December 31, 2021

FOR SOME REASON I UPSET A FEW PEOPLE

….When I asked women for help….I’m talking about what I mentioned a few days ago….me wanting women to help men….even Michele Obama said; “I have been at every powerful table you can think of….they are not that smart”….and if anyone should know….she definitely would….checkout our past history…..women were blamed for everything that went wrong…..they said Samson was screwed over by Delilah….redheaded women were hunted down and killed during medieval times because they were consider evil…..they couldn’t get a break in Salem…..one woman had to wear a scarlet letter because she had an affair out of wedlock….and nothing happened to the dude who screwed her….and don’t get me started on the Eve eating the apple theory…..because I don’t think she ate it….I think Adam did….here’s a theory….he was the first whatever….you can’t say human….because he didn’t know what the hell that was….and….he didn’t know what the hell he was….so, he pops up in this cool spot called Eden….and the company upstairs says to him; “Look, this is a new concept we came up with and you’re our first guinea pig. So, here’s the deal. You see that thing over there with a red round thing hanging from it?”…..Adam said; “That?”…..”Yeah, were gonna call that a tree. And the thing hanging from it, someone came up with a stupid name and now we call it an apple. It’s the first one we’ve made so don’t eat it ok?”…. “Ah, ok.”….. “Good, have a good time figuring shit out because we don’t know what the hell we’re doing. But remember, leave that apple thing alone because we don’t have time to make another one and if you eat it we’re kicking your ass out of Eden. Yeah, we’re calling where you are right now Eden. So don’t screw up because we have other shit to do, so later!”……then Adam said; “YO’! Hold up. I’m gonna be here all by myself?”…… “Damn, we didn’t think of that. Hold on a sec”……………………………………………………. “Ok, here’s the deal. Since were running short on supplies up here, we’ve decided to take a rib out of you and come up with something different, maybe even smarter.”…… “Ok, ah, what’s a rib?”…… “It don’t matter, you won’t miss it.”…….so out of nowhere, Adam felt a little pinch and WHAM…..Eve…..Adam looked at her and said; “WTF are you?”…..the man upstairs said; “She another prototype.”…… “What’s a pro…”…. “SHUT UP! It’s called a she, a woman, she’s smarter, wiser than you and her body can do things yours will never be able to duplicate…… “Like what?”……”Like make little you or yous….I never knew if that was a word but anyway, Eve will help you figure it out”…… “How?”…….. “JESUS! Eve, you got this because I’m really tired of this idiot.”…… Eve smiled and said yes….. “And make sure he remembers not to eat that apple thing, otherwise we’re going to be real pissed, since this is a low budget production here. And sorry about the accommodations but we threw in some other things we’re thinking about called animals. One of the guys came up with something called a snake and put him in that tree thing. I’d be careful of that because the jerk who created it, is a sneaky SOB, so watch out and please keep doofus away from it. Gotta go!”…..so things went on well, Eve showed Adam how they could make little yous and he was as happy as a 12-year-old looking at porn for the first time….and as time went on, Adam because really bored….Eve tried to calm him down but it wasn’t working and he became more aggressive towards her….day by day…..until one day, after listening to Adam bitch about everything, the Snake said; “hisssssss, yo’ dog, come here.”…..Adam went over towards it and the Snake said; Having problems bro?”….. “Hell yea, she’s getting on my nerves.”…..so the Snake said; “See that apple thing there? Why don’t you give it to her as a present, say you’re sorry and be nice for once.”….. “We’re not supposed to touch that thing.”…. Man, ain’t nobody around to see you do it, so go ahead, be nice.”…..Adam thought for a while, realized he’s acting like an ass, plucked it from the tree, walked over towards her, said he was sorry and here’s a present…..Eve recoiled in shock…. “How could you take that? It was forbidden to do that”….. “What? It’s all good, no one saw me and why are you so upset? You want a bite?”….. “NO! You shouldn’t have done that, don’t you ever listen?”…. “See, there you go again, always on my back. You don’t want a bite fine, I’ll try it.”…..and as soon as he bit it, it lodged in his throat and was stuck…..and all of a sudden you could hear a voice screaming; “WTF do you just do? I told you not to touch that but no, you had to mess everything up. Here’s the deal, pack you shit and get the hell out of Eden…..NOW!”……and then they were homeless….with a kid on the way….who grew up watching his father abuse his mother for his faults…..and him growing up thinking that was the way to treat women…..to be in control…..and probably passed this idea down through the course of history….and many men after time passed assumed women weren’t capable of leading….but they had it and still have it all wrong….women have always taken care and been in control….when things go wrong….women have always found a way to fix them….women are stronger…..so that’s my theory, since men have what is called…. “an Adam’s apple”…..if Eve had taken a bite….I guess women would have an Eve’s apple.

My dear friend Naomi shared my opinion about women saving men…..and her friend Tulia wrote this comment:

 “Well, we can definitely help. However, what we really need is to be able to “remain present” after a crisis, any crisis. Remember that after WWII women and children started literally rebuilding the cities with their bare hands. Then, men came back from the war zone and took over. And women were back to home duties (which for sure many were grateful for, but that is not the point) The point is, for us women to really become change-makers in this whole decadent and dysfunctional patriarchal system, it has to be demolished. And that we women can’t do it alone. So, we can definitely help, however the remaining question is, will you men stand by us throughout the process and beyond?”

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