…….Remember that?…..when I first started writing this nonsense…..my first report was this: 2012….. “Well folks, if the Mayan Indians got it right…..one more day and it’s the end of the world as we know it….but that’s not going to happen…..because Nicole told me she’s waking me up early on Saturday so I can go with her to Ikea…..good thing they didn’t know about time zones”……well, it’s 2019 and we’re all still here and still pissing each other off….but here’s the thing…..what if we or “THEY” read it wrong….because a few days ago, someone posted this on the net: 2019….. “Maybe this is what the Mayan’s predicted. Not an asteroid, or solar flare but the end of what we are. We no longer cherish life, or other people, even the earth or animals and the resources put on it. War, genocide, abuse, senseless mass murder, animal cruelty, gluttony, greed, waste and lust. Look around you, the end of the world is already here”……just sayin’…..!
RECENT 75-FOOT MONSTER WAVE OFF CALIFORNIA WAS ONE OF THE TALLEST EVER RECORDED…..Just to let you know how high that is….LeBron James…when he goes in for a slam dunk…his arm might reach a height of 13 to 15 feet….do the math.
IF THERE’S A HELL BELOW….And most of you finished the rest of that lyric….thanks Curtis Mayfield….anyway, you ever think about “THAT” Hell we’re supposed to go to?…..honestly, like I said before, I’ve been to Hell already…..I’ve been to Cleveland…..anyway….Hell is supposed to be the worse shit ever…..whatever you’ve been through and you thought that was Hell…multiply it and add a lot of zeros….that’s what we will have to deal with…and worse….it’s scared into us by the ones who also told us….there is a Stairway To Heaven…..been there too…..I’m surrounded with a lot of love, so I’m good…..anyway,….so, back to Hell….I thought about what would be the worse situation in Hell….I would hate to deal with for eternity….and I actually came up with a few…..the first one…..Christmas Shopping:…..I see myself walking through the southside of the Hamburg train station for…ever!….we have what we call “The Farm People”….just come into the city once in a while….the gawkers….and tourists…they never know anything and there only job is to get into your way….and we have all the different languages….people who are either traveling from point A to only God knows where….or don’t understand the concept called walking…..you really want to smack humans….and common sense is a random thought….now, this one would kill me….even though I’m dead already….but you know what I mean….Apologizing To All The People I Pissed Off….yeah, that would definitely take an eternity…..can you imagine having to do that?…Math…..sitting in a classroom everyday…and have to learn Algebra, trig, calculus, and any other existing method that was used to count…..ugh, I’d die…..Listening To Babyface…..hold that last long note when he sings his rendition of “You Are So Beautiful”…it amazes me how “THAT” sharp note….which he seems to enjoy for a minute….slipped passed the producer….the guy who mixed it….and everybody else who was hanging out…..that note is so sharp….and to hear that for….ever…..man, the next cliff….I’m off it…….and there you go….just a few scenarios to let you know what my Hell might turn out to be….to be honest with ya….I’d rather go back to Cleveland!
NIGERIA IMMIGRANT ELOQUENTLY EXPLAINS WHY HE’S THE “REAL AMERICAN” AFTER BREAKING MAGA UFC FIGHTER’S JAW…..Colby Covington….who is a full-blown “STUPID” supporter…promised to present the championship belt to “STUPID” at the “WHITE” house….and dissed the brother by saying; “What has Usman’s family ever done for America beside serve in the Federal penitentiary?”….Usman’s family immigrated to America when he was 8….he became a citizen when he was nine….and grew up in the states….so, a long story short….the MAGA dude….will be chewing…if possible on the other side….because he was hit so hard….his jaw left his face….the jaw bone is no longer connected to the face bone…it was turned into powder….that was how hard he hit this idiot…..and Usman beat that ass-wipe like he stole something….you should see that fight….during the after bout interview….a report asked him if the “USA” chants bothered him….he shrugged off the question and explain he thought the chants were for the true American hero….. “Let’s be honest. I’ve said it time and time again: I’m more American than him. I am what it means to be an American. I’m an immigrant that came here and worked my ass off tirelessly to get to the top, and I’m still prevailing. So that’s what it means to be an American. It’s not necessarily just because you’re born here, you feel privileged is what it means to be an American. No. I told you none of these guys work harder than me. That’s what it means to be an American. I work my ass off, and I’m going to continue to work my ass off and obviously with good integrity. I don’t have to walk around like a punk and say these certain things that are going to abuse the whole country or abuse the whole world and talk about people and religions — things like that. I don’t have to. I’m going to walk with integrity because at the end of the day, I want everyone that’s watching me, every eye that’s on me, to look at me and say, ‘You know what, that’s what we want to be, that’s the example that we like.’ And so, I’m more American than him. So, when they were chanting ‘USA,’ you damn sure better believe that was because of me.”…..like I said before to all of you who think racism is the new “IT” and it’s ok to openly show it….remember this….. “STUPID” has bodyguards -you don’t!”