…..Yeah,….I definitely said…. “HUH?”…..again…..tell the truth….you tried to picture it…flood…animals and the ark…..and Noah checking his phone….wondering where in the hell his son is…. “Yo dog…..where you at? You need to hurry up….because this water is coming down and the man upstairs said it’s going to rain for the next 40 days and 40 nights…nah, we good…. all the animals are tucked in and all the shit piling up is starting to drive me crazy…yeah, it’s definitely driving your mom crazy….boy did she pick the wrong time to turn vegan….and we  didn’t pack any carrots and stuff for her….ok, then run by the corner store and grab some salad and a bunch of different rabbit food for her….oh, and hit the liquor store and pick up a few cases of beer and some Jack….and definitely stop by Carlo’s crib and cop a few bags of weed because we’re gonna need that shit….let me know when you’re on your way ok?….alright, in a minute, later, peace.”

THESE NIGERIAN KIDS MOVIE REMAKES ARE SO IMPRESSIVE THEY’VE LANDED A HOLLYWOOD INVITE….These little kids are so cool….Muiz and Malik Sanni are two brothers…age 15 and 10…and along with their 13-year-old cousin….Fawas Aina, spent their free time in Lagos….putting together a trailer of their favorite movie….Extraction….the film with the Thor guy in it….and it is wonderful….you can find it on You Tube Channel – titled Ikorodu Bois….which is the name across their social media presence….they also did one of the new Bad Boys film…and a Michael Jackson video…..and a tribute to Kobe……give these kids some good equipment and a budget….and they might come up with something good because these young men are very talented.….check them out…..just in case you didn’t know….Nigeria is called “Nollywood”….because it is currently rated as the third most valuable film industry in the world. 

TRUMP TELLS BLACK PEOPLE WHO WANT STATUES TAKEN DOWN THEY “NEED TO LEARN FROM HISTORY AND NOT ERASE AN ENTIRE ERA” OTHERWISE “YOU’RE GOING TO GO BACK TO IT SOMETIME”……Ok…..that statement is an enigma….because is he saying…if the statues come down….we will need to go back and remember what our ancestors had to deal with….or is he saying….if the statues come down…..we might go back to the good ol’ days where some people thought it was a good idea to deny equality to another race….by any means necessary…..yeah, you’re not alone trying to figure out this….double-speak….he’s basically asking African-Americans to think again….and those who want the country’s slave owning founders removed….and claims we should learn from the history…..does this fool actually think….we don’t know WTF happened?…..then, “STUPID” had the audacity to say this;…. “Here is the problem that I have – a lot of “THESE” people don’t even know what they are taking down”…..in what world does he think black people do not know what is being taken down?….. “I see what is happening on TV and they are ripping down things and they have no idea what they are ripping down, but they started off with the Confederates and now go to Ulysses Grant so what is that all about?”…..this what it’s about you freaking moron….yes, Grant defeated the Confederates and ended the Civil War before becoming the President of The United States….BUT….he also married into a family that owned slaves you shit-head…..German history includes the Nazi Party and every horrendous act they did…..but you will not find one statue anywhere in the country glorifying Hitler.

CATHOLIC PRIEST CALLS BLACK LIVES MATTER ORGANIZERS “MAGGOTS AND PARASITES”….To quote him….. “They are maggots and parasites at best…..their poison is more toxic that any pandemic we have endured”…..and this come from a Catholic Priest….so let’s talk about Catholicism for a sec…..Pope Pius XII denying eyewitness reports of mass execution during the holocaust……systemically covering up tens of thousands of cases involving sexual misconduct….terrorizing Jews and Muslims for over 300 years…..they even burned Joan of Arc for dressing like a man…..slayed countless woman as witches because Pope Innocent VII was paranoid…..absolved sins for cash payment….including sins not yet committed……orchestrated the fall of The Knights Templar…..imprisoning Galileo in his home for years because he suggested science was greater than God…cutting funding for immigrants because of their connection to the LGBTQ+ community……The Crusades…genocide of the Native Americans……and my favorite….The Inquisition…..so if BLM organizers are maggots and parasites…..take a wild guess…..and tell me what Catholicism is?…….I’ll wait.

TAIWANESE MAN DIVORCES WIFE BECAUSE SHE ONLY BATHED ONCE A YEAR…..Hey, Time magazine….GQ….all you other mags who give out Person of the Year awards….you seriously need to hook my man up….because she would’ve gotten maybe 4 months out of me….my man busted into the New Taipei City District Court and claimed he was suffering from psychological torture….because his wife…. Lin….refused to wash her stank ass….he said she washed her butt once a year….rarely combed her hair…and never brushed her teeth….I don’t even want to imagine what he went thought when her… “days” would show up….when they were dating she was cool….took a bath once a week…but once she got that ring on….weekly showers became monthly ones….then biannual….and then once a year….and my man said “Oh hell naw”….he said because of her unsanitary habits….they only had sex once a year….and I’m willing to bet it happened on bath day…..and you know the man loved his wife because he put up with her stank ass for….10 years…..2015 he said… “See ya”….moved out….found a job….stinky-poo came to his job and demanded that he quit….come back home….and take care of her father….he ran straight to the courts and filed for a divorce…and they were on his side….and he got his divorce….even though Lin can still appeal the ruling.

RESEARCHERS HAVE NOW UNCOVERED THE DNA OF A PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWN GROUP OF HOMINIDS…..A report from the University of Texas MD Anderson Cancer Center in Houston…..says researchers have found traces of a previously unknown…extinct hominid species in the DNA of a group of people called the Melanesians….who live in an area northeast of Australia….near Papua New Guinea….and they’re saying what’s strange about the DNA is…it’s unlikely to be either Neanderthal or Denisovan…..which are the two known predecessors leading up to humankind…..until now…..Archeologists have been finding Neanderthal and Denisovan DNA throughout Europe, Asia and Siberia…..but the Melanesian DNA is like discovering a new distant cousin…who was born before Neanderthals….one of the researchers…..Ryan Bohlender, told Science News… “We’re missing a population, or we’re misunderstanding something about relationships. Human history is a lot more complicated than we thought it was.”…..he might have a point about the missing population…..because recently scientists discovered a sunken continent under New Zealand…..and they found out that the tiny chain of islands in that area of the “Big P”.….are all part of a largely-submerged 1.89 million square mile landmass of a continental crust…..researchers are now calling “Zealandia….think about it….New Zealand could actually be the top of a mountain……so yeah,…..maybe that lost population could be underwater.