…..I wanna talk to all you fellas out there….oh, don’t worry about me….Nicole and I are fine…I’m talking about the ones who “THINK” they still have game….. and can have a side-chick…..or two….and think their lady ain’t gonna find out about it….now, when you say you’re going to be late coming home because your boss called a late meeting….so, you enter the apartment.…and notice your wife is sitting at the kitchen table….with her feet up on it, drinking that special bottle of 1967 Domaine Romanee Conti….you know, that expensive French one you both were saving for your anniversary….and you hear in the background Nancy Wilson singing…. “Guess Who I saw Today My Dear”….PACK!…..when you left in the morning to go to the gym and forgot your phone….return home, your girlfriend opens the door, throws it in your face and you hear Ledisi’s song “Trippin” coming out of the speakers….and then she slams the door in your face….PACK!…..your key doesn’t work, your stuff is packed and sitting on the sidewalk….and Carol King is telling you…. “It’s Too Late”….you’re already PACKED!…..when she’s staring at you from the sofa….and Dru Hill is giving you a hint that she knows somebody’s…. “Sleepin’ In My Bed”…..PACK!…..while you’re eating dinner and she’s staring at you and Aretha Franklin is singing “Ain’t No Way”….and the next record is Patti LaBelle singing the same song…PACK!…..if you can hear Millie Jackson when you walk in….definitely PACK!…..when you walk into the bedroom and your wife is lying down with tears running down her cheeks…..while Oleta Adams sings…. “You’ve Got To Give Me Room”….you’re an asshole….that woman loved the hell out of you….so don’t even bother to PACK!….just GTFO!…..before you have a chance to put the key in the door….and the first words you hear coming out of the Bluetooth speakers…and Erykah Badu agrees with her…..loud enough for your neighbors to hear her sing…. “I’M GETTING TIRED OF YOUR SHIT!”…..don’t even bother to PACK….just pull your phone out of your pocket and call…. “TYRONE”….and tell him to come on and help you…. “GIT YO SHIT!”
DOCTORS AND NURSES AROUND THE WORLD ARE CALLING IN SICK….That’s scary….in the United Kingdom…one in four doctors are either calling in sick or are choosing for self-isolating….medical professionals are raising concerns over the lack of protective equipment….and this virus is putting health systems around the world under immense pressure….it’s not only doctors who are calling in sick….nurses are also….in Italy….nearly one in ten cases have been the healthcare workers….in Spain the figure is even higher….5,400 of the country’s 40,000 confirmed cases have been the frontline medical staff…in the U.S. the data coming out has been considered iffy…but medical professionals across the country are reporting many of their fellow colleagues are being taken ill….in France 600 doctors are suing a former health minister and the current prime minister for failing to stockpile PPE and test kits….Germany plans to issue 100,000 new test as soon as next month…and will issue “immunity certificates” to those who test positive…..if all goes well….everyone will be walking the streets, shopping again, clubs and bar will reopen by April 19th-20th…the number of confirmed cases….71,000….the number of deaths….775…. .and “STUPID’S” health officials are telling hospitals that patients can share ventilators…..really?….just to let you know how much he cares about you…. “As we outpace what we need, we’re going to be sending ventilators to Italy, we’re going to be sending them to France, we’re going to be sending them to Spain, where they have tremendous problems, and other countries as we can.”….but not to the hospitals back home….the ones who really need them…face it people….ya’ll gonna die…the U.S. death toll exceeds China….3,400 people and counting……China, South Korea, Italy, Japan all used hazmat suits to protect themselves…what does the U.S. use?….whatever they can find…and what they can find is running out….I recently read the vast majority of Americans are eligible for at least $1,200 worth of coronavirus “recovery rebates”….but before you get it….you have to file a tax return….want to know what citizens in Germany are receiving?…..anywhere between $6,000 to $25,000….and yes, taxes come into play….so,….he doesn’t care about you….no one associated with him cares about you….because it’s just…..business!….and unemployment has hit a record high of 6.6 million people out of work since the virus appeared….so that check isn’t going to put a dent in many citizens financial problems….we’ll be enjoying an espresso in the sun soon….those of you back home…..might be worrying about who will die next….and here’s something else I don’t get….that many people are choosing to do….
