….and all the King’s men….couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again…..ok…..now think about that….coffee, twist up one….last night’s bottle of unfinished red wine left on the table…whatever helps….….anyway,…all the king’s horses….I’ll get back to that….now, all the King’s men….couldn’t come up with an agreeable idea that….maybe?….it might be a good idea to call a freakin’ doctor?….and last but not least…..the horses….WTF do they have to do with anything?
WORLD’S OLDEST STRING OF YARN SHOWS NEANDERTHALS WERE SMARTER THEN WE THOUGHT….No, smarter than “YOU” thought…..the scientists are excited over this…..the cord “fragment” is about 6.2 mm long and 0.5 mm wide….here’s the great part about this…find….the cord consist of three fibers twisted together and wrapped around a thin stone tool….and it was discovered at the pre historic cave site of Abri du Maras….in the south of France…were cave drawing were also found…and may disappear due to rising waters that may flood the cave forever….they date from 41,000 to 52,000 years ago….wow, I wonder what else was going on back then…..I DON’T CARE!………and monkeys sailed from Africa to the Amazon 34 million years ago……four fossils of newly-discovered species of Parapithecids primate have been discovered in the Peruvian Amazon….according to article an in the journal Science……and I’m supposed to get excited because someone figured out how to make a tweed jacket?…..monkeys were sailing dude!….while hopping on rafts of storm-tossed vegetation….let’s be real….they walked….the lands were closer connected!
TYPES OF MEDIEVAL CRIME…..Yo, seriously….I was going somewhere else…but this popped up….check this madness out….just like we have now…..like they did back then…..were a set of rules….rules….a word later changed….and agreed upon in the future…to be called laws….anyway,….theft was common….but if you pulled off a 5th Ave jewelry job….not good….you couldn’t be a bum….homeless or jobless….they would run you in….at least you might’ve received 3 hots and a cot….but I doubt it….anyway,….you weren’t even allowed to talk shit to your wife….if you didn’t “WORK” hard enough…cheated on your spouse…and was drunk and disorderly….yep, crime….and let’s not forget…..murder….and high treason, heresy and witchcraft…..now according to which crime you’re being charged with….this is what might happen….take something that doesn’t belong to you….lose a hand or two….definitely the death penalty….hanging or beheading….not sure if you have a choice…but does it matter?…..anyway,….flogging…if you didn’t work hard enough….there were the occasional drownings and the burning stake thing….witches and the heresy people took the blunt of those….and there were the stocks or the pillory…..high treason is interesting….you will be hung and then cut down while you’re still alive…then….your head is going…forget about it….you will be chopped into four quarters….and each piece of you will be displayed in outdoor galleries in four different cities of their choosing…..this is the headline I recently came across…. “Billionaires want people back to work, even if it kills them.”
FRANZ KAFKA……..Now I know my man was out there…..and dealing with some deep psychological stuff…..horny all the time…..and definitely not stupid…..but I didn’t know this side of him…….
When he was 40, the renowned Bohemian novelist and short story writer Franz Kafka (1883–1924), who never married and had no children, was strolling through Steglitz Park in Berlin, when he chanced upon a young girl crying her eyes out because she had lost her favorite doll. She and Kafka looked for the doll without success. Kafka told her to meet him there the next day and they would look again.
The next day, when they still had not found the doll, Kafka gave the girl a letter “written” by the doll that said, “Please do not cry. I have gone on a trip to see the world. I’m going to write to you about my adventures.”
Thus, began a story that continued to the end of Kafka’s life.
When they would meet, Kafka read aloud his carefully composed letters of adventures and conversations about the beloved doll, which the girl found enchanting. Finally, Kafka read her a letter of the story that brought the doll back to Berlin, and he then gave her a doll he had purchased. “This does not look at all like my doll,” she said. Kafka handed her another letter that explained, “My trips, they have changed me.” The girl hugged the new doll and took it home with her.
A year later, Kafka died.
Many years later, the now grown-up girl found a letter tucked into an unnoticed crevice in the doll. The tiny letter, signed by Kafka, said, “Everything you love is very likely to be lost, but in the end, love will return in a different way.”
YOU DO KNOW WHAT WE ARE DEALING WITH IS THE FUTURE OF OUR ENTERTAINMENT…..No one wrote an article about this….it popped in my mind….when I noticed a lot of people are watching these….group opinionated pod stuff….the ones where four or five people tell you shit….while they shout over each other to be noticed….yeah, those….and eventually we will be charged a fee to watch….because going outside may still be a risk….just another form of mindless enjoyment…..with many choices to choose from…..we’ll grow to get used to…..not with me yet?…here’s a few hints…..via TV and film….since that’s the only thing we’re paying attention to….and the net….so,….Westworld….hey, robotic AI toys are popular right now….and you don’t have to leave your house to get one…..of course Black Mirror is a given…..Devs….is a whole different connection…..The Handmaid’s Tale….if those Christian people get their way….just drag them indoors….no one will know….lots of homeless kids have been…..ghosted….anyway,….and then there’s The Purge…..like Eminem said…. “LOSE YOURSELF!”……and you can risk going outside….get it all out….rage, pent-up anger….for a few hours and help cut down on the population….since the 80’s, you didn’t need a special day to do that….so why stop now?….anyway,….Minority Report….oh trust me, that’s happening now……Her….this film is a wake-up call to let us know exactly which direction were headed in….Alexa…..Siri….Bixby….that shit can talk to you….record your stuff….and once the AI is smarter than you….you’re screwed….and that’s the thing about this virus….we’re basically locked in our technical environment…..now depending on toys we paid attention to….but some of us never depended on…until now…..and now we do….information…..our movement is limited now….your European, Caribbean I want to see The Great Barrier Reef vacation is off the table…..and this is what we have….late-night talk show hosts, actors, musicians, beauty wanna-be’s…..we have yoga, cooking, dance….and now classrooms….all right in front of us….wanting our attention because their usual audience….is not there…no laugh tracks,…no one clapping….or listening….no more celebrity status….and now they’re hoping we do listen….but differently…….restaurants…..you want food?….right in front of us…..type it in….we’ll soon adopt avatar names, create a character, become surrogates to technology and lock ourselves into a world that doesn’t exist…. we won’t have to move….just be docile, addicted and adapt…..until we can mingle again…..or if some of us might even want to mingle again…. this is it….that’s our world right now…..and I hope it doesn’t become the norm…..this virus is a wake-up call for everyone….seriously…..shit around the world just “STOPPED!”….and people started dying….WTFU!…..stay home….stay safe….until they figure this shit out…..or shove another one at us next year!