…..No shit!
“BECAUSE I’M HAPPY”….I am really starting to hate that song….no matter where you go…either you hear it on the radio, in a store or someone who can’t speak a lick of English singing it….that’s the thing about global hits…Don’t Worry Be Happy….Mambo #5….. Hey Margarita (which came with a stupid dance)….and that PSI guy…..I know it’s an artist dream to have a hit like that but I don’t need someone walking up to me when I’m in a bad mood and say…. “Don’t Worry, Be Happy…..”KISS IT!!”…Now, the happy song has to be “THE” global hit of the century….it’s not that Pharrell Williams can sing….because he can’t….his new CD makes a great Frisbee….it’s because he is a great producer…and if you go on You Tube….people all around the world made a video to the song….some are great…some good….and some just plain suck…..so what I’m going to do is give you my list of his videos and if you have the time check them out….
THE BEST VIDEOS WITH COLOR…..Bucharest, Romania….(my favorite) I picked that one because the shots are great and the colors are beautiful…..Neuchatel…..Beijing, China….Budapest, Hungary.
VIDEOS THAT CHEATED…..Berlin, Germany….London, England…..because they used professional dancers.
THE MOST BORING ONES….Wiesbaden, Leipzig, Germany…..Vienna, Salzburg, Austria….Algiers….Singapore…Marrakech, Morocco…Kuala Lumpur..…Les Roches Bluche, Switzerland..…Lomè, Togo..…Zenica, Bosnia..…Nice, France….and a lot of other ones.
FUN VIDEOS….Jamaica……Bermuda… Antigua….Guatemala….Kuwait….San Benedetto Del Tronto, Italy….Sydney, Australia….Saint Ètienne, France… Galway, Ireland…Bpulogne Billancourt, France.
SCENIC VIDEOS….Amman, Jordan…Moscow, Russia….Abu Dhabi, U.A.E…..Hong Kong…Firenze, Italy..…Bari, Italy….Sevilla, Spain….Jerusalem, Israel…Split, Croatia…Salerno, Italy….Marseille, France..…Barcelona, Spain..…Holland….Hamburg, Germany
MY FAVORITE DANCE VIDEOS…Tunisian Dance Edition and Nawaat Remix….Lower Subukia, Kenya
FAVORITE VIDEOS….Paris, France….NYC….Contonou, Benin..…Luton, England.
VIDEO WITH THE PRETTIEST PEOPLE IN IT…..Tahiti….it’s worth watching it just to see the women in the red and black outfits shake their hips.
THE BEST HAPPY VIDEO EVER…..is from Spain and it’s done with animals….you have to watch this one!
MAN ASSAULTED WIFE AND LOCKED HER IN A SHED FOR SINGING “DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD” WHEN HIS MOTHER DIED…..I really want to laugh but I don’t think it’s funny…..so I laughed anyway!…..for the reason she sang it….not because of his actions.
OFFICER TOMMY KING GETS PARKING TICKET FROM 14 YEAR OLD GIRL…..He parked in a no-parking zone…..returned to his patrol car and found out he had been ticketed by a 14 year old girl…..she told him he was in violation for parking in a fire lane and had to pay $10 to the manager of the store next to where he was parked…..Officer Tommy thought it was neat that she made it for $10 and she didn’t make it to herself…..instead of paying the fine…..the officer and the store manager decided to give her a $40 gift certificate to Toys ‘R’ Us.
NEWSPAPER DEPICTS PRESIDENT BARACK AND MICHELLE OBAMA AS APES…..That is wrong in so many ways…..racist?….well since many people still compare blacks to apes…..yes!….one 15 year resident of Belgium had this to say…. “Black people in Belgium have no political voice, no economic voice, so in a way society forgets that they exist”…..she believes the photo depicting Obama as an ape underlines the racial inequality that still exist in Belgium.
VATICAN REMOVES GERMANY’S “BISHOP OF BLING”……Nah man,………this dude was “BLING-ING”….he’s accused of spending over $40 big ones of the Catholic funds……he hooked up his crib…..built his own private chapel…..and that cost $4 mil and some change…..flying First Class…he will retain the title and rank of Bishop….but the Vatican wants to put him in a low profile job….. “YOU THINK SO!”
ROBERT DOWNEY JR. CONTINUES TO BE AWSOME…..I’ve always like him as an actor…..and since he’s cleaned up his act….I admire him more as a person…..he decided to hold a private screening of “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” for 50 lucky kids…..on his 49th birthday….here’s the story I like…..Jamie Foxx’s little daughter wanted an “Iron Man” theme party…..and wanted Tony Starks to show up…..because she told all her friends at school she knew Tony Starks and that he was coming to her birthday party…..the funny thing is….she probably does…..anyway,…..so Jamie took a shot in the dark and sent Robert a texted message…..which probably said, “Yo dog, I got this situation…”….Robert not only showed up as Tony Starks…..which is Robert being Robert….. he came in full Iron Man gear, passed out Iron Man toys…..and hung with the kids the entire party…..my kinda guy!