….What took you so long….now they’re saying it may lie beneath lava in the Bolaven plateau volcanic field in the southeast area of Laos….that rock was 2 miles wide (2K)……it’s not like it took out New York…..maybe a few dinosaurs…..Fred, Wilma….Barney and Betty…..anyway,…..it hit this rock so hard….shit flew all the way to Asia, Australia and Antarctica….where not supposed to know those “3 A’s” didn’t exist…..and South America and Africa were connected…..anyway,…..coffee’s almost done….so, you know what a Tektites is?…..welcome to the club….but this small, pebble-like glassy object….along with existing earth material became A-sexual upon impact…..and because of the impact….dirt and other unknown crap was flung up in the air…..and fell back down….coffee’s almost done…..and this why I love “Stupid Study People”…..one of their members let the press know; “Their existence (he’s talking about the Tektites) means that the impact meteorite was so large and it’s velocity was so fast that it was able to melt the rocks that it hit.”……yeah, I know….really dude?……coffee’s done…..
PRINCE IS GETTING AN ALL-STAR GRAMMY TRIBUTE CONCERT….I’ve seen the all-star line-up…..all I’m saying is this…..y’all better not F….it up!…..January 28th…..Los Angeles Convention Center…..if you can afford it….or know somebody…..if not, it’ll be on TV in April…..so they’ll have time to edit out the bullshit I guess….like I said before….y’all better not F…..it up!
BLACK BRITONS KNOW WHY MEGHAN MARKLE WANTS OUT…..I don’t know if that’s true but I would like to point out a few facts….Morgan Jerkins included in her article….
“Meghan Markle was never the British monarchy or media’s first choice. She’s been unfairly scrutinized from their courtship to the birth of their son Archie. Because she’s always been an outsider predominantly because of her racial background, there is poetic justice in that she was always destined to break protocol because she never was meant to exist inside of the order in the first place.
The royal protocol is a byproduct of Whiteness, entrenched to maintain a caste system in which those like Meghan can never be protected but only subjugated further into psychological ruin as long as she remains in that family.
With this in mind, Meghan unequivocally leaned into that outsider status, leading with her heart and not her head, and reminding herself that the most important family is who she wakes up to, not the crown to which she must submit. With her husband, they agreed together that the media will not break their union or their mental stability as they had once done over 20 years prior with Princess Diana. This solidarity is a victory in and of itself because with their departure from tradition, they reaffirmed to the world that rules should not be prioritized over one’s humanity. Meghan has regained her life with her newfound title and the support of her husband, who has esteemed who she is in her Blackness, Americanness, and “commoner” status, in what a love story and a precedent should be for the ages to come.”……if most Brits didn’t like Harry’s mom hooking up with his dad….what were the chances England would like her?…..and now my favorite headline:
HARRY, MEGAN AND BRITAIN: WHEN DID THE FAIRY TALE GO SOUTH?….How come the questions on my algebra tests weren’t this easy…..that’s a no brainer….it went south the day they both agreed to say…. “I DO!”….am I to believe they didn’t know how the world would react to their marriage?…..Megan isn’t the first person of color to join the royal family…..Queen Elizabeth’s daddy’s momma was black…..she married the world’s favorite prince….and now she has to deal with being “The face of a race”……and of course the press will be just as gentle with her….like they were with Harry’s mom…..many people still have problems with interracial marriages…..trust me, I know….and they’re kids will sometimes catch double-hell….even the Queen has yet to give them her blessing….if they feel it’s necessary to distance themselves from the royal hoopla and have a different life…..cool….but the press will never go away….and I’m sure it will continue to blame Megan for everything that’s gone royally wrong since she popped into the picture…..she’s the reason why Harry and William aren’t speaking to each other….she doesn’t get along with Kate….and because of her….Harry deserted all his old friends and wants to spend more time with her so-called Hollyweird friends, she hates England, she’s selfish, because of her Harry is more private and withdrawn….this is what I call a serious case of “Blame It All On The Black Guy” syndrome…anyone with an IQ over 2 knows this is all about “Race”…..The Daily Mail newspaper ran this article when they first met: “Harry’s girl is (almost) Straight Out of Compton….later BBC host Danny Baker was fired for comparing Megan and Harry’s baby, Archie, to a chimpanzee…..a large part of the English population is acting just like Paul blaming Yoko Ono for the break-up of the Beatles…..you basically ran her out of town…..and now you’re pissed off because she’s going?…..one more thing…..how is Harry getting more grief from the UK press for stepping down….than the queens son Prince Andrew did for being an actual pedophile….screw it all, both of y’all just go and live your lives.
DOMINO’S PIZZA TO OPEN 850 OUTLETS IN ITALY…..If they open one in Naples….trust me….it won’t be open long because Napoli makes the best pizza and mozzarella cheese in the world….talk about seriously having to accept an offer you can’t refuse when a couple of strangers knock on your door….in Napoli?…..nah Domino’s, don’t do it….you need to skip Italy and go over to Romania….or somthin’…..but oh, I would love to be there on opening day….when the Italians see……“Pizza Hawaii” is on the menu.
THE GRAMMYS: PRINCE TRIBUTE…..I told you before….you only had one job and don’t F….it up….only one job…and you F…ed it up…..Usher?…..seriously?….that’s the best you could do?….so what, I’m supposed to believe D’Angelo couldn’t do it because he couldn’t find a babysitter?…..GTF outta here!….hell, I wasn’t doing anything and if you’d let me know Usher was your only choice……I would’ve come out of retirement….ugh, Usher….I could go through my phone and find a bunch of singers who would blow him off the stage…..Usher…..really?