…..If you had the writers of Mad Magazine, Mel Brooks, Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor the entire Wayans Family….sit down and write a comedy skit…..none of them could come up with something equal to what’s happening in Washington, D.C…..not only does “STUPID” want to build a wall along our southern border…..now he wants to build one around Colorado….which is 1,100 miles from the Mexican border….his lawyer said a sitting president would be immune from prosecution even if he were to murder someone….REB-publicans derailed the testimony of a defense official for five hours by storming a secure deposition room and demanded to be allowed to sit in on the hearing….even though they knew you cannot sit in on a closed hearing if you are not a part of the committee…..and the Capitol Police didn’t not arrest one of them….. “STUPID” is calling the impeachment case against him a “lynching”….and let’s not forget he made 87 false claims last week….including 40 of them in one day….and 20% of his fans think freeing slaves was a bad idea…..and good ol’ Giuliani accidentally butt-dials a NBC reporter, who heard him discussing the need for cash and trashing the Bidens……and they keep talking about this one and that one could possibly face jail time….well if they can, then arrest them and throw them all in jail….when the REB-publicans finally lose the “WHITE” house and the Democrats decide to hold a Nurnberg-Salem Witch trial…..can you imagine how many people they will have to question to find out…whether or not they are a Russian plant…..or broke the law?….it’ll never end because no one really knows who’s what in this scenario…..it’s gonna be nuts….it’ll be like sitting in that bar in the first Star Wars movie.
TEEN MASTURBATED 56 TIMES STRAIGHT BEFORE DYING OF A HEART ATTACK…..And who was that person who said “Safe-sex won’t kill ya?”
LAZY HORSE PLAYS DEAD EVERY TIME PEOPLE TRY TO RIDE HIM….I like this horse….he’s probably thinking; “Oh, you take that “Beast of Burden” name ya’ll put on us seriously huh? And now I’m supposed to let your big ass up on “my back” and ride you around for what, an hour? Yo, does this farm look like a State Fair to you? Man, fuck you!”
SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED THE ANCESTRAL HOME OF ALL HUMAN BEINGS…. “Scientists have pinpointed a fertile river valley in northern Botswana as the ancestral home of all human beings. The earliest anatomically modern humans (Homo sapiens) arose 200,000 years ago in a vast wetland south of the Zambezi river, which was the cradle of all mankind, a new study has revealed. This lush region – which also covered parts of Namibia and Zimbabwe – was home to an enormous lake which sustained our ancestors for 70,000 years, according to the paper published in the journal Nature. Between 110,000 and 130,000 years ago, the climate started to change, and fertile corridors opened up out of this valley. For the first time, the population began to disperse – paving the way for modern humans to migrate out of Africa, and ultimately, across the world.”……ok, this discussion is getting old…..I mean, really old….there is a reason…..and I’ll say it again…..the continent called Africa….and “NO”…..it is not a freakin’ country…..is called….. “THE MOTHERLAND!”…..we’re all the same……the continents were closer…..people took walks……the so-called Brazil, Asia, Europe, Russia, India, Australian, North and South America areas were not that far apart…..you could walk it or take a boat…..natural and celestial disasters happened….shit happened….but we’re still the same…..we are all descendants from “Africa”….with a genetic twist….so to quote my man….Mulvaney, who is sort of like the acting Chief of Staff at the “WHITE” house….. “GET OVER IT!”
INMATE WHO BRIEFLY DIED FILES APPEAL CLAIMING HE’S SERVED HIS LIFE SENTENCE…..Benjamin Schreiber….serving a life ticket for murder….is arguing….since he died from septic poisoning….and was brought back to life…..his 25-year sentence was fulfilled…..and now he should be allowed to go home…..or go somewhere other than where his is right now…..me personally, he has a point and I would love to see this case go to court….because I’d watch it…..but unfortunately for him….the Iowa Court of Appeals ruled that the 66-year old needs to stay in prison until he dies for good in order to fulfill his sentence…..don’t know about you but I’d take it to the next court….I think he could win this….he’s supposed to stay in the joint until he died…..and he did!….the judge might’ve killed his chances of winning this case though… “”Schreiber is either alive, in which case he must remain in prison, or he is dead, in which case this appeal is moot.”
MY WIFE FOUND THIS…..CAN YOU THINK OF A BETTER PRESIDENT…..WHO COULD BRING US TOGETHER?……
“ I want a dyke for president, I want a person with aids for president and I want a fag for vice president and I want someone with no health insurance. And I want someone who grew up in a place where the earth is so saturated with toxic waste that they didn’t have a choice about getting leukemia. I want a president that had an abortion at sixteen and I want a candidate who isn’t the lesser of two evils and I want a president who lost their last lover to aids, who still sees that in their eyes every time they lay down to rest, who held their lover in their arms and knew they were dying. I want a president with no air conditioning, a president who has stood in line at the clinic, at the DMV, at the welfare office and has been unemployed and laid off and sexually harassed and gay bashed and deported. I want someone who has spent the night in the tombs and had a cross burned on their lawn and survived rape. I want someone who has been in love and been hurt, who respect sex, who has made mistakes and learned from them, I want a black woman for president, I want someone with bad teeth, someone who has eaten hospital food, someone who cross-dresses and has done drugs and been in therapy. I want someone who has committed civil disobedience. And I want to know why this isn’t possible. I want to know why we started learning somewhere down the line that a president is always a clown; always a john never a hooker. Always a boss and never a worker, always a liar, always a thief and never caught.” – Author:…..(I have no idea who wrote this….but it’s one hell of a poem!)