TAKEOUT FOOD….Why in the world would someone order food….prepared by a restaurant….by a person you don’t know….and could possibly have the virus….which could be transferred to you….while you ingest food you were too lazy to cook….because your favorite eating joint is closed?….but what do I know….I’m from Jersey!
WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH Y’ALL?.….Capt. Brett Crozier wrote a letter to Navy leaders pleading for additional help to combat the virus outbreak onboard his aircraft carrier….and the acting Navy Secretary….Thomas Modly decided the best action to take was to fire him?….because he was pissed he didn’t sent the message over what he calls a…. “non-secure unclassified email”….SO!…..3,000 sailors had to leave a U.S. aircraft carrier….stop hiding the “TRUTH”….this shit is REAL!….over one million people…. “WORLDWIDE”….have it….Commerce Secretary Wilber Ross said the coronavirus is helping the U.S. economy….well tell that to the 6.6+ million people out of work right now….I’m sure that’s good music to their ears….a top doctor for the “WHITE” house said that 50% of the testing data is missing….Dr. Fauci is the only person telling the truth….he’s the top U.S. disease expert and doesn’t understand why the entire country isn’t under stay-at-home orders….only 40 states are starting to listen to him….and now he has a security detail because he’s been receiving death threats for telling the truth….here’s a bit of news that might make you cuss….when the virus was kicking China’s ass….American companies exported and sold more than $17.5 million in face masks….$13.6 in surgical garments and $27.2 in ventilators….to China….that deal was made during the first two months of the year…. “STUPID” was told about the virus crisis before the deal was made….he sold the equipment anyway…..and golfed his way through it….and now boast how he’s #1 on Facebook….. cities across the country have to offer bids in order to receive the necessary supplies their hospitals need….I told you….it’s just business to them…..they don’t care…..one thing is for sure….once this virus passes….our world will not go back to being what we may have considered normal….right now the pandemic is costing the world $4.1 trillion….or 5% of global gross domestic product….and America say’s they are the world’s superpower….and now China is saying the same thing….well guess what?…..there is a new superpower ruling the world….. “CORONAVIRUS!”…..remember I said we might be drinking espressos in the sun a few weeks from now?…..I don’t think so, because health officials over here want to make sure this bug is contained….and it’s getting no arguments from us who are dealing with being on lockdown….everyone is wondering why Germany’s cases and death toll is so low…this is why….scientist over here developed a test for the virus and had one by mid-January….and labs around the country were ready to start using it just weeks later….now doctors are able to conduct at least 500,000 test a week….we’re listening to what they want us to do….wear masks and gloves….wash and sterilize your hands…keep a safe distance when shopping…..less person to person contact…travel when you have to and make it quick…..and keeping our asses in the house….not go on Spring Break to Florida and Mexico….don’t go to crowded shopping malls….and the dad who refused to let his son back into the house because he thought it was a good idea to attend a Spring Break party….big ups to him…..that’s why Germany doesn’t have over 242,000+ active cases…..5,850+ deaths….and a projected death rate between 100,000 to 240,000 of it citizens….if close to 100,000 people signed a petition calling for the end to “STUPID’S” live coverage coronavirus briefings….maybe now people will listen to Dr. Fauci…..just sayin’…..because New York is getting hammered and hospitals are overflowing with dead bodies…..still not listening?….Italy, Spain and France have a combined total of 30,000 deaths….but you have to give props to….
CORDOBA, SPAIN…..On March 14th they cut themselves off from the world because of the coronavirus spreading across Spain…40-year-old Mayor Santiago Galván presiding over this hilltop fortress….decided to block all but one of the five entrances to the town….since the country has more than 100,000 cases and 10,000 deaths…and there has not been one recorded case among its 1,400 citizens….and all the townspeople agreed with the move….a quarter of the residents are over 65….I guess the Mayor said…if we could survive the Moors and Christians attacking us….we can beat this….every Monday and Thursday around 5:30pm a group of 10 people are out on the streets to disinfect the town, all the streets, plazas and outside homes….a local business is paying two women to make medical and grocery deliveries to reduce the number of people on the streets….Galen Gilbert….first Chief of Arctic Village, Alaska must’ve read the same article because he decided to cut his village of 200 citizens off from the rest of the world….since the nearest hospital is 230 miles away.