…..most of them sucked…so here are my categories called…..
MANY WON’T GET IT….and that film is…. “Don’t Look Up”…..it could not have describe America any better….deny the science….believe in a false prophet…..listening to his followers chant…. “Don’t look Up”….sounds a lot like…. “Lock Her Up”…..anyway,….the rich leaving the planet….a good way to get rid of Critical Race Theory….let the denial of science do it for you….because when the rich return..…some 22,000+ years….you see there are no “Theories” amongst them….hence lies the new colonization of….Plymouth Rock….at least one of the new species of animals….let them know how it felt about that idea.
I THREW TISSUES AT MY WIFE DURING THIS ONE…..Swan Song….yeah, that’s tearjerker….I thought about this idea afterwards….for a long time and I couldn’t come up with a decision….on whether or not I would’ve done what he chose to do….so my decision was made for me…..Nicole said,…. “If you ever did that to me, I’d kill you!”…..and there you go!
NOW I’M PISSED….Wrath of Man….when Jason Statham has a chance to kick-butt….I’m there…..The Harder They Fall…..yep……Nobody….I loved it…..F9….if you’re not hooked by now….start over…..
COOL FLICKS….Free Guy….it ain’t great….but it’s fun to watch…..The Suicide Squad….it’s just plain stupid funny…..Cruella….such a cool film…..Infinite….this one I liked a lot…..Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard….if you can tell me exactly…..how many times the “F-word”…..is used in multiple ways during this film…..I’ll buy you dinner……Sweet Girl….she was tough….
ALMOST – BUT NOT QUITE…..The Matrix Resurrections…..don’t get me wrong….I’m a diehard fan…but the last 15 minutes….anyway,…..The Little Things….a great cast doesn’t mean a great movie….Passing…..something was missing…..The Mauritanian…..all most…..but…..Tom Clancy’s Without Remorse….Michael needed a better director….maybe Michael Bay…..Respect….they stopped when Aretha’s life was beginning…..
GOTTA GIT DEM DOLLAS…..That award goes to Bruce Willis…..I watched…some…not all….gave it a minute….and they all sucked….Fortress…..Apex….American Siege….Midnight in the Switchgrass…..Cosmic Sin….Out of Death….Deadlock….Surviving the Game….and more.
PLAYED THE SHIT OUT OF THE PART…..Sandra Bullock in The Unforgivable….
REALLY DUDE?….No Time to Die….oh you had plenty of time to die….Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings…..less talk – more ass kicking….Snake Eyes….major BOO….Black Widow…..I liked the sister better…..Voyagers….right,….Lord of the Flies in space….I get it….
I LIKED THEM….King Richard…..The Marksman….The Dig….The Last Letter From Your Lover…..
ON MY LIST….The French Dispatch….The Tragedy of Macbeth…..The Humans….No Sudden Move
EYE OPENER…..Summer of Soul….and I was arguing with my mother because she wouldn’t let me go to Woodstock with some friends…..and this was happening right across the river……and that’s about it…..but…
HOLLYWIERD…..You need some help….so here’s my gift to you….I wrote a script called….
HELP ME – HELP ME – HELP ME…..It takes place in a nuthouse in New England….the one above Jersey,….anyway,….and there’s something going on….and a secret group of people are conducting experiments that are….not nice….and a couple of special military type kinda guys are trying to find a way to stop them….and little do they both know….the secret they’re looking for….is already in the nuthouse….don’t worry Hollywierd…..I’ve already cast it for you….
HELP ME – HELP ME – HELP ME
STARRING:
Naoomi Rapace – Kelly
Denzel Washington – Dr. Blackman
Kathy Bates – Professor Donna
Cameron Diaz – Nurse Linda
Robert DeNiro – El Shocko
Meryl Streep –the Politeoticus Lady
Wanda Sykes – the Throw-up Lady
Regina Hall – the Cow Lady
Taraji P. Henson – the Screaming Lady
Queen Latifah – the Chicken Bone Lady
Mo´Nique – the Fat Lady
Carol Beaugard – the Actress
Ice Cube – the Actor
Kate McKinnon – the Beauty Queen
Bradley Cooper – the Talk Show Host
Salma Hayek – the Opera Singer
Jennifer Lawrence – the Kicker
Nick Cannon – the Night Warden
Samuel L. Jackson – Virginia
Bennie del Toro – Boston
Don Cheadle – New Jersey
Cate Blanchett – Paula Penis
Angela Bassett – the Spinning Lady
Jennifer Aniston – the Laughing Lady
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – The Mountain
Morgan Freeman – The General
Betty White – the Choo-Choo Lady (I have to recast this one R.I.P.)
Rosario Dawson – the Formula-1 Racer
Regina King – the Rolling lady
Leonardo DiCaprio – Sammy Snake
Gary Oldman – The Hand
Laurence Fishburne – The Coat
James Earl Jones – The Man
Jeremy Irons – The Sleeve
Shohreh Aghdashloo – The Voice
The Eye (I don’t know yet…)
The Shoes (Don’t know this one either)
Viola Davis – Nurse Belinda
Sir Anthony Hopkins – Dad
Michael Che/Colin Jost – the Two Talking Rats
Let me know what you think Hollyweird…..and if anyone else wants a copy.….if you have my number..…text me your email.….if you don’t….send me a message on FB…. “A MESSAGE”…..don’t be puttin’ yo personal business out there…..Happy New Year!