……Man, I really don’t know what to say….or how I feel….we were surfing all of our available American news channels and the only station talking about this accident was…..Sky News….the Brits….later, CNN caught up…..I wasn’t a big fan of him until the end of his career….because I thought he was overrated as a player…..boy did he prove me wrong….but what made me love the guy….the world showed they loved him….what made me like the man was what he did off the court…..all the charitable organizations he was involved in….damn….the brother was only 41….and news anchor Alison Morris while reporting on Kobe’s passing….was kind enough to let the world know….live on the air….no matter what….Kobe was just another nigger!….she said it was a slip-up of her attempting to combine the Knicks and Lakers into one word…..Nakers…..yeah, whatever!…..I admire people posting photos of Kobe and his daughter….sharing their thoughts and prayers…..but how much of your sorrow is going towards the other seven passengers?…..are you feeling sorry for the father who lost his wife and now has to raise three daughters…alone?…..has anyone shared information on the pilot’s background?…..what about the baseball coach?…..and his kids who were with him?…..yes, it is sad and hard to imagine what Kobe’s wife and family are going through right now…..but they’re not the only ones suffering…..so if you’re going to mourn for Mrs. Bryant and her children….let’s say a prayer for all who are dealing with such a tragic loss…..here’s something we should all try and remember….when you walk out of your front door…..there is no guarantee you will walk back through it…..now think about that for a minute….everyone one the chopper, I’m sure made plans after basketball practice…..and I’ve been lucky….I was luckily enough to dodge the Lockerbie airline bombing….a train in Germany derailed….one I was supposed to be on because I had a show to do…but I decided to catch a later one…so I’ve been lucky and missed a few so-called….bullets……and bullets….and more….one thing is for sure….when your time is up….it’s up….ain’t a damn thing we can do about it….non-negotiable….and every day I make sure my wife, sons, family and friends….know how much I love them….I want them to know….because I know one day….my time will be up….Kobe was right about one thing; “The biggest mistake we make in life is thinking we have time.”

IS YOUR WIFE A PSYCHO?…..I read this article and thought…..oh, and what?…..I’m just supposed to walk up to my wife and ask her if she’s a psycho?….seriously?….is that it?….is this writer trying to get someone killed or what?….but hey, it’s Nicole so, what the hell…..

Me: Hey, Nicole

Nicole: What?

Me: Are you a psycho?

(she smiled at me and said)

Nicole: What do you think?

Like I said…..this fool is gonna get someone killed!

TURKISH ACADEMIC CLAIMS PROPHET NOAH USED A CELLPHONE TO CALL HIS SON BEFORE THE FLOOD…..Yeah,….I definitely said…. “HUH?”…..tell the truth….you tried to picture it right?..…flood…animals and the ark…..and Noah checking his phone….wondering where in the hell his son is…. “Yo dog…..n…g where you at? You need to hurry up……because this water is coming down and the man upstairs said it’s going to rain for the next 40 days and 40 nights…no kidding, that shit is F-uped….nah, we good…. all the animals are tucked in and all the shit piling up is starting to drive me crazy…what, hell I don’t know….throw that shit overboard I guess…..yeah, it’s definitely driving your mom crazy….boy did she pick the wrong time to turn vegan….and we didn’t pack any carrots and stuff for her….she’s all pissed and shit….ok, then run by the corner store and grab some salad and a bunch of different rabbit food for her….oh, and hit the liquor store and pick up a few cases….no, a lot of cases of beer and some Jack….and definitely stop by Carlo’s crib and cop some bags of weed because we’re gonna need that shit….I don’t know, the man said it’s gonna rain for 40 damn days….you know how much water that is?….you figure out how many bags we need….and let me know when you’re on your way ok?….alright, in a minute….later…. peace.”……is it me or is climate change starting to sound a band we know?….is part 3 going to be…..WIND?

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, PLEASE REMOVE YOUR BRA…..As soon as I read the headline…..I realized men were screwed…..but if you’re caught up in a disaster…..which one they don’t specify…..you should hope you’re wearing what they call…. The Emergency Bra”….like I said fellas….anyway,….Dr. Elena Bodnar won an Ignoble Award for this invention last year….and you can buy an eBra…..online for….$29.95…..and the wonderful design of the bra is already in the shape of a face mask…well aren’t they all?…..anyway,…..Dr. B started her medical career studying the effects of the 1986 Chernobyl nuclear disaster…..ok, now that’s a disaster…..she claims if people had had available gas masks in the first hours….they may have avoided breathing in Iodine-131which causes radiation sickness….yeah, right…..and that’s bullshit…..so, Dr. B…..do you have anything for earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes, flooding, volcanic eruptions while big ass rocks are falling out of the sky towards you…..because the last time I checked….they fall under disaster.

A MICHIGAN MAN FINDS $43,000 IN A SECOND-HAND COUCH AND RETURNS IT ALL…..Such an honorable man….me personally,….I’ve learn during my life that unexplained situations occur ….I call them “Shit Happens Moments”…..and “Things Happen For A Reason Moments”…..now would I have returned it?….I mean I’m a very kind-hearted person…..my parents raised me right….I have no problem going out of my way to help someone….and if the place where I bought the couch….which is called Habitat for Humanity ReStore…..in Owosso, Michigan….didn’t properly check the couch…..or the person who previously owned said couch….either forgot or didn’t bother to see if “maybe” I might’ve put 46 grand inside the cushions…..I would think that “shit” happened to me for a “Reason”….and because of my new found discovery….I would come to the conclusion that my new found fortune….gave Nicole and I a “Reason” to pack our “Shit” and fly to the Maldives for a two-week life break.

WHITE RAPPER GETS PUNCHED FOR SAYING THE N-WORD DURING A RAP BATTLE….You have to admit…dude had guts…..to say that word in a room filled with black rappers….ones who know what the deal is…..when it comes to dealing with real shit…..but what did this peckerwood expect?…that it would be ok for him to say such an offensive word….and be welcomed with opened arms into the rap community….even though he was in a rap battle…that’s a word black rappers and black people in general say all the time….depending how it’s used….it could be a sign of respect….of brother/sister-hood….and all of a sudden this redneck thinks he can join the rap world and be accepted because he used the N-word in some bullshit verse he thought would rhyme with…..?….N…r Please!…..like Ice Cube said; “That’s our word now. And you can’t have it back!”