“Who started World War 1? Was it a Muslim?
Who started World War 2? Was it a Muslim?
Who killed about 20 million Aborigines in Australia? Was it a Muslim?
Who sent nuclear bombs to Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Was it a Muslim?
Who killed more than 100 million Indians in North America? Was it a Muslim?
Who killed more than 50 million Indians in South America? Was it a Muslim
Who took about 180 million of African people as slaves, of which 88% died and were thrown into the Atlantic Ocean? Was it a Muslim?
No, they weren’t Muslims! First you have to define terrorism properly. If a non-Muslim does something bad, it’s a crime. But if a Muslim commits the same act, he is a terrorist. First remove the double standard, then come to the point!”
THE INVISIBLE HOMELESS CHILDREN OF NEW YORK….The U.S. has the highest child poverty rate of any developed nation except Romania…..nearly half of all New Yorkers live below or very close to the poverty line.
COULD SOYLENT SOLVE WORLD HUNGER?…..They’re talking about that stuff in the film “Soylent Green” …..where they would turn dead people into processed food….Rob Rhienhart invented it last year and said the biochemistry within the human body and combined nutrients and vitamins created what is now called “Soylent.”……any of you looking forward to eating your cousin?
GERMANS RIOT OVER CLOSURE OF CULTURAL CENTER IN HAMBURG….It’s called The Rote Flora….which is right across the street from our favorite Spanish restaurant…..3,000 policemen against 7,000 protesters….and 50% of them weren’t even from Hamburg….it houses squatters and serves as a meeting place for left-wing activists.
WHY DO WE BLOW OUT CANDLES ON BIRTHDAY CAKES?…..Some believe it began in ancient Greece as a tribute to the temple of Artemis, goddess of the hunt….some believe that the smoke carried their prayers to the heavens….some believe it started with the Germans in 1746 by Count Ludwig Von Zinzindorf or during Kinderfest a celebration for children in the 1700’s….a single birthday candle was lit and placed on a cake to symbolize the “light of life.”
LOCKERBIE BOMBING MARKS 25 ANNIVERSARY…..And to think that my oldest son, my ex and I were supposed to be on that flight.
KLAN LEADER: “WE’RE NOT A HATE GROUP.”…..No….not at all….what would ever make us think you are?
EUROPEANS ARE NOW TOO CHEAP FOR CHAMPAGNE…..And I don’t blame them….you wanna know why?……then I’ll tell ya……the normal shelf-life of a “GOOD” champagne is seven years……Dom Perigon, Moet, Louis Roederer, Veuve Clicquot……it’s on the market anywhere between 3 months to 3 years, mixed with brandy and sugar and now you know why you have a hangover in the morning……you don’t believe me?….then go champagne shopping in the champagne region of France and let the growers tell you the same thing they told me…..and if the makers of those champagne’s disagree with what I said…..then take it up with the other champagne makers within your area…..because “THEY” told me!
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..FLORIDA!
North Miami Beach man fatally shot after fight over utensils breaks out a Baptism party
Florida man kills friend during argument over how to correctly cut barbecue
Family brawl disrupts fun at Fort Myers Chuck E. Cheese
Florida man arrested after running naked through the neighborhood, screaming, waking people up and then fighting with the police
Florida man poses as a Cop at IHOP, demands free meal, flashes buttocks
Florida woman attacks husband with a spatula, throws the chicken in the swimming pool
Florida man arrested for the sixth time for beating mother; cites, “the usual stuff.”
Florida man arrested for assaulting wife with turkey neck
I KNOW I KEEP PICKING ON FLORIDA BUT HEY….THEY’RE FUNNY:
Florida woman assaults boyfriend because he refused to cuddle
Police finds Florida man hiding under a big pile of laundry
Florida man stole Christmas presents from neighbor’s home and hid them under a avocado tree
Florida man accused of breaking 77 year old wife’s hip after she caught him checking dating website
Florida woman arrested for throwing peanut butter at her brother
Florida man hurls bricks, racial slurs at neighbor’s children; tried to pedal away on ex-wife’s bicycle
Miami: man tried to trade an alligator for beer
Florida woman arrested after trying to rob the same bank twice in 10 days
Florida man denies exposing himself in department store, blames itchy penis
Florida baby left in car for four hours while dad sits in strip club