…..Last January….a poll showed that 57% of Germans hold an outright unfavorable view of the U.S……another one in September….the European Council on Foreign Relations reported that 70% want their country to remain neutral in any conflict between Moscow and America….French President Emmanuel Marcon brought out the “European way” theory while raising the possibility of a French-led European nuclear deterrent…..which he claims is a precondition for any true independence from the United States…..Polish Foreign Minister Jacek Czaputowicz said; “I cannot see the United States the same way”…..so, what would happen if Europe said “See Ya” to the States….back home really doesn’t export too much over here….jeans, cowboy boots, music that sucks and shitty TV shows…..oh, and bombs…..and Europe by itself?….nah, that ain’t gonna work…..because there’s a history of these countries hating each other….and that animosity hasn’t changed….and if they want to partner with Africa….every country needs to go on Google and read about past Europe/African relations….and take time to read how well their relationship has been in the past…..Belgium, Germany, France, England, Spain, Portugal, The Dutch….they didn’t come there with open arms….they came to make a profit off the people living there…so, good luck with that idea Europe.
TRUMP TAPS PENCE TO LEAD VIRUS RESPONSE….We all gonna die…..we gonna die…..oh Lord….we all gonna die…..this fool will probably pray for a miracle….instead of letting the CDC do their job and find a cure for it…..but hey, look on the bright side….ol’ Pencie boy enabled an HIV outbreak in Indiana, when he was Governor….he slashed public health spending and delayed the introduction of needle exchanges….which lead to the state’s worst outbreak of HIV……so, rest assured…..he’s got this!….I think Yale epidemiologist said it best in a Tweet; “Oh my f—cking god. He’s putting @VP Mike Pence in charge of #coronavirusus. This is a man that totally botched HIV outbreak in Indiana. This is not a good idea and speaks to a lack of seriousness by the @WhiteHouse.”…..I guess this bug is pretty serious since Japan closed all of their public schools….and the International Olympic Committee is thinking about cancelling the Olympics….which is a good move….you have people from all over the world coming to compete in the world’s largest sporting event….and it’s taking place in an germ infected country….and once the games are over….all the athletes will return back to their countries not knowing whether out not…..they are infected.
CORONAVIRUS:…..And now we have another new germ to worry about….if you’ve been paying attention….we have a new one every one to two years….and most of us are still here…..they say, get a shot, wash your hands, take drugs, don’t travel…..bullshit!….if you don’t understand life yet, I’ll explain it to you…..there are three stages….ONE – Birth….TWO – What the fuck is this?….THREE – Death…..and the only stage you have to pay attention to is…. “What the fuck is this?”…..because things will be thrown at us….we’ll have to deal with situations we don’t understand….but have figure out….and if you think I’m going to spend my time worrying whether I catch this new bug….you’re wrong….I’m going to travel and I’m going to live because I know, number three can appear at any moment….and it might not be a virus which causes it….it could be wrong place, wrong time…..should’ve caught an earlier bus, different flight or left my house later….face it, we’re gonna die….we just don’t know how or when….so in the meantime….enjoy the time you have….just think about this…so far, we have survived….Swine Flu, Bird Flu, Cow Disease, Polio., HIV/AIDS, SARS, MRSA, Anthrax, West Nile Virus, H1N1, Cholera, Measles, Typhoid Fever, Tuberculosis, Ebola, Zika Virus, Influenza, Malaria, Smallpox, Dengue Fever, Yellow Fever, Chikungunya Fever, Bubonic Plague, Meningitis, Japanese Encephalitis, Lead Paint on Toys, Trans Fats, Nipah Virus Infection…..and now COVID-19 popped up to join the group……me, I’m not going to wear a mask around town….you do know the air you breathe can come through the mask…..you don’t have to be a rocket scientists to think maybe the germ can also come through….and washing your hands is a good idea….but the sterilization chemicals only last between 30 seconds to a minute…..then what are you going to do?….panic?….live people….live your life….travel, go see your family and friends…..and rest assured a new virus is going to pop up next year….and remember, no matter how good or bad you think your life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life…..because someone somewhere else is fighting to survive.
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..
Funeral employee cremated by accident while taking a nap
A man thought it would improve his basketball game if he played naked
Serial toilet clogger sentenced to 150 days in jail
A man took off his shirt – pooped in a driveway and then drove off
Woman enters a random home, sits on the couch, pets the dog and washes the dishes
A man slapped his sleeping girlfriend with a cheeseburger
Florida woman pulled a live alligator out of her pants at a traffic stop
A stupid burglar stole a surveillance camera but forgot to turn it off
Man traps himself in a hole he dug to spy on his former girlfriend
A man wearing Speedos waved down cops to show off his marijuana plants
Parents encouraged their teenage daughter to help with the family business of selling drugs
A drunk man rode a lawn mower into a cop car
Idaho man calls in a bomb threat and forgets to turn of the caller ID
A drunk airline passenger was kicked off a flight for twerking and flashing the entire cabin crew
REPUBLICANS SELF-QUARANTINE AFTER INTERACTING WITH CORONAVIRUS PATIENT AT CPAC……So, let’s see who locked themselves in their house…..Mark Meadows….the incoming White House Chief of Staff…..Ted Cruz from Texas (Eddie Munster’s evil twin brother)….Matt Gaetz from Florida…. (Stifler’s asshole big brother from the American Pie films)……Paul Gosar from Arizona….Doug Collins from Georgia…. (I don’t know who the hell they are)….and Doug and Matt interacted with people on Air Force One….that’s Trump’s plane….and “STUPID” was on aboard at the time and shaking hands with people….and refused to answer questions as to whether or not he has been tested for the virus….more than 700+ people in 35 states and D.C. have been diagnosed with the bug.…oh man, if this is karma coming back on the Republican party for all of the bullshit they’ve done…..I hope “payback is a bitch” comes at them…..like a pissed off Sicilian woman with a shotgun….start in the Senate…..and work your way down!….I just read the CDC says older adults should stay at home as much as possible….number one….you need to define that “older adults” thing….I’m 63, so is that considered old now?….because I know a few people in their 70’s who are more fit than some of the millennial kids….sorry, I’m not falling for the panic going around….and it could be a ploy to keep people from the voting polls….schools are closed, festivals cancelled, sporting events cancelled, businesses shut, the stock market is freaking out….and when the medical world finally says it’s all good….and the world goes back to abnormal…..what makes you think it won’t return?….and if it does….do we start panicking again?….the flu everyone one was told to make sure you receive a vaccine shot to lower your chance of catching it….has killed over 20,000 Americans….excuse me, but did we forget about that?…..and you better not be on lock-down….because a prison is the worse place you wanna be….and speaking of lock-down….I wanted to show Nicole Catania, Sicily…..that spot was supposed to be our next vacation trip….and Italy…..I’m talking about the entire country said; “Don’t even think about coming here!”…..and there are a bunch of my friends I’m worried about…..Matt was doing a short opening tour over here for Gregory Porter and they cut the tour short because of the bug…..I don’t know how serious back home is taking this virus….but Europe is taking major precautions….so, to add a little humor to the virus….my friend….
RONNIE POSTED THIS…. “Ever since it was brought to my attention that you can say “COVID-19” to the tune of “Come on Eileen,” I’ve been unable to read it any other way.”