……..An American man walked into a restaurant in London. As soon as he entered, he noticed an African man (black), sitting in one corner.
He walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted,  “Waiter! I am buying food for everyone in this restaurant, except for that BLACK guy over there.” The waiter collected the money and began serving free food to everyone in the restaurant, except the African.
Instead of becoming upset, the black man simply looked up at the American and shouted,  “Thank you!”
This infuriated the American. So once again, he took out his wallet and shouted,  “Waiter! This time I am buying bottles of wine and additional food for everyone in this bar, except for that African sitting in the corner over there!”
The waiter collected the money from the man and began serving free food and wine to everyone in the bar except the African.
When the waiter finished serving the food and drinks, the African simply smiled at the American man and said,  “Thank you!”
That made the American furious. So he leaned over the counter and asked the waiter,  “What is wrong with that black man? I have bought food and drinks for everyone in this bar except for him, and instead of becoming angry, he just sits there, smiles at me and shouts ‘Thank you.’ Is he mad?”
The waiter smiled at the American and said,  “No, he is not mad. He is the “OWNER OF THIS RESTAURANT.”

HOLIDAY IN NORTH KOREA?….Don’t you hate it when people can’t get song titles right….It’s “Holiday in Cambodia” by the Dead Kennedys you idiot!….which was one of my favorite songs back in the day.

AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…                                                                                  Emergency call: “My cat ate my bacon!”
Man caught have sex with a bush
Tennessee man driving a pickup truck full of rifles and a propane tank asks DC cops for directions to the White House
Man wearing a Priest outfit assaults a Transgender
Badger recovering in a shelter after being found drunk on a Polish beach
Air passenger is suing for a back injury caused by sitting next to a fat man
Elderly woman wakes up screaming in a funeral home after doctor declares her dead
Columbian model faces death penalty in China for carrying drugs insider her laptop
Man who was wrongfully imprisoned for 17 years shot dead during drug deal
FIFA exhibit to open at America’s national museum of organized crime
GWoman arrested for locking son out of the house for missing 9pm curfew
ISIS bans pigeon breeding – seeing birds genitals overhead offends Islam
Woman charged with riot after she became upset over wrong order at Taco Bell
Oklahoma mother mailed drugs to jail inside a Bible
Woman charged with driving under the influence – high on whipped cream
Man steals cell phone while woman checks her blood pressure
Trespassing suspect to Judge; “How ya doing asshole?”
Drunk man jogs without clothes because he felt hot
Google is sorry that India’s Prime Minister appeared on a Top 10 list of criminals
Baby Moose loses her mom, so officials blow her up
Man gets second-degree burns squeezing limes for a margaritaov. Mary Fallin’s 28-year-old daughter living in travel trailer outside governor’s mansion

HE WALKS BY ARGUING COUPLE AND SEES THE FEAR IN HER EYES. THAT’S WHEN HE OFFERS TO BUY THEM TICKETS…..A young man every parent would be proud of….17-year-old Malyk Bonnet was on his way home….and saw a couple arguing at a bus stop…he was worried the man might hit her….so he approached them….he asked for money to get to Laval, Quebec….Malyk noticed how frightened the woman was and decided to give the couple money for a ticket and told them he was going in the same direction….so he rode with them….became friendly…and waited for the right time to call the police….during the trip his cell phone battery died….once they arrived in Laval, he offered to buy the couple a meal….and gave them $50 bucks….while they were in the restaurant…he excused himself to go to the bathroom….and used another customer’s cell phone to call the cops….turns out….the cops were looking for the guy because he had kidnapped his girlfriend…the officers took up a collection to reimburse Malyk for the bus fare and food money he spent…and intend to nominate him for an award for bravery….he doesn’t consider himself a hero but his mom does….she bought eight copies of the paper running the story….and plans to show them to his kids one day.