…..Now here’s an example of “Writing over-kill” when it can be explained in lesser terms…. “If the dinosaurs saw it coming, what they would have seen is a giant asteroid rocketing their way, crashing with the power of a billion Hiroshima and eviscerating their kind from the surface of the Earth.”………in other words….. “How did they die?……a big ass rock came out of nowhere and …… “BLAM”……that was it!
PALESTINIAN PROFESSOR FACES FALLOUT AFTER TAKING STUDENTS TO VISIT AUSCHWITZ….The trip was part of a study where Palestinian students attending Al-Quds University went to visit Auschwitz…..and Jewish students attending Ben-Gurion University visited a Palestinian refugee camp to hear their story which is called, “The Catastrophe of 1948”……and then the reactions from each group would be studied by researchers….so where’s the problem?…..Al-Quid University was the problem…..they disavowed the trip and told the professor to take a leave of absence….and as of lately….many parades by pro-Hamas students are happening on campus.
BILL GATES: PEOPLE DON’T REALIZE HOW MANY JOBS WILL SOON BE REPLACED BY SOFTWARE BOTS….You know,….the man does have a point….robotics is becoming very popular…..Silicon Valley is into drones, robots and wearable technology……they’re saying….by 2064, humanity will be able to control the weather (they can do that already), colonize other planets and teleport (now I’m with that one)……many people do not like the idea that we will have to wear implants or other devices that constantly show them information about the world around them…..a little late to worry about that one.
THIS BOY SAVED FOR A PLAYSTATION, BUT THEN TRAGEDY STRUCK AND HE HELPED HIS COMMUNITY INSTEAD…..I like this kid…..he heard about a fire which claimed the lives of a mother and daughter….so he decided to spend his money on buying smoke detectors for houses which didn’t have them…..he saved $300 dollars and was able to buy 100 detectors….once people heard what he did….strangers took up a collection and bought him a new PS4…..and donated an extra $100 for more smoke detectors.
THIS PERSONAL ADD WILL BREAK YOUR HEART – UNTIL YOU GET TO THE LAST LINE…. “Sue. Since you last left me, my heart has felt a great loss. The house seems darker than ever before. No one to talk to me at mealtimes. The warm glow that greeted me upon returning home is no longer there. Never had I realized how lonely life could be. Knowing now how much this loss has hurt me, please stop my suffering and send the TV back.”
“PASTAFARIANISM” TO BECOME RECOGNISED RELIGION IN POLAND….That sounds like it should be a religion in Italy.
YOUNG WOMAN WHO ORGASMS UP TO FIFTY TIMES A DAY HOPES TO CURE DISEASE AFTER FINDING LOVE….Amanda Gryce, 24, suffers from Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder which has blighted her life for more than a decade…..oh my goodness….I would be dead!
JAPAN’S ANNUAL PENIS FESTIVAL IS AS PHALLIC AS YOU’D EXPECT……Here’s one for ya…..Kawasaki, Japan…….held every year on April 6th……..a celebration of the penis and fertility….it was said that the festival started during the 17th century when prostitutes are said to have prayed for protection from sexual transmitted diseases at the Kawasaki Kanamara Shrine…….today, the festival raises awareness about safe practices and fund raisers for HIV protection.
TENNESSEE JUST BECAME THE FIRST STATE THAT WILL JAIL WOMEN FOR THEIR PREGNANCY OUTCOMES….Gov. Bill Haslam took 10 days to consider the advice of doctors, addiction experts and reproductive health groups urging him to veto the punitive and dangerous measure that allows prosecutors to charge a woman with a criminal assault if she uses illegal drugs during her pregnancy and her fetus or newborn is considered harmed as a result….Haslam ignored these recommendations – and the recommendations of nearly every medical association, including the White House Office of National Drug Control Policy – and signed the measure anyway.