….Shut the door….drop your pants….climb on top of me…and satisfy your needs…love always….your toilet!
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW TO GET READY FOR THE “GREAT AMERICAN ECLIPSE”…..And darkness comes once again to America….I remember the one my brother Isi and my sons saw….I think it was 1999….or around there….it was cool….there was a big party at Ostpark (East park)….an area where you go to party all night…we were drinking and blunting….real early in the morning….we didn’t care…some people thought the end of the world was coming….fine with me because I didn’t want to go back on tour anyway…..anyway,….leading up to the big event….people were ready….and when it happened….the sky became this weird blue/black/purple color….a dark color….but that wasn’t the weird part…what was weird was this….sound….it just stopped….really….people were amazed by the sun being blocked out….we all stared at the little red dot on the top left side of the moon….and the animals didn’t make a sound….no birds….no dogs….no cows….nothing…..it was a dead silence….and it scared a lot of us….when the moon decided to take a walk…it rained….and then there was a strange energy in the air….I can’t explain it but everything felt different….during the rest of the day.
THE FOLLOWING CITIES INVITED THE KU KLUX KLAN, NEO-NAZIS AND WHITE SUPREMACISTS TO PROTEST THERE….Gary, Indiana, Harlem, South Central LA, Baltimore, Southside Chicago, Philadelphia, East St. Louis, New Orleans, Liberty City, Watts, Westside Chicago, Brownsville, Detroit, Oakland, Cleveland, Birmingham, South Bronx, Fukushima, San Andreas, North Pole and Chernobyl….so, all you who think spreading hate is a better idea…than coming together as a nation ….please show up….I’m sure you will be welcomed with…. “Open Arms!”…..if you get my drift…..I heard they already declined the invitation to march in South Central, LA.
SPANISH SWIMMER CHOOSES TO STAY ON HIS BLOCK IN WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP FINAL AND HOLD HIS OWN MINUTE’S OF SILENCE FOR BARCELONA VICTIMS…..Not only was his choice brave….but truly honorable….he sacrificed his own race…in order to honor the victims of the terror attack…Fernando Alvarez from Cadiz, Spain…had asked the organizers of the swimming championships to hold a minute of silence in tribute to the victims of the attack….his request was denied….so instead, he remained on his starting blocks…while the rest of the 200m breaststroke field took to the water…just a reminder that winning isn’t everything.
ACTOR SAMUEL L. JACKSON AND EX-NBA STAR MAGIC JOHNSON MISTAKEN FOR MIGRANTS IN ITALY…..I’m not surprised….you know the old sayings…..they all look-alike….seen one seen them all…..they were sitting on a park bench…resting….and surrounded by Louis Vuitton and Prada bags….now if they were migrants….they’re some rich migrants…and many Italian social media users were pissed off by the sight of two migrants…who they believed benefited from Italian money…..only to shop at expensive shops….mad because they thought they were wasting the…35 euros Italian citizens have to pay to accommodate refugees…..Yo,….. pissed off pasta eating people….do you realize what would happen if Magic and Samuel L. decided to combine their entire wealth?…. they could probably get your broke-ass country out of debt.
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..
A woman in India was granted a divorce from her husband because his house didn’t have a toilet
Phone-watching motorcyclist falls into a sinkhole
Ohio sorority sister discovers social media is not a good place to post your innermost racist thoughts about your boyfriend dancing with a black girl
Donald Trump shaped ecstasy pills seized by the German police
A prisoner finished his sentence and punched a corrections officer on his way out
A naked man sitting in the middle of the road was struck and dragged by a car
A man standing on the train tracks with the intent to video a moving train is in critical condition after being struck by a train
A NY restaurant fired a server who put “Ching Chong” on an Asian woman’s receipt
ESPN PULLS BROADCASTER FROM CHARLOTTESVILLE GAME BECAUSE HIS NAME IS ROBERT LEE…..When I flew back home….somehow my glasses decided to say in Frankfurt…..but my eyes aren’t that bad….so….can someone clarify something for me….does Robert Lee look Asian?…..really America?….do you have any idea how many people…let alone Asians…have the last name Lee?….Bruce Lee…Ang Lee….Jason Lee…Sara Lee….oh, wait…..that’s the cake lady……Lucy Lee….and she’s one of the hottest porn stars in Asia…..not that I really know that…I Wiki-peeked it…ESPN’s excuse is so lame…they made a collective decision (notice the word… (“THEY”) for him to switch games due to the tragic events in C-ville, simply because of the coincidence of his name and it felt right to all parties to do so….and….it’s a shame that this is even a topic of conversation and we regret that who calls play by play for football has become an issue….the internet blew up their site with comments….against what they did…..it’s time for ya’ll back home to chill…..this race thing?…anything and everything is setting people off…..it’s …..hey man, a name…is a name…..Robert Lee doesn’t have a thing to do with that red-neck racist with the same name.