December 29, 2021

EVERY PARENT THINKS THEY HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CHILD IN THE WORLD

…..Now that is so true….you see them walking down the street, pushing a stroller and smiling at their child….and then you walk by, look in the stroller and say…..Awwww, what a cute little big head ugly baby.

CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES….Were invented by Ruth Graves Wakefield in 1930….she discovered that she ran out of powdered baker’s chocolate and substituted cut up pieces of Nestle’s Semi-Sweet Chocolate bar instead….she was surprised when the chocolate bar pieces did not melt into the cookie dough….serving them to her guest as “Chocolate Chip” cookies….they immediately became a hit.

FBI SUSPECT 1964 ALI-LISTON FIGHT WAS RIGGED BY THE MOB…..And it took you 50 years to figure out the “Phantom Punch?”……I guess FBI means “Feeble-minded Beyond Ignorance!”

RUSSIAN BILLIONAIRE SAVES OVER 2,000 STRAY DOGS FROM DEATH IN SOCHI OLYMPICS….Large packs of dogs were destine to be put down by organizers who thought the animals were a nuisance and danger to tourist….Oleg Deripaska put his hands in his rather deep pockets and funded a dog shelter in the hill above Sochi.

MEET JAMES HARRISON, THE MAN WHOSE EXTREMELY RARE BLOOD HAS SAVED MILLIONS OF BABIES LIVES…..74 year-old Australian born James Harrison has a very special blood type….the plasma contains an antibody that cures babies of Rhesus disease….he has been donating blood every few weeks since he was 18 and has done it over a 1,000 times.

WHY MORE AMERICANS ARE RENOUNCING U.S. CITIZENSHIP….Last year was a record high of over 3,000 people..…and they say it might be because of the new 2010 tax law….the U.S. taxes their citizens no matter where they live in the world….and a few Americans living abroad are tired of it…..in Switzerland so many Americans want to renounce their citizenship there is a waiting list.

GIRL SCOUT SELLS COOKIES OUTSIDE POT CLUB….Now that little girl is going to grow up and become a very rich person….she knows sooner or later….the munchies are going to kick in.

BUNGLING BANK ROBBER’S $20,000 SLIP UP…..This guy was just plain stupid….first, he dropped the money on the floor….then he wasted time trying to pick it all up…and while he was trying to escape he slipped on the ice outside and busted open his head.

LOBBYIST HAS AN INDECENT PROPOSAL FOR GAYS IN THE NFL….Now Jack Burkman (an idiot lobbyist from Washington)….wants to announce a bill that would mandate that the NFL have separate showers and changing facilities for gay players or otherwise not allow them to play at all….he even said that there were some in Congress who agree with him….Republican and Tea Party people…..it’s a stunt and no one agrees with him….well why don’t we just go back to the glory days of the Salem witch trials….and here’s the kicker….Jack Burkman’s younger brother is gay!

GAY BOB – THE WORLD’S FIRST GAY DOLL…..Was launched in 1977 by Harvey Rosenberg…..Bob was 13 inches tall, had blond hair, a pierced ear and wore a flannel shirt, tight jeans and cowboy boots…..he was created as a cross between Robert Redford and Paul Newman…..and the box was shaped like a closet!

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