MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL FRIEND:…. “FB jail for telling the truth”
MY BROTHERS COLLEGE FRIEND:…. “If you are in FB jail….how are you able to post?”
ENGLISH IS A GREAT LANGUAGE….I love that…. “Take Out” means….food, dating and murder
CORONACOASTER (NOUN:)…..the ups and downs of a pandemic….one day you’re loving your bubble, doing work outs….baking banana bread….and going for long walks…and the next you’re crying, drinking gin for breakfast….and missing people you don’t even like
IF YOU GET TIRED…..learn to rest, not quit
SOMEONE….just gave me half a peace sign….weird!
I DON’T KNOW HOW MY STORY WILL END….but nowhere will it ever say she gave up
SOME CHRISTIANS….expect us to trace our sins back to Adam….but not to 1619
WHEN I WAS A KID….they didn’t call it behavioral disorders…..they called it being a brat
SO….you’ve been eating hotdogs and McChicken all your life….but you don’t want the vaccine….because…. “you don’t know what’s in it?”
I MAY NOT SAY MUCH….but I notice everything
MARRY A MAN WHO SAYS…. “Let me ask my wife first”….not because he’s a weakling….but because your opinion is respected
YOU KNOW YOU’RE OLD….when you clean to the music….you used to dance to
THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN A FRIEND….unless it is a friend with chocolate
TREATING PEOPLE RIGHT…..is better than posting a bible verse everyday….that you don’t even practice
MANIPULATION….is when they blame you….for your reaction to their disrespect
I DON’T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS….good people get tired of being good to ungrateful people
SINCE ZERO WOMEN AND ZERO PEOPLE OF COLOR….weighed in on the United States constitution when it was written….I assume it may occasionally need a few updates
MOST PEOPLE THINK THAT…the T-rex dinosaurs can’t clap because they have really short arms….but really….it’s because they are dead
JUST BECAUSE TWO WOMEN…..have shared the same man….doesn’t mean they’ve shared the same man
SOME PEOPLE MAKE ME WONDER….how they fit all that stupid….in one head
WHEN REPUBLICANS SAY “ELECTION FRAUD”….they simply mean that….too many black people voted
MY MIND….is more talkative than my mouth
ONE DAY….I will start behaving myself….one day!
SON:…..Mom, why is cannabis illegal?
MOM:….Because the criminals in government have private prison cells to fill and want us all to be sick and dependent on dangerous pharmaceutical drugs
JENNY IS 90-YEARS-OLD…..loves Led Zeppelin….and doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks….be more like Jenny