…..Don’t know about you….but that’s funny!
MALDIVES OFFICERS APOLOGIZE TO TOURIST DETAINED FOR “INDECENT” BIKINI….. “OTHER” people complained that Cecilia Jastrzembska….who has appeared…..reportedly….on a reality show called “First Dates” and a game show called “Ninja Warrior UK”….was inappropriately “clad”….in other words….she wasn’t wearing enough clothes….and she’s a Brit….anyway,….a video of the incident hit social media right away….she was resisting arrest while the three officers tried to calm her ass down…one officer even tried to offer her a sarong to cover herself….the officers allegedly approached her and asked her to please comply with the local regulations….nah!….oh, it gets better….since the video went viral, Commissioner Mohamed Hameed lit into those officers….because the word on the street is….they were drunk when they approached the half-naked lady….now, yes, the Maldives looks beautiful…..I’ll let you know when we make it….hopefully before it’s all under water…but….there’s a few things you need to know….the Maldives is an Islamic nation in the Indian Ocean….respect that!…..or go visit another place….there are certain islands where you can book a bungalow and alcohol is served….and there are many where it isn’t….and Maldivian law does not permit that type of swimwear on the beaches….our girl was staying on Maafushi Island….and on this island, only private tourist beaches allow bikinis…..one thing the puzzles me about…..Ms. half-naked, reality show lady….her video hit the net real quick!
CHAKA KHAN SINGS NATIONAL ANTHEM AT NBA ALL-STAR GAME…..Girlfriend,….I love ya….been buying your records since my college days…..me and a bunch of my friends watched you sing your butt off….while you were 6 months pregnant….but….and there’s always a but….I gotta ask you…. “WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT NOISE???”…..seriously?…..enough about you…..now,…..NBA…..why didn’t you give Jennifer Hudson some extra cash….and ask her to sing twice?…..were you paying attention when she “SANG” her tribute to Kobi and Gigi Bryant….she killed it!….and if you haven’t seen either performance…..You Tube…..and let me know what you think.
TRUMP’S LATEST PARDONS……Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich – convicted of fraud and conspiracy charges related to his efforts to sell a U.S. Senate seat…..former NYC Police Commissioner Bernard Kerik who pleaded guilty to tax fraud and lying to investigators….billionaire financier Michael Milken, who pleaded guilty to insider trading….Judith Negron who….according to the Justice Department masterminded one of the greatest fraud schemes ever prosecuted by the Medicare Fraud Task Force….Eddie DeBartolo Jr. who was convicted of failing to report a bribe….and those names are part of the 11 people who were suddenly granted pardons or commutations….and each of them….with the exception of two women who’s sentences for drug-related crimes were commuted….were implicated in corrupt dealings…..and still; people believe this crook will….MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!….and “STUPID” who had the audacity to say,…. “I have an absolute right, perhaps even a duty, to investigate, or have investigated CORRUPTION.”….now ain’t that the pot calling the kettle black….anyway,….ok, George Bush pardoned Iran-Contra felons…..Bill Clinton pardoned fugitive billionaire Marc Rich on his last day in office….and yes, both pardons should fall under the category called favoritism….. “BUT THIS???”…..you do know, all of his cronies who have been found guilty of breaking the law….will eventually be pardoned by him….it’s so nice to know….now days you can break the law….and if you have friends in high places….you can get away with it.
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..
Iowa man forced a woman to watch “Roots” to understand her racism
Women who cook while menstruating will be reborn as dogs, says a Hindu leader
A burglar left behind a notebook with a list of homes he wants to burglarize
A man tried to rob a fast-food joint while two off duty cops were having dinner
A man was upset because he wasn’t allowed to bring a cutout Donald Trump to dialysis
You Tube star Ashton Kelly was mauled to death by a grizzly bear during a farting prank
A passenger caused a plane to divert after he was caught trying to eat his mobile phone
A Texas woman with outstanding arrest warrants gave a fake name that also had outstanding warrants
The trial of an accused sex trafficker was delayed due to his lawyer being arrested for alleged drugs and weapons trafficking
TRUMP DISPAPAGES PARASITE’S OSCAR WIN…..This idiot is such an idiot…..this is what he said; “What the hell was that all about? We’ve got enough problems with South Korea with trade. On top of that, they give them best movie of the year. Was it good? I don’t know.”…..the U.S. distributor of the subtitled film wrote on Twitter:…. “Understandable. He can’t read.”……of course his fellow Klan members booed when he mentioned the Academy Awards….but cheered when he said;… “Can we get like Gone with the Wind back? Sunset Boulevard, so many great movies.”…..yes, I agree both films are great movies….but….one is about ending slavery and the other is about a psychopathic sick bitch….so yeah, I can see why you would like those films in particular…..but you should watch Parasite “STUPID” because you might like it…..since everything starts out nice…..and then unravels in a violent and tragic way….just like the country you and your friends are destroying might end up travelling the same road as the film…..but hey, what do I know…..I’m from Jersey!
FOR A FEW HUNDRED DOLLARS TO $10,000 A MONTH, ENTREPRENEURS SHARE TIPS THAT HELPED THEM SUCCEED…..And I’m sure the first tip is….find a bunch of stupid people like you who are willing to send hundreds of dollars to someone like me…..NEXT